Quotes of Wisdom: 30 to motivate and inspire

Dear Reader, Have you been searching for some quotes of wisdom?

Short quotes that you’ll easily remember? Words of wisdom to inspire you to be all you could be?

We all need a little inspiration occasionally, don’t we? Certainly, I do.

Well, here are 30 of the best quotes of wisdom you’re likely to read today.

You’ll love them, so see how many of them you can work into your conversations today.

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Quotes of wisdom (1–10):

  1. Do no harm; take no crap.
  2. You’ll get what you tolerate.
  3. Your only limit is your mind.
  4. A wise man once said nothing.
  5. You’re as perfect as the next person.
  6. You grow through what you go through.
  7. Confidence is silent; insecurities are loud.
  8. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
  9. Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.
  10. Mindset is what separates the best from the rest.

Quotes of wisdom (11–20):

  1. No response is a response, and it’s a powerful one.
  2. If you don’t define who you are, someone else will.
  3. Pandering to people’s preferences rarely ends well.
  4. Argue with a fool, and you’ll have two fools arguing.
  5. Life lessons will be repeated until they are learned.
  6. Just because it looks genuine doesn’t mean it’s not fake.
  7. If you’re going through hell, walk as if you own the place.
  8. You’ll have my loyalty if I have no reason to question yours.
  9. No is a complete sentence. It doesn’t require an explanation.
  10. People will inspire you or drain you. Choose your friends wisely.

Quotes of wisdom (21–30):

  1. Silencing people is not the same as winning hearts and minds.
  2. It’s the ones who are against you who believe in your power the most.
  3. Sensible people will accept some incredibly silly ideas without question.
  4. It’s not what happens to you; it’s how you react to what happens to you.
  5. We live in an age when everyone knows it’s not true, but few dare to say so.
  6. Just because it’s dismissed as a conspiracy theory doesn’t mean it’s not true.
  7. Fools and fanatics are always so certain, yet wiser people are full of doubts.
  8. You can do 100 things right, but the only thing others will notice is your one mistake.
  9. The question is not whether you have the time, but whether you’re willing to allocate the time.
  10. A first-rate version of yourself is always better than trying to be a second-rate version of someone else.
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25 thoughtful quotes about politics and power

Today, I’ve curated some thoughtful quotes about politics and power.

In doing so, I hope it’ll get you thinking about, and perhaps even participating in, something that rules our lives but isn’t given anywhere near the scrutiny it deserves.

Politicians on all sides frequently take us all for fools, and the sad thing is, we let them. That must change, surely?

They do what they do because they know that they can get away with it, at least most of the time.

It’s time we all let them know that we’ll not allow them to get away with it anymore.

Politics has become nothing more than show business for people who lack both talent and an engaging personality. And yet, they all seem to get rich without adding any real value to our lives at all.

So, let your local politician know that you’re watching them and won’t tolerate any nonsense.

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Quotes about politics and power (1-15):

  1. Don’t vote. It only encourages them. ~Billy Connolly
  2. In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. ~Napoléan Bonaparte
  3. We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. ~Stewart Udall
  4. We have the best Government that money can buy. ~Mark Twain
  5. I love to go to Washington if only to be near my money. ~Bob Hope
  6. We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office. ~Aesop
  7. For the powerful, crimes are those that others commit. ~Noam Chomsky
  8. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
  9. A politician is a fellow who’ll lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
  10. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. ~Winston Churchill
  11. A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate. ~Eric Idle
  12. I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally. ~Bill Maher
  13. Just because you don’t take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you. ~Pericles
  14. Absolute power does not corrupt absolutely, absolute power attracts the corruptible. ~Frank Herbert
  15. The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~Maureen Murphy

Quotes about politics and power (16-25):

  1. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ~Douglas Adams
  2. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson
  3. You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena. ~Jon Stewart
  4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ~George Burns
  5. There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. ~Alexis de Tocqueville
  6. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev
  7. Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
  8. Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
  9. I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months, you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months, you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here. ~Harry S Truman
  10. Take our politicians; they’re a bunch of yo-yos. The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with the encyclopedia of clichés the first prize. ~Saul Bellow
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How to love the life you live and live the life you love

How to love the life you live and live the life you love? Now there’s a question.

Do you love the life you live? Do you enjoy your work? Life should never be just about work, but it’s a big part of our lives, so it affects how we feel about ourselves.

Do you get up each morning feeling inspired by what you’ll be doing during the day ahead?

A good question to ask yourself is the one Steve Jobs asks in the video below: “If you knew that today was the last day of your life, would you still be happy doing what you have to do today?

Knowing we will die one day reminds us that our time is precious and we should use it wisely.

Life is short, and none of us knows when our final moment will arrive. So we must follow our heart and focus our energy on work that really matters to us.

If your work matters to you, then you’ll do it well. And if you do it well, you’ll make a difference. Make a difference and you’ll leave a legacy. Do this and you’ll love the life you live.

All of this is easier said than done, of course.

Many people experience life without any real sense of satisfaction. Far too many people experience a lifetime of disappointment and regret, too. This all adds up to people living lives they don’t love.

However, it doesn’t have to be that way. You don’t have to accept a less-than-satisfactory life.

If your life is unsatisfactory, then you need to change. And change is possible.

A good place to start is by listening to the inspiring observations from the late Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, contained in the video If today were the last day of my life included below. His words are thought-provoking and powerful. I found this video truly inspirational, and I recommend it to you.

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How to love the life you live:

Before you watch the video, ask yourself this question. Between now and death, would you be happy to continue with the life you have right now?

No?

Then you must change and keep changing until you love the life you live.

Never accept second best because life’s far too short.

Remember: Whilst you have to make a living, you also have to make a life as well. So, have no regrets. Start making the life you want to live as quickly as possible. It’s later than you think.

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Self-promotion and why it matters if you want success

The idea of self-promotion is something with which many readers might feel slightly uncomfortable.

Perhaps it leaves you feeling a slight sense of unease, dear reader: the idea of blowing your own trumpet and making sure that others know all about what you have to offer?

By self-promotion, I am referring to personal visibility, particularly in the office or workplace.

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Visibility matters:

Does personal visibility really matter that much, you may ask?

Well, that depends on how you think about it, really.

If you’re happy to plod along and accept whatever life decides you should have, then it probably doesn’t matter much at all.

However, if success is your aim or if you want to enjoy more of what life can offer, then personal visibility is essential.

Think about it. If I don’t know you exist, how can you be a solution to my problem?

How can I possibly know what you have to offer unless I have some visibility of you in action?

And then, if you hide your light under a bushel, how can you build a reputation?

Let’s face it, if I don’t know you exist, then to me you don’t exist at all.

Essential ingredient for success:

If success is your aim, then you have to be seen by people who matter, and you must make an impression on them too. That’s important, like it or not.

People need a reason to remember you. So make sure you give them a reason to remember you.

Ideally, you want them to like and respect you. Even if people love to hate you, that’s better than them being totally indifferent to you.

At least you’ll be known. You have to be visible. As the saying goes, ability without visibility is a liability. It is from your standpoint, anyway.

The product YOU:

The product that is You will only sell if people are aware it exists.

Self-promotion and personal public relations initiatives play a crucial role in building your reputation and creating demand for what you have to offer.

Humility is all very well, but diffidence is at best unwise.

You’ll never get anywhere unless you have visibility with the people that matter.

Think about the most successful people: people such as Barack Obama, Nelson Mandela, Donald Trump, Richard Branson, Elvis Presley, and John Lennon. Sadly, some are no longer with us. Nevertheless, these examples are still valid.

They all made an impression on you.

You may not like them, but you cannot ignore them. They all have or had that special quality known as presence. You couldn’t fail to notice them. They all have or had self-belief, too.

So make sure you get yourself noticed. Stand out in the crowd and give people a reason to remember you.

And remember this old Arab proverb:

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Quotes by Gabriel García Márquez: here are 15 to inspire you

Today, I thought it might be interesting to explore some quotes by Gabriel García Márquez.

If you’re not familiar with his work, the late Gabriel García Márquez was a Colombian novelist, short-story writer, screenwriter, and journalist.

He was, in my opinion, one of the greatest Spanish-speaking writers of all time, and I’m a great admirer of his work.

Here are 15 quotes by Gabriel García Márquez, translated into English. Obviously, his original remarks would have been in Spanish.

Enjoy them all. I found them really interesting.

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Quotes by Gabriel García Márquez:

  1. He who awaits much can expect little. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  2. Don’t cry because it came to an end; smile because it happened. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  3. A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  4. Don’t spend time with someone who doesn’t care for spending time with you. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  5. Don’t struggle so much; the best things happen when not expected. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  6. I love you not for who you are but for who I am when I’m by your side. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  7. No, not rich. I am a poor man with money, which is not the same thing. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  8. No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won’t make you cry. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  9. Just because someone doesn’t love you as you wish, it doesn’t mean you’re not loved with all their being. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  10. The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by their side and know you’ll never have them. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  11. Never stop smiling; even when you’re sad, someone might fall in love with your smile. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  12. You may only be one person in this world, but for someone, you are the world. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  13. Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you’ll be thankful. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  14. There will always be people who will hurt you. So while you need to continue trusting, just be careful. ~Gabriel García Márquez
  15. Become a better person, and be sure to know who you are before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are. ~Gabriel García Márquez

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5 powerful quotes and the wisdom within

Today, dear reader, I offer you five powerful quotes.

Not only that, I’ve added some thoughts that reflect the wisdom within these powerful quotes.

In other words, I aim to offer you some words of wisdom to inspire and motivate you. I hope this inspiration will get you thinking and, perhaps even, propel you down the road toward success. I hope so anyway.

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Powerful Quotes:

1. Formula for Living:

Life doesn’t have to be complicated.

If you’re waiting for the perfect moment to get started, then the perfect moment is always right now.

Just get started and do what you can with whatever you’ve got.

No one gets dealt a perfect hand in life.

So play the cards you’ve been dealt and play them as well as you can. Always play to your strengths and keep going.

You’ll get there in the end.

If you can achieve your full potential and leave a lasting legacy behind, then yours will have been a life well lived.

2. Good health:

A couple of years ago, I was reminded of the importance of taking care of my own health. I was struck down with a kidney infection, and I spent a week in the hospital receiving treatment to help me get over it.

It felt like a week of my life was lost. Not being able to do all the things I’d taken for granted proved very frustrating for me.

Generally, I’ve always tried to look after myself, but I was still unwell. So I’ll try a lot harder in the future.

Never again do I want to feel that unwell.

My time is precious, so above all, I don’t want to feel that I’ve lost any more of it. That would seem like such a waste to me.

If you don’t have your health, then you don’t have very much at all.

3. Happiness:

Postponing your happiness until some unspecified future date would be like putting off having fun until your old age.

Why would that make sense to anyone?

We must be happy in the present moment.

Life isn’t perfect, and for almost everyone, it’s full of challenges, but it’s not all bad.

Happiness is a state of mind.

It’s a willingness to enjoy whatever it is that you have now and a determination not to worry about anything you don’t have.

You look for the positives in your life and try to forget about the negatives.

People often fret about things they don’t have, yet they fail to appreciate the good things in their lives.

Things like family and friends. And things like having a good laugh, too.

In reality, we can live without most stuff, despite what we might think.

It’s people who matter most. People include family, friends, workmates, and ordinary individuals we meet every day throughout our lives.

So enjoy what you have and forget about what you don’t have. You’ll be happier that way.

4. Attitude:

Let me tell you, nothing makes a better impression on me than someone with a great attitude.

And nothing makes a worse impression on me than someone with a bad attitude.

Your attitude defines you, and it will also shape your life experiences. That’s a fact, in my experience.

If you’re a Rock star or a Gangsta Rapper then perhaps a little attitude goes with the territory if you aim to appeal to a teenage constituency.

Occasionally, even in the real world, a little attitude might secure you an outcome you wouldn’t otherwise get simply because whoever you’re annoying wants to get rid of you.

However, mostly, a bad attitude will not get you anywhere worth going. Don’t be fooled into thinking otherwise.

You can choose to have a great attitude or not. That choice is yours, and so will be the consequences of your choice.

Take a tip from someone who knows: a positive attitude will beat a negative one every day, every week, every month, and every year. Simple!

5. Never, ever give up:

To succeed at anything, you must never, ever give up.

Yes, it’s hard, of course. It’s meant to be.

Nothing worth having ever came easy.

You must keep going until you reach your desired destination.

Yes, you’ll make mistakes. Yes, you’ll stumble from time to time. However, you must keep your eye on the prize.

If you really want it, it can be yours. If you don’t, you’ll give up and then make excuses.

You should always be driven by a desire to achieve your goals.

Winners never quit, and quitters never win. Which one are you?

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21 short inspirational quotes to increase your motivation

If you’re seeking some short inspirational quotes, dear reader, today’s post is for you.

Do you struggle to get enthusiastic about what you’re doing? If you do, you’re not alone. We all need a little inspiration at times.

Here are 21 short inspirational quotes to help boost your motivation.

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Short inspirational quotes (1-10)

  1. If you can dream it, you can do it. ~Walt Disney
  2. Well done is better than well said. ~Benjamin Franklin
  3. If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. ~H.G. Wells
  4. It does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop. ~Confucius
  5. We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated. ~Maya Angelou
  6. You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. ~Rabindranath Tagore
  7. Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best. ~St. Jerome
  8. A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ~Ayn Rand
  9. What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. ~Zig Ziglar
  10. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. ~Thomas A. Edison

Short inspirational quotes (11-21)

  1. The mind is for seeing, and the heart is for hearing. ~Arab Proverb
  2. Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain
  3. I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~Bill Cosby
  4. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ~George Burns
  5. If you want to achieve things in life, you’ve just got to do them, and if you’re talented and smart, you’ll succeed. ~Juliana Hatfield
  6. True love isn’t about being inseparable; it’s about two people being true to each other even when they are separated. ~Author Unknown
  7. You have the same number of hours in the day as everyone else. What you accomplish depends on how wisely they are used. ~Roy Sutton
  8. Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you. ~Author Unknown
  9. You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~Bernard Meltzer
  10. Use the talents you have. You will make it. You will give joy to the world. Take this tip from nature: The woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except those who sang best. ~Bernard Meltzer
  11. Consult not your fears but your hopes and dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed at, but with what is still possible for you to do. ~Pope John XXIII
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21 Quotes by Larry David that’ll make you think

Today, I am exploring quotes by Larry David.

If you were a fan of the US sitcom Seinfeld, then you will be familiar with the name Larry David. He was the creator of that series along with Jerry Seinfeld, and for me, it’s one of the finest sitcoms of all time.

Lawrence Gene David, to give Larry David his full name, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He is a comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer.

Larry David was Seinfeld’s head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1997. He subsequently gained further recognition for the sitcom series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, and he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.

Here are 21 quotes by Larry David which might make you think and some might even make you smile. All are well worth a few minutes of your time.

Quotes by Larry David (1-10):

  1. Golf and dating don’t mix.
  2. You write about what you know.
  3. You know, I’m really not that bright.
  4. Women love a self-confident bald man.
  5. I have reservations about everything I do.
  6. My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
  7. I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
  8. If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.
  9. Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
  10. I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about half an inch wide.

Quotes by Larry David (11-21):

  1. I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
  2. It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
  3. I think that what people imagine they’re going through is much worse than what they are going through.
  4. Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man? There’s your diamond in the rough.
  5. I wanted to make a living but I really wasn’t interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
  6. When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
  7. I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
  8. Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible.
  9. I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
  10. I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
  11. I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.

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10 powerful quotes to propel you down the road to success

10 powerful quotes

Looking for some powerful quotes, dear reader?

You won’t be alone if you are. We all need a little inspiration occasionally to fire a spark within us. The question is, where to start?

Quotes from successful people are always a good place to start, I think.

It’s always worth listening to people who’ve achieved real success.

If they’ve done it successfully, whatever it is, then we can always copy their approach.

And if we copy their approach, then there’s a good chance we can achieve success too. If it worked for them, it might just work for us.

Here are ten powerful quotes from some highly successful individuals. I hope they provide a spark to propel you toward success.

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Powerful Quotes:

  1. You have to dream before your dreams can come true. ~A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
  2. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. ~Walt Disney
  3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  4. To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream; not only plan but also believe. ~Anatole France
  5. If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ~Jim Rohn
  6. We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. ~Jesse Owens
  7. Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. ~Harriet Tubman
  8. Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life – think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. ~Swami Vivekananda
  9. You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something – your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life. ~Steve Jobs
  10. Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. ~Steve Jobs

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21 funny quotes you’ll absolutely love

Funny Quotes

I love quotes, and I love those funny quotes that make you smile and make you think.

Here are 21 funny quotes to highlight my point.

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  1. Smile today, because tomorrow could be worse. ~Anonymous
  2. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ~Anonymous
  3. I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ~Anonymous
  4. You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death. ~Anonymous
  5. He who wakes up early yawns all day long. ~Anonymous
  6. I’m not lazy; I’m just very relaxed. ~Anonymous
  7. Those who snore always fall asleep first. ~Anonymous
  8. Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence; after all, intelligence has its limits. ~Anonymous
  9. I just wanted you to know somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. ~Anonymous
  10. “Revenge” sounds so mean; that’s why I prefer to call it “returning the favour.” ~Anonymous
  11. The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you’re with someone you’re not supposed to be seen with. ~Anonymous
  12. It’s alright if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right. ~Anonymous
  13. To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, now that shows political skill. ~Anonymous
  14. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy. ~Anonymous
  15. When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t, then go in through the window. ~Anonymous
  16. Doing nothing is hard because you never know when you’re done. ~Anonymous
  17. Whenever I clean my closet, I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. ~Anonymous
  18. I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food. I don’t even know where sandwiches live. ~Anonymous
  19. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you’re bad luck. ~Anonymous
  20. I don’t need anger management. You just need to stop making me angry! ~Anonymous
  21. My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. ~Anonymous

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