Another offering in my series with the theme of memorable sitcom characters, today I thought it would be entertaining to take a look back at some classic Elaine Benes quotes.
Who can forget this brilliant character from the American sitcom Seinfeld, played by the hugely talented Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
Elaine was a woman holding her own in a man’s world. She was smart, funny and she brought a sparkle to the show. However, like all memorable sitcom characters, she was essentially a little flawed too, as you’ll appreciate from the quotes today.
If you love Seinfeld, I’m sure you will be a fan of Elaine Benes.
However, if you’re not old enough to remember Seinfeld and Elaine Benes, in particular, then you’ll find plenty of amusing clips from this sitcom, and featuring the character Elaine Benes, on YouTube.
They’re all brilliant and definitely well worth a little piece of your time.
So check them out but not before you’ve enjoyed these 20 classic Elaine Benes quotes, which I’m confident will raise a smile or two, and will probably resonate with many female readers too, I’m sure.
Elaine Benes Quotes:
- I’m dead now. Gotta go! ~ Elaine Benes
- I’m not a lesbian! I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. ~ Elaine Benes
- Some people should just give up. I have. ~ Elaine Benes
- I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie. ~ Elaine Benes
- We just tease someone ’til they develop an eating disorder. ~ Elaine Benes
- I had to take a sick day. I’m so sick of these people. ~ Elaine Benes
- He’s a wonderful guy, but I hate his guts. ~ Elaine Benes
- Well, that’s the positive thing about getting sick, you get to lose weight. ~ Elaine Benes
- I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He’s a re-gifter! ~ Elaine Benes
- You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn’t necessarily make you a homosexual. ~ Elaine Benes
- I can’t do this anymore, it’s too long! Just tell your stupid story about the stupid desert and just die already! Die! ~ Elaine Benes
- I can’t be with someone who doesn’t break up nicely. I mean, to me, that’s one of the most important parts of a relationship. ~ Elaine Benes
- You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there’s even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off. ~ Elaine Benes
- Here’s to those who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to Hell. ~ Elaine Benes
- I mean the problem is that the good ones know they’re good. And they know they’re in such demand they’re just not interested in confining themselves to one person. ~ Elaine Benes
- That’s the bra I gave her, she’s wearing it as a top! The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. She’s a menace to society. ~ Elaine Benes
- Kramer, you don’t understand. He made the last contact between us. I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship. If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand. ~ Elaine Benes
- You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it. ~ Elaine Benes
- Yeah, since she met him she’s been vomited on, her family cabin’s been burned down, she learned her father’s a homosexual, and she got fired from a high-paying network job. Yeah, they had a real good thing going. ~ Elaine Benes
- This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, here’s the one thing you’ve gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it’s over. I mean, something happens to their personality; it’s really quite astounding. It’s like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there. ~ Elaine Benes
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