Do you enjoy funny joke stories, dear reader? Those little stories you can embellish, as you tell them, and which always have a funny punch line. Well, I love them and here are three that were new to me and which I thought you might enjoy.
Funny joke stories:
1. Shock for the preacher’s wife:
Jeff and Emma both had demanding jobs, working on Wall Street, and they’d decided it was time for them to take a break, catch a little sunshine and relax down in Acapulco for a week.
As luck would have it, on the day they were due to depart Emma had to deal with an emergency at the investment bank in which she worked.
So they agreed that Jeff would go as planned, and Emma would take a later flight and meet him the following day, at the hotel.
When Jeff arrived at the hotel, having checked in, he decided that it would a good idea to email Emma and let her know he’d arrived safely.
Now Jeff and Emma were active members of the congregation at a Lutheran Church in Manhattan and the wife of the preacher from the church was Emma Davis, which coincidently was exactly the same name as Jeff’s wife, Emma.
In his haste to type out his message, Jeff managed to select the wrong Emma Davis from his contact list, and his message went to the preacher’s wife by mistake.
To compound the problem, it just so happened that the elderly preacher had died suddenly, on the day that Jeff had departed for Acapulco.
So, when the grieving widow checked her emails, she saw she had a message from a parishioner and naturally she opened it and began reading.
Immediately she let out a loud, piercing scream and then she fainted, collapsing to the floor.
At the sound of her falling, her daughter rushed into the room. Her daughter looked at her mother and then glanced at the message her mother had been reading on her iPad.
The email message read:
Dearest Emma,
I’ve just arrived. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. It sure is hot down here.
2. Old age problem:
Jack was on his lunch break and he decided that he’d sit in the sunshine in Central Park to eat his lunch.
As he walked into the park, he noticed an elderly man sitting on a bench near the gate, sobbing uncontrollably.
Naturally, Jack stopped and asked the old man what was wrong.
“I have a beautiful, 39-year-old wife at home,” said the old man. “She’s loving, kind and every morning she gets up and makes me pancakes for breakfast, with Maple syrup, blueberries and freshly ground coffee.”
“Wow!” said Jack. “She sounds wonderful. So, why are you crying?”
The old man continued to sob. “She cleans my house and keeps it spotless and tidy. Then she makes me delicious clam chowder and crackers for lunch. And in the afternoon she sits with me and we watch the sports channel for the rest of the afternoon.”
“Gee!” Jack responded. “Women like that are hard to find. So, why are you crying?”
With a tear in his eye, the old man said, “For dinner she always cooks a delicious, gourmet meal with French wine and a fabulous dessert. And after dinner we cuddle on the sofa watching television until bedtime.”
“You’re a lucky man”, said Jack, “and I really don’t understand why in the world you would be crying?”
The old man looked up and sighed, “I can’t remember where I live.”
3. An expression of love:
Jane was a born romantic at heart and she liked nothing better than to send her husband, Jim, a loving text message whenever he was away on business.
One morning, when Jim was away, she decided to send him a text message when she knew he was likely to be in his hotel room getting ready for the business day ahead.
Her message read, “If you’re still sleeping, send me your dreams. If you’re laughing, send me your smile. Perhaps you’re still eating, in which case send me a bite. And if you’re drinking your morning coffee, then send me a sip. I love you!”
Unfortunately for Jane, Jim was your typically blunt, unromantic kind of guy. He responded, “I’m on the toilet, taking a dump. Please advise.”
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