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Why enjoying yourself can never be a waste of time

02/20/2019 by Roy Sutton

Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted. ~John Lennon

Regular readers of this blog will know that I am a great believer in making the most of your time.

In particular, a constant message is that you should not waste your time. However, as with everything, it is important to strike a balance.

As John Lennon reminds us in his observation above, truly enjoying yourself can never be a waste of time.

Enjoying yourself and having fun has positive benefits for your health.

For a start, it reduces stress. Also what would be the point of life if you couldn’t have a little fun occasionally?

Remember the words in that old Music Hall song, “Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think. Enjoy yourself while you’re still in the pink.”

You can’t be serious all the time. Sometimes you’ve just got to have some fun. So go on. You know you want to.

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27 funny comebacks that’ll prove no one should mess with you

02/19/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

Have you ever been in a situation where you’d wished you had a smart response straight off the tongue to put someone well and truly in their place?

An insult or funny comeback to let someone know that they’re attempting to mess with someone they really shouldn’t mess with?

Certainly it’s a good idea to have your own personal stock of insults and funny comebacks ready and waiting to be used, just in case.

This would be your own deadly quiver full of arrows.

There’s nothing worse than being stuck for words only to kick yourself later when you think of a good comeback but it’s all a bit late.

So here’s another selection of 27 insults and funny comebacks so your gun is loaded, cocked and ready to fire. No one messes with you dear reader.

27 Funny Comebacks:

Well I was pro-life……until I met you.
You’re so fat you could sell shade.
You’re living proof that evolution can go into reverse.
If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.
You’ll go far, and hopefully you won’t come back.
You’re living proof that God really does have a sense of humor.
Were you born this stupid or have you had special training?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
You’re about as useful as a condom with a hole in it.
Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
Hey, your village called. They want their idiot back.
Hey, the zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?
Please just tell me that you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
Jesus might love you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
Save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.
It amuses me when I hear you talk about stuff you don’t understand.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really does work that’s for sure.
I have seen people like you before, but I’ve always been charged for admission in the past.
Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
Don’t you know that it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid rather than open it, removing all doubt?
I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Meeting you has made me realise that there are some remarkably dumb people in this world.
I just stepped in something that was smarter than you and it smelled better too.
In Science class I learned the universe consists of neutrons, protons and electrons. The University of Life has taught me that it consists of morons too.
If you’re waiting for me to care, then I hope you brought something to eat, because it’s going to be a long, long time.
I’m trying my hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

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15 black humor jokes that’ll definitely make you laugh

02/16/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

If you’re like me then you’ll need a good laugh each and every day. It is after all the best medicine, they say. If nothing else it certainly relieves stress.

I love all forms of humor, even what I’d call black humor. That’s humor with a slightly darker edge?

Some people find this type of humor a little distasteful but personally, I think it can still be very funny.

Here are 15 black humor jokes that I think will definitely make you laugh. Well some of them will make you smile at least.

None of these jokes are too distasteful, so I hope they will appeal to everyone. If they don’t appeal to you dear reader then I will endeavour to offer something more in line with your preferences next time.

For those who like humor with a darker edge, enjoy!

Black Humor Jokes:

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which one would you like to hear first?
Patient: The good news please.
Doctor: I’ve got the diagnosis for your illness. Unfortunately it suggests you have only two days to live.
Patient: So what’s the bad news then?”
Doctor: I’ve been trying to contact you for two days.

Today really has been a terrible day.
First my wife gets hit by a bus.
Then I lose my job as a bus driver.

The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment, I shot him.
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far.
Yes, isn’t this catapult amazing. Quick get our daughter!

Girl: So, what do you do?
Boy: I work with animals every day.
Girl: Oh that’s so sweet! What exactly do you do?
Boy: I’m a butcher.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come to you anyway.

Fred walks into a shop and sees a nice looking dog.
Does your dog bite? Fred says to the shop assistant.
No, my dog doesn’t bite, said the assistant.
Fred starts petting the dog but it attacks him viciously.
You said your dog doesn’t bite, said Fred.
He doesn’t. That isn’t my dog, said the assistant.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father did.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus.

They say the quickest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach.
Personally, I find a knife through the ribcage a lot quicker.

Finally I got one of those roof-top boxes for the car.
It’s very practical. I can barely hear my kids now.

I took my wife out for tea and biscuits.
She wasn’t very happy about having to donate blood though.

Mom, I’m still having those sharp headaches!
Then don’t stand in front of the dart board!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.

A man awakens from a coma.
His wife is irritated and changes out of her black clothing.
I really can’t depend on you for anything, can I?

If I’m smiling, I’m probably thinking of doing something evil.
If I’m laughing, I’ve already done it.

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10 inspirational quotes to increase your motivation

02/15/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

Use those talents you have. You will make it. You will give joy to the world. Take this tip from nature: The woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except those who sang best. ~Bernard Meltzer

The mind is for seeing, the heart is for hearing. ~Arab Proverb

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. ~Bill Cosby

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ~George Burns

If you want to achieve things in life, you’ve just got to do them, and if you’re talented and smart, you’ll succeed. ~Juliana Hatfield

You have the same number of hours in the day as everyone else. What you accomplish depends on how wisely they are used. ~Roy Sutton

You can make more friends in two months by becoming really interested in other people, than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~Bernard Meltzer

Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you. ~Author Unknown

True love isn’t about being inseparable; it’s about two people being true to each other even when they are separated. ~Author Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~Mark Twain

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15 Quotes by Jay Leno

02/14/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

Funny man Jay Leno is one of American television’s biggest personalities and he is recognised as a major star around the world.

Born James Douglas Muir Leno in New Rochelle, New York, he’s a comedian, actor, writer and producer, as well as a television host best known for his years hosting The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992–2009.

Quick with a joke or a funny quip he always made me smile. So today I thought I’d explore some of his wit and wisdom.

And let’s face it wisdom is always at the heart of every witty quote.

So here are 15 quotes by Jay Leno to brighten your day.

Quotes by Jay Leno:

Politics is just show business for ugly people. ~Jay Leno
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you. ~Jay Leno
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. ~Jay Leno
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? ~Jay Leno
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder. ~Jay Leno
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ~Jay Leno
People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. ~Jay Leno
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot, unless of course those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy. ~Jay Leno
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. ~Jay Leno
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously. ~Jay Leno
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza! ~Jay Leno
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good ‘ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. ~Jay Leno
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they’d be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. ~Jay Leno

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15 Quotes by Whoopi Goldberg

02/13/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

Born Caryn Elaine Johnson, Whoopi Goldberg is a leading American actor, comedian, author, and television host.

She’s been one of America’s leading stars for over 30 years and has been nominated for 13 Emmy Awards for her work in television.

She’s also one of the few entertainers to have won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony Award.

Whoopi Goldberg was the second black woman in the history of the Academy Awards to win an acting Oscar.

By any measure she’s been successful and it’s always worth listening to successful people.

So here are 15 quotes by Whoopi Goldberg which I think are interesting.

Quotes by Whoopi Goldberg:

Sometimes experience trumps assumption. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities. ~Whoopi Goldberg
It never occurs to me that there are things I can’t do. ~Whoopi Goldberg
If you don’t look out for others, who will look out for you? ~Whoopi Goldberg
Everything for me is visual. That’s just how my head works. ~Whoopi Goldberg
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. ~Whoopi Goldberg
You have to believe in yourself in spite of what other people believe. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I don’t think in terms of failure. I don’t feel like anyone outside of me should be setting limitations. People should be encouraged to shoot for the moon. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I don’t believe that there is any good career move or bad career move. I believe there are only the things that make me happy. ~Whoopi Goldberg
If you can handle the fact that people are going to be mad at you when you do what you think is right, you’ll be alright. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I’ve learned to take time for myself and to treat myself with a great deal of love and respect, because I like me. I think I’m kind of cool. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I am the American Dream. I am the epitome of what the American Dream basically said. It said you could come from anywhere and be anything you want in this country. That’s exactly what I’ve done. ~Whoopi Goldberg
Most of all, I dislike this idea nowadays that if you’re a black person in America, then you must be called African-American. Listen, I’ve visited Africa and I’ve got news for everyone: I’m not an African. ~Whoopi Goldberg
I fear waking up one morning and finding out my life was all for nothing. We’re here for a reason. I believe a bit of the reason is to throw little torches out to lead people through the dark. When you’re kind to someone in trouble, you hope they remember and are kind to someone else and so on. Soon it will be like a wildfire. ~Whoopi Goldberg
When I was a kid they didn’t call it dyslexia. They called it you know, you were slow, or you were retarded, or whatever. What you can never change is the effect that the words ‘dumb’ and ‘stupid’ have on young people. I knew I wasn’t stupid, and I knew I wasn’t dumb. My mother told me that. If you read to me, I could tell you everything that you read. They didn’t know what it was. They knew I wasn’t lazy, but what was it? ~Whoopi Goldberg

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15 Quotes by Bob Newhart

02/12/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

There are many fine comedians and many of the finest are American in my opinion.

And I think one of the funniest American comedians of all time is Bob Newhart. He’s certainly made me laugh out loud, many times.

Many years ago I was fortunate enough to stumble upon his audio recording the Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart and from that moment on I was absolutely hooked.

This album was one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Imagine my situation, I’m sitting in my car waiting for the traffic lights to turn green. Suddenly on my car radio they play the Tobacco sketch from that album. It was so funny it had me laughing so much that people around me were starting to stare at me as if I’d gone mad. It really was that funny.

If you’re unfamiliar with Bob Newhart’s work then I recommend you check him out. And a good place to start would be Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart. It’s still available on Amazon.

However before you check it out, here are 15 quotes by Bob Newhart, some of which reflect his humor, some reflect his sense of the absurd and some are just thought-provoking.

Quotes by Bob Newhart:

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humor. ~Bob Newhart
Don’t be silly and don’t waste your time. ~Bob Newhart
Don’t live in the past. There’s no point. You can’t change anything. What a waste of time. ~Bob Newhart
I don’t like country music but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’. ~Bob Newhart
People are meant to be in certain places, and I think I’m meant to be on a sound stage doing situation comedy. ~Bob Newhart
The best advice I was probably given and the best advice I could give someone who is trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills. ~Bob Newhart
Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday life. ~Bob Newhart
I don’t know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Paediatricians or gynaecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology? ~Bob Newhart
With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it’s getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. ~Bob Newhart
I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. ~Bob Newhart
All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world. ~Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ~Bob Newhart
Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, at the Glidden Company in Chicago, and he told me, ‘You really aren’t cut out for accounting.’ ~Bob Newhart
I just made the decision that I was going to try comedy, and if didn’t work, then I knew it didn’t work. Then I would go back and do whatever. But at least I wouldn’t torture myself the rest of my life, wondering whatever would have happened. ~Bob Newhart
All I can say about life is, ‘Oh God, enjoy it!’ ~Bob Newhart

If you’re not familiar with Bob Newhart’s work then I can strongly recommend you listen to the Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart. I can also recommend The Button-Down Mind Strikes Back!

These audio recordings are both funny and well worth your time. Well worth buying your own copies too. I think so anyway.

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21 thought-provoking quotes about success

02/11/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

Many people say they want to be successful but few achieve success in any meaningful way.

That said one person’s success is another person’s failure.

In fact, we all have different ideas about what constitutes success.

For some people it’s all about owning a million dollar mansion, whereas for others just being happy and contented would be their measure of success.

So, what does success mean to you?

In today’s post there are 21 thought-provoking quotes about success to help you reflect on what success actually means to you.

However you choose to define success it is possible to get to where you’d like to be with effort and determination.

Just decide where you want to go and don’t stop until you get there; though not before you’ve read today’s thought-provoking quotes about success.

Not only are they thought-provoking, I hope you’ll find them motivating and inspirational too dear reader.

Quotes about success:

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work. ~Stephen King
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. ~Herman Cain
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. ~Richard Branson
Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat. ~Malcolm S. Forbes
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny. ~Albert Ellis
You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction. ~George Lorimer
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. ~Olin Miller
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. ~Roy L. Smith
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ~Lucille Ball
Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds. ~Orison Swett Marden
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. ~Albert Einstein
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln
Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. ~John R. Wooden
Spend eighty percent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday. ~Brian Tracy
Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. ~George Sheehan
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. ~Benjamin Disraeli
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. ~Ray Goforth
Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. ~Napoleon Hill
You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. ~Clay P. Bedford
The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. ~Mark Caine
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out. ~Robert Collier

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101 Proverbs everyone should know

02/10/2019 by Roy Sutton Leave a Comment

There are literally thousands of proverbs. These are simple sayings which express essential truths and they exist in every language.

Most have become clichés but they’re based on common sense and centuries of experience and they’re no less valid for their overuse.

Here are 101 proverbs that everyone should know.

These proverbs can be very useful when your aim is to emphasise a point. So see how many of them you can work into your conversations today.

101 Proverbs:

There’s no place like home
Beggars can’t be choosers
Opportunity never knocks twice at any man’s door
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
Possession is nine tenths of the law
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse
A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men
Adversity makes for strange bedfellows
There’s honour among thieves
There’s no fool like an old fool
Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion
Don’t get mad, get even
The road to hell is paved with good intentions
Give a man enough rope and he’ll hang himself
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket
East, west, home is best
Every picture tells a story
Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link
A change is as good as a rest
The proof of the pudding is in the eating
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach
Faint heart never won fair lady
Fortune favours the brave
Give credit where credit’s due
Children and fools tell the truth
Don’t cut off your nose to spite your face
He who sups with the Devil should have a long spoon
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Once a thief, always a thief
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty
If anything can go wrong, it will
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
Into every life a little rain must fall
It never rains but it pours
There are none so blind as those that will not see
There’s an exception to every rule
It’s better to travel hopefully than to arrive
The early bird catches the worm
Once bitten, twice shy
It’s the squeaky wheel that gets the grease
Judge not, that ye be not judged
Least said, soonest mended
Let the buyer beware
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place
Many a true word is spoken in jest
Many are called but few are chosen
Marry in haste, repent at leisure
Necessity is the mother of invention
Never give a sucker an even break
No pain, no gain
Nothing is certain but death and taxes
Oil and water don’t mix
Old soldiers never die, they just fade away
One good turn deserves another
One volunteer is worth ten pressed men
Prevention is better than cure
Procrastination is the thief of time
Revenge is a dish best served cold
Rome wasn’t built in a day
Still waters run deep
Stupid is as stupid does
Talk is cheap
The apple never falls far from the tree
The customer’s always right
The darkest hour is just before the dawn
The Devil finds work for idle hands
When in Rome, do as the Romans do
Where there’s muck there’s brass
You can choose your friends but you can’t choose your family
You can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs
You can’t win them all
You’ll catch more flies with sugar than you will with vinegar
You reap what you sow
The Devil is in the details
The end justifies the means
The exception which proves the rule
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
In the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king
The pen is mightier than sword
The whole is greater than the sum of the parts
There’s no such thing as a free lunch
There’s no such thing as bad publicity
Familiarity breeds contempt
There’s nowt so queer as folk
There’s one born every minute
There’s safety in numbers
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas
Time and tide wait for no man
Time is money
To the victor go the spoils
Tomorrow never comes
Truth is stranger than fiction
There’s many a good tune played on an old fiddle
There’s many a slip ‘twixt cup and lip
You win some, you lose some
Youth is wasted on the young

Questions:

Would you consider this list to be definitive?

Perhaps you feel that there are some better ones which should be on this list?

If so, what are they?

Please share your thoughts with our community. I would lover to hear more about your own observations. All comments would be very welcome.

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21 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you

02/09/2019 by Roy Sutton

Does getting older bother you dear reader?

If you’re like me then it might just bother you a little bit.

The years go by so quickly, don’t they? Life goes by in the blink of an eye.

We all want to make the most of our time of course. However life usually gets in the way.

When we’re young, we have time and energy but no money and few skills.

As we get older, we have the demands of work and family eating up the time we have. And whilst we have some money, it mostly goes on paying bills.

Then in old age we have money if we’ve been lucky and we have fewer demands on our time but we have no energy and our bodies start to let us down.

Life can be like a cruel joke at times. However done right, life can be fun too. Well I think so anyway.

Live life whilst you can and don’t put anything off until someday because someday never comes. If you want to do it, do it now.

Here are 21 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you and certain to get you thinking about life too.

Funny quotes about age:

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for. ~Author Unknown
I don’t do drink or drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up too fast. ~Author Unknown
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. ~Luis Buñuel
Where does it say we have to act our age? As long as it makes me happy and I’m not hurting anyone, I will act whatever age I want to. ~Author Unknown
Middle age is when a guy starts turning off lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. ~Eli Cass
I don’t let my age define me but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore. ~Author Unknown
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~Benjamin Franklin
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. ~Ogden Nash
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. ~George Bernard Shaw
Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had. ~Matt Maldre
I’ve reached the age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” ~Author Unknown
Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. ~John Wagner
Age is just a number that changes depending on who’s asking. ~Author Unknown
Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. ~Author Unknown
At my age I’ve heard it all; I’ve seen it all; and I’ve done it all. I just can’t remember it all. ~Author Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. ~Walt Disney

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