100 Chinese Proverbs and wisdom from Chinese culture

Today, I am exploring Chinese proverbs and the wisdom from Chinese culture. Ancient wisdom that remains relevant to this day.

Chinese proverbs distil thousands of years of philosophy, history, and daily life into vivid lines.

So, in this post, there are 100 Chinese proverbs, presented in English translation, grouped loosely by theme to make them easier for readers to absorb.

Enjoy them all and feel free to share them with your friends, or use them in your daily life.

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  1. Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
  2. A book holds a house of gold.
  3. Studying without thinking is labour lost; thinking without studying is perilous.
  4. Teachers open the door; you enter on your own.
  5. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
  6. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
  7. Better to light one candle than curse the darkness.
  8. When you drink the water, remember the source.
  9. Wisdom comes from experience; experience comes from mistakes.
  10. One generation plants the trees; another gets the shade.

  1. Dig the well before you are thirsty.
  2. Fall seven times, stand up eight.
  3. Constant dripping wears away the stone.
  4. Do not fear slow progress; fear standing still.
  5. With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes silk.
  6. A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
  7. Even a hare will bite when cornered.
  8. The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago; the second-best time is now.
  9. Great oaks grow from little acorns.
  10. A rope, when twisted together, can pull a boat.

  1. A wise person adapts to circumstances.
  2. Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
  3. One who asks a question is a fool for a moment; one who does not is a fool forever.
  4. The bird that rises early catches the worm.
  5. To see what is in front of one’s nose requires constant effort.
  6. A single conversation with a wise person is better than ten years of study.
  7. When the mind is calm, the path appears.
  8. Clear water reflects clearly; a calm mind thinks clearly.
  9. A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
  10. Silence is a source of great strength.

  1. Better to be poor and honest than rich and dishonest.
  2. A good heart is better than a handsome face.
  3. He who cheats others cheats himself.
  4. One who plants kindness gathers happiness.
  5. The superior person blames himself; the small person blames others.
  6. A clean conscience is a soft pillow.
  7. If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help others.
  8. Virtue is not left to stand alone; it will always have neighbours.
  9. A good deed gains respect; a bad deed gains regret.
  10. The reputation of a thousand years can be ruined in one day.

  1. When the wind of change blows, some build walls; others build windmills.
  2. Water adapts to the shape of its container.
  3. The rigid breaks; the flexible survives.
  4. When one door closes, another opens.
  5. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.
  6. Extreme joy begets sorrow.
  7. Too much sharpness will blunt the blade.
  8. A bent tree lives longer than a straight one.
  9. The moon waxes and wanes; so do fortunes.
  10. Still water runs deep.

  1. Harmony in the family leads to prosperity in all things.
  2. Blood is thicker than water.
  3. Parents’ love is deeper than the ocean.
  4. A good neighbour is better than a distant relative.
  5. Brothers may quarrel, but outsiders cannot interfere.
  6. A home filled with laughter is richer than gold.
  7. Children are the mirrors of their parents.
  8. One hand washes the other.
  9. Trust is built in drops and lost in buckets.
  10. Friendship doubles joy and halves sorrow.

  1. Opportunities are prepared for those who are ready.
  2. To catch a tiger, you must enter its den.
  3. Do not use a butcher’s knife to kill a chicken.
  4. One cannot trap tigers without entering the mountains.
  5. A clever rabbit has three burrows.
  6. Kill the chicken to scare the monkey.
  7. A single spark can start a prairie fire.
  8. The one who ties the bell must untie it.
  9. Pointing at the moon, the finger is not the moon.
  10. When the tree falls, the monkeys scatter.

  1. Enough is as good as a feast.
  2. A contented mind is perpetual happiness.
  3. Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.
  4. Plain living and high thinking.
  5. The quiet life brings peace.
  6. Happiness comes from within.
  7. A simple life is a beautiful life.
  8. Desire knows no end.
  9. The more you chase happiness, the farther it runs.
  10. Serenity is the highest luxury.

  1. Man proposes; heaven disposes.
  2. Do your best and leave the rest to fate.
  3. Heaven helps those who help themselves.
  4. Birth is destiny; fortune is self-made.
  5. Luck favours the prepared mind.
  6. A person’s heart determines their destiny.
  7. Do not complain about heaven; do not blame others.
  8. One’s fate is in one’s own hands.
  9. Accept what comes, and adapt what you can.
  10. Every gain has its loss.

  1. A moment of patience can prevent a great disaster.
  2. Small leaks sink great ships.
  3. The wise avoid extremes.
  4. A mirror reflects the face; experience reflects the mind.
  5. Words once spoken cannot be taken back.
  6. A single hair can pull nine oxen.
  7. Success depends on preparation.
  8. When your cup is full, stop pouring.
  9. The tallest tree catches the most wind.
  10. Calmness is the cradle of power.
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50 Arabic proverbs to inspire you today

Discover the timeless wisdom of the Arab world with this carefully curated collection of Arabic proverbs.

Handpicked from a rich cultural heritage spanning centuries, these proverbs offer a unique window into the values and beliefs of the Arab people.

From reflections on life and love to insightful sayings about human nature and the world around us, this list is packed with thought-provoking and inspiring proverbs that are sure to enlighten you.

So, take a journey through time and explore the beauty and depth of these Arabic proverbs, and see if you can add one or two of them to your conversations today.

And please feel free to pass them on.

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50 quotes on self-improvement to inspire you to achieve

Looking for some quotes on self-improvement that will inspire you to be more than you are, dear reader? Then you’re in the right place because I have some brilliant quotes to offer you today.

These are some of my favourite quotes of all time, and I always feel inspired when I read them.

Take a few minutes to relax and see which ones inspire you the most. Any that you really like, please feel free to add them to your journal.

If you don’t keep a journal, you should. I keep one, and in it, I make a note of anything and everything that inspires me. That’s where I’ve created the resource for all of these quotes on offer now.

Anyway, enjoy them all, and then please pass them on to your friends.

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Quotes on self-improvement (1-10):

  1. If you can dream it, you can do it. ~Walt Disney
  2. The only journey is the one within. ~Rainer Maria Rilke
  3. All things are difficult before they are easy. ~Thomas Fuller
  4. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. ~Mark Twain
  5. It always seems impossible until it’s done. ~Nelson Mandela
  6. You just can’t beat the person who never gives up. ~Babe Ruth
  7. Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there. ~Bo Jackson
  8. It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Eliot
  9. Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. ~Carol Burnett
  10. You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind. ~Joyce Meyer

Quotes on self-improvement (11-20):

  1. My purpose is to lift your spirit and to motivate you. ~Mavis Staples
  2. Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. ~Gordon B. Hinckley
  3. Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. ~Robert H. Schuller
  4. The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. ~Harry Golden
  5. Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. ~W. Clement Stone
  6. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. ~Arthur Ashe
  7. In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. ~Nikos Kazantzakis
  8. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. ~Confucius
  9. When you have a dream, you’ve got to grab it and never let go. ~Carol Burnett
  10. Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. ~Charles R. Swindoll

Quotes on self-improvement (21-30):

  1. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  2. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after the other. ~Walter Elliot
  3. Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. ~Samuel Beckett
  4. Opportunity does not knock it presents itself when you beat down the door. ~Kyle Chandler
  5. A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. ~Joyce Brothers
  6. Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. ~William James
  7. Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay. ~Simone de Beauvoir
  8. The will to succeed is important, but what’s more important is the will to prepare. ~Bobby Knight
  9. Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. ~Vince Lombardi
  10. Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. ~Martin Luther

Quotes on self-improvement (31-41):

  1. quotes-on-self-improvementDon’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
  2. Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them. ~Ann Landers
  3. Nothing ever comes to one that is worth having, except as a result of hard work. ~Booker T. Washington
  4. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  5. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~Thomas A. Edison
  6. I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. ~Jimmy Dean
  7. There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self. ~Aldous Huxley
  8. Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. ~Swami Sivananda
  9. Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. ~Nido Qubein
  10. If you’re not making mistakes, then you’re not doing anything. I’m positive that a doer makes mistakes. ~John Wooden
  11. You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plough right ahead. ~George Lucas

Quotes on self-improvement (42-50):

  1. I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit’. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’ ~Muhammad Ali
  2. Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. ~H. L. Hunt
  3. If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success. ~John D. Rockefeller
  4. Just don’t give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don’t think you can go wrong. ~Ella Fitzgerald
  5. If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much. ~Jim Rohn
  6. If you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high but so are the rewards. ~Bear Bryant
  7. My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humour, and some style. ~Maya Angelou
  8. I learned that we can do anything, but we can’t do everything, at least not at the same time. So think of your priorities, not in terms of what activities you do, but when you do them. Timing is everything. ~Dan Millman
  9. Always do your best. Your best is going to change from moment to moment. It will be different when you are healthy as opposed to sick. Under any circumstance, simply do your best and you will avoid self-judgment, self-abuse and regret. ~Don Miguel Ruiz
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15 hilarious jokes that might just make you smile

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Jokes are always popular with readers, so once again I’ve been searching the Internet for stuff to make you smile.

Here are 15 hilarious jokes that made me laugh, and I hope they will brighten your day, too. Yes, they’re corny, but they’re still very funny, I think.

They are all classified as ‘Author Unknown,’ as I’ve been unable to confirm the identity of the original authors. However, I’d be happy to add appropriate writing credits to every joke if anyone can advise me as to their origin.

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Hilarious Jokes:

  • A naked woman robbed a bank.
  • Nobody could remember her face.
  • My girlfriend hated my endless stream of police puns.
  • So, I decided to give it arrest.
  • What do you get if you Google ‘missing medieval servant’?
  • Page not found.
  • Patient: Doctor, I’m so nervous; this is my first operation.
  • Doctor: Oh, don’t worry. It’s mine too.
  • Don’t be sad when a bird poops on your head.
  • Just be happy that dogs can’t fly.
  • My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday.
  • I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
  • When a cougar’s old and needs a hearing aid, what does she become?
  • A Def Leppard.
  • If you rub your eyes with ketchup, what will you benefit from?
  • Heinzsight!
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  • My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
  • Well, she’s in for a shock.
  • What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
  • No whey Jose.
  • My girlfriend has her own taser.
  • She’s a real stunner.
  • I bought a dog off a blacksmith recently.
  • As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
  • What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?
  • You make a seizure salad.
  • A man walked into a zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog.
  • It was a Shih Tzu.
  • When pharmacists get sick, what do doctors give them?
  • A taste of their own medicine.
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Places to Visit in China: Unforgettable Destinations and Travel Highlights

China is an essential destination not just because of its breathtaking scale, but because it is one of the great engines of human civilisation. It has an unbroken cultural continuum that has shaped how the world thinks, trades, governs, and creates.

From the philosophical legacy of Confucius, which continues to inform ideas of ethics and social harmony across East Asia, to inventions such as paper, printing, gunpowder, and the compass that transformed global knowledge and exploration, China’s influence extends far beyond its borders.

Its landmarks, such as the awe-inspiring Great Wall and the imperial grandeur of the Forbidden City, are not merely tourist attractions but physical expressions of statecraft, artistry, and collective ambition.

Meanwhile, treasures such as the Terracotta Army reveal a civilisation preoccupied with legacy, unity, and the relationship between life, power, and eternity.

To visit China is to encounter a culture that has continuously absorbed, refined, and shared ideas for millennia, making it not just a destination, but a living archive of global civilisation.

China sprawls across a massive landscape, packed with ancient marvels, dramatic scenery, and lively cities that echo with thousands of years of stories.

From Beijing’s imperial palaces to the misty karst peaks of Guilin, every region surprises you with something new.

And what would I suggest are the top spots?

The Great Wall, the Forbidden City, the Terracotta Warriors in Xi’an, Shanghai’s historic Bund, and those jaw-dropping natural wonders in Jiuzhaigou and Zhangjiajie.

These places let you peek into China’s deep cultural roots and its wild, beautiful outdoors.

When you start planning, it’s really about what excites you most.

Do you crave wandering through ancient temples and royal gardens, or are you itching to see those iconic limestone peaks and crystal lakes?

China’s got it all. One day you’re in a buzzing metropolis, the next you’re in a peaceful water town.

  • China’s must-sees range from legendary sites like the Forbidden City and Terracotta Warriors to the surreal landscapes of Jiuzhaigou and Zhangjiajie.
  • Big cities like Beijing, Shanghai, and Xi’an each have their own vibe, while places like Guilin and Sichuan bring you dramatic scenery and local flavour.
  • If you want the full experience, aim for at least 5 to 7 days. Tight on time? Focus on 2 or 3 highlights and really dive in.

Beijing’s packed with some of China’s most impressive imperial landmarks. These four sites sit at the city’s historic core, and honestly, you shouldn’t miss them.

The Forbidden City was home to 24 emperors over nearly five centuries. Smack in the middle of Beijing, this enormous palace complex—now called the Palace Museum—draws travellers from all over.

Wander through 980 buildings and sprawling courtyards under rows of golden roofs. The main path leads you from the Meridian Gate to the Gate of Divine Might, passing halls where emperors once ruled.

Venture off the main drag and you’ll find quieter courtyards and the family living quarters. These hidden corners show a softer side of palace life. Heads up: the palace closes on Mondays, so plan ahead.

Most people spend a few hours here, but you could easily stay longer. Want something fun? Rent a Qing Dynasty costume for photos—those red walls make a killer backdrop.

The Summer Palace is the largest, best-preserved imperial garden in China. Qing emperors built it as a cool retreat from Beijing’s sweltering summers.

It’s a gorgeous blend of lakes, hills, and classic Chinese pavilions spread over 290 hectares. Kunming Lake sits at the heart, with Longevity Hill rising behind. The Long Corridor, stretching 728 meters, is painted with thousands of colorful scenes overhead.

Take a boat ride for peaceful views of pavilions and temples mirrored in the water. The flat paths are easy for everyone, so families love it here.

Most folks spend two or three hours, soaking up the scenery and snapping photos. The combo of water, hills, and historic buildings makes this one of Beijing’s prettiest spots.

The Temple of Heaven is where emperors once prayed for good harvests. These days, it’s a UNESCO site and a favourite local park—come early, and you’ll spot people doing tai chi, singing, or playing traditional instruments.

The Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests stands out with its triple-tiered blue roof, all built without a single nail. The Circular Mound Altar and Echo Wall show off the architectural genius of the time.

The park covers a huge area, with wide paths and open lawns. It’s usually quieter than the Forbidden City, and mornings are perfect for watching daily life unfold.

An hour or two here is plenty, especially if you’re into history or just want a peaceful stroll.

Tiananmen Square sprawls across 44 hectares, making it the world’s biggest public square. It’s right at Beijing’s heart, surrounded by the Great Hall of the People, the National Museum, and Mao’s Mausoleum.

The square connects to the Forbidden City through Tiananmen Gate. Red flags line the edges, and the whole place is perfect for dramatic photos. Brave the sunrise crowd for the flag-raising ceremony if you’re up for an early start.

You can walk the square in about 30 minutes, but the museums nearby are worth extra time. The National Museum covers all of Chinese history and is a separate adventure on its own.

This spot is key to understanding China’s modern story. The vastness and the monuments say a lot about the country’s journey through the last century.

The Great Wall snakes over 6,000 kilometres across northern China. The best-preserved stretches are closest to Beijing, each with its own vibe—some are family-friendly and restored, others wild and rugged for serious adventurers.

Badaling is 72 kilometres from Beijing and draws the biggest crowds, especially among locals. It’s been fully restored and has all the facilities—think cable cars, a museum, and even wheelchair access in parts.

Expect big crowds, especially on weekends and holidays. It’s easy to get to and the paths are smooth, so it’s good for families or anyone who needs a gentler climb.

The wall here looks pristine, but it can feel a bit too perfect. If you’re visiting during peak times, plan for lines at the cable car and packed walkways.

Best for: First-timers, families, travellers with mobility needs
Travel time from Beijing: About 2 hours by car

Mutianyu is 73 kilometers from the city and is a top pick for international travelers. It’s famous for its closely spaced watchtowers and double-sided defensive walls.

Reach the wall by cable car, chairlift, or even hike up—then zip down on a toboggan, which is a blast for kids (and adults, honestly). The restoration here feels more authentic than Badaling, but it’s still safe and accessible.

Michelle Obama even visited here, and the wall winds through lush mountains perfect for photos. Crowds aren’t as overwhelming, especially if you come early or late in the day.

A half-day is usually enough to see the highlights. Early mornings or late afternoons are the sweet spot for fewer tour groups.

Distance from downtown: 73 kilometers
Typical visit: 3-4 hours
Facilities: Cable car, chairlift, toboggan

Jinshanling, about 154 kilometers from Beijing, offers the most stunning Great Wall scenery. It’s half-restored, half-wild, so you get a taste of the original wall but with enough safety for a good hike.

This section links up with Simatai, stretching across mountain ridges with killer views. You’ll walk past intact watchtowers, crumbling walls, and Ming Dynasty bricks.

Fewer tourists make this a dream for photographers. The wall zigzags up and down the mountains, just like those classic photos.

If you’re hiking from Jinshanling to Simatai, set aside a full day. The hike’s moderately tough, so bring some stamina. There’s a cable car if you want to save your legs for the wall itself.

Jiankou, 100 kilometres from Beijing, is the wild child of the Great Wall. No restoration here—just crumbling stones and steep, uneven steps.

The wall twists along jagged mountain ridges in a dramatic “W” shape. It’s a magnet for experienced hikers and anyone chasing epic photos.

You’ll need solid hiking boots, a lot of water, and ideally a local guide who knows the safe paths. There are zero facilities, so come prepared.

Some folks pair Jiankou with Mutianyu, hiking the wild section and then finishing at the restored part. This trek takes a full day and isn’t for the faint of heart. Skip it if it’s raining—the stones get dangerously slick.

Difficulty: Advanced
Facilities: None
Best for: Hardcore hikers, adventure photographers

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Shanghai’s where East meets West in the coolest ways. The city’s got waterfront promenades, buzzing shopping streets, classical gardens, and leafy avenues with old-school colonial charm.

The Bund is Shanghai’s most famous stretch, running along the Huangpu River’s western bank. You’ll see 52 buildings in every style—Gothic, Baroque, Art Deco—dating back to the early 1900s.

Stroll the embankment any time, with Pudong’s futuristic skyline just across the water. The scene at sunset is unreal, with the old buildings lit up and the city sparkling. Lots of people hop on a river cruise (¥90-135, 11 am-9:30 pm) for the best views.

The contrast between the historic facades and the glass towers of Pudong is wild, especially after dark. If you’re into cityscapes, this is your spot.

Nanjing Road is Shanghai’s main shopping drag and one of the world’s busiest pedestrian streets. It splits into East and West sections, with the East near the Bund and the West heading further out.

You’ll find everything from global brands to quirky local shops along 5.5 kilometres. The eastern pedestrian area is packed with cool old architecture and neon signs that make the whole street buzz in the evenings.

Shopping here is an experience, with prices all over the map. It’s open all day, and you don’t need a ticket—just bring your wallet and your walking shoes.

Yu Garden, built back in 1559, is a classic Chinese garden right in the city centre. The 20,000-square-meter space crams in over 40 pavilions, halls, and rockeries, all separated by dragon-topped walls.

Entry is ¥40 during peak months and ¥30 the rest of the year. It’s open 9 am to 4:30 pm, closed Mondays. Don’t miss the Heralding Spring Hall, Jade Magnificent Hall, and the Lotus Pool.

Outside, Yuyuan Bazaar tempts with traditional crafts and snacks. It gets crowded, so come early. The Old City around the garden is fun to explore, too.

The French Concession is a leafy, laid-back neighbourhood stretching through Xuhui and parts of Huangpu. It started in 1849 as a foreign settlement, and now it’s a mix of quiet streets, stylish cafés, boutiques, and art galleries in historic buildings.

Wukang Road is full of Art Deco and Spanish-style houses. Tianzifang on Taikang Road is a maze of old lane houses turned into creative shops and restaurants. No entrance fees, just pick a street and wander. Walking tours are a great way to get the backstory on this part of Shanghai’s international past.

Xi’an is home to one of the world’s most jaw-dropping archaeological finds—the Terracotta Army. The city’s Lintong District and the nearby Giant Wild Goose Pagoda offer even more glimpses into China’s imperial story.

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Picture this: over 8,000 life-sized clay soldiers, 130 chariots, hundreds of horses, all hidden underground for centuries. Discovered in 1974, the Terracotta Army was crafted between 246 BC and 208 BC to guard Emperor Qin Shi Huang in his afterlife.

UNESCO named the site a World Cultural Heritage Site in 1987, and honestly, it’s not hard to see why. The sheer scale is mind-blowing.

When you visit, you’ll wander through three main pits. Pit 1 is the showstopper—6,000 armoured warriors lined up in 38 rows, complete with chariots and ancient bronze weapons.

Pit 2 brings more variety: archers, cavalry, infantry, and over 1,300 figures. Pit 3 is the smallest, just 520 square meters, and kind of feels like the command centre with 68 soldiers and a chariot.

The Bronze Chariots and Horses Exhibition Hall displays two massive painted bronze chariots found in 1980. Each warrior stands between 180 and 200 centimetres tall, and every single face, hairstyle, and uniform is unique.

Ticket prices: CNY 120 (Dec–Feb), CNY 150 (Mar–Nov)
Opening hours: 8:30–17:00 (Mar 16–Nov 15), 8:30–16:30 (Nov 16–Mar 15)
Time needed: About 3 hours

The Terracotta Warriors Museum sits in Lintong District, about 40 kilometres northeast of Xi’an’s city centre. This district was home to Emperor Qin Shi Huang’s massive mausoleum complex, built by 700,000 workers over 40 years—can you imagine that scale?

Farmers stumbled on the broken terracotta figures in 1974 while digging a well. The museum opened to the public in 1979, built right over Pit 1.

Getting here is easy: hop on a public bus or join a tour from Xi’an. The ride takes about an hour, and lots of folks pair a visit here with other historical sites nearby.

The Giant Wild Goose Pagoda is one of Xi’an’s most iconic Tang Dynasty landmarks. Built in 652 AD, it originally stored sacred texts and figurines brought from India by the legendary monk Xuanzang.

Standing 64 meters tall, this seven-story pagoda shows off classic Chinese architecture. You can climb up inside for sweeping city views from the platforms—totally worth the effort.

Da Ci’en Temple wraps around the pagoda, with peaceful gardens and extra temple halls to check out. In the evenings, the north square comes alive with fountain shows set to music. The whole area buzzes with shops, restaurants, and public spaces, all in the shadow of this ancient monument.

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Zhangjiajie in Hunan Province is a different world—think towering sandstone pillars over 200 meters high, misty valleys, and glass walkways that’ll make your heart race. The top spots include Zhangjiajie National Forest Park, Tianmen Mountain, and the jaw-dropping glass bridge at Zhangjiajie Grand Canyon.

Zhangjiajie National Forest Park became China’s first national forest park in 1982. It’s part of the larger Wulingyuan Scenic Area, which holds UNESCO World Heritage status.

The park stretches across 481 square kilometres and boasts nearly 3,000 quartzite sandstone pillars. These vertical rocks shoot up from lush forests and deep ravines. If you’ve seen Avatar, you’ll recognise the landscape—the movie’s floating mountains were based on this place.

You’ve got five main tourist zones to explore. Golden Whip Stream is a peaceful valley walk between sheer cliffs. Huangshi Village offers sweeping views from up high. Yangjiajie is a bit quieter, with natural stone bridges and fewer crowds.

The Bailong Elevator rises 326 meters along a cliff face. This outdoor elevator whisks you up to the upper viewpoints in under two minutes, though lines can get long in busy seasons.

Most people spend two or three days wandering the park’s trails and soaking in those epic views.

Tianmen Mountain towers 1,519 meters above Zhangjiajie city. It’s just south of downtown, so day trips are a breeze.

The cable car here is wild—it’s the world’s longest, running 7.5 kilometres from the city to the summit. The ride takes about 30 minutes, and the views are unreal. At the base, a snaking road with 99 sharp turns climbs the mountain face.

Tianmen Cave is a natural archway, 131 meters high, that cuts right through the mountain. You’ll spot it from miles away. A steep staircase of 999 steps leads up to the cave entrance—your legs might complain, but the view is worth it.

The Cliff-Hanging Walkway and Glass Sky Walk circle the mountain’s upper peaks. These narrow paths hug the cliffs, with glass sections that let you stare straight down into the valley. The glass stretches for 60 meters—don’t look down if you’re squeamish!

The Grand Canyon sits in Wulingyuan District, about 30 kilometres from the national park. Deep gorges slice through the landscape, with waterfalls tumbling down mossy cliffs.

The glass bridge here is a showstopper—430 meters long, 300 metres above the canyon floor, and totally transparent. You’ll see straight down to the river below. Up to 800 people can cross at once, so it never feels too crowded.

Trails lead down into the canyon, winding past streams and mini waterfalls. The hike takes about three to four hours, and you’ll squeeze through narrow rock passages along the way.

Visitor numbers are capped daily, so you’ll want to book ahead, especially during peak times.

Yuanjiajie is one of the park’s most popular spots, perched around 1,000 metres above sea level. The “Avatar Hallelujah Mountain” is the star here—a 1,080-meter-tall pillar that inspired the movie’s floating mountains.

From the viewing platform, you’ll see this iconic column and dozens of similar formations stretching into the distance. Tianzi Mountain is nearby, offering jaw-dropping views across a sea of stone pillars. When morning mist fills the valleys, only the tops poke through the clouds—it’s otherworldly.

Paved paths connect the main viewpoints. The Bailong Elevator is the fastest way up from the valley, but if you’re feeling adventurous, you can hike up via stone steps in about two hours.

Guilin and Yangshuo are pure magic—think limestone peaks rising straight up from winding rivers and rice fields. Artists have fallen in love with these landscapes for thousands of years, and honestly, it’s easy to see why. It’s the kind of place that makes you want to slow down and just breathe it all in.

The Li River Cruise is legendary—about 83 kilometres from Guilin to Yangshuo, drifting past dramatic karst mountains, sleepy fishing villages, and bamboo groves mirrored in the water.

The trip usually lasts four to five hours. Mornings are best, with mist curling around the peaks—perfect for photos. You’ll pass the famous Nine Horses Fresco Hill, where the rock patterns supposedly look like horses (squint and you might see them).

The 20-yuan note in China even features this scenery. Peak season runs April to October, but you can cruise year-round. Just book in advance if you’re coming during busy months.

The Longji Rice Terraces, about two hours from Guilin, climb the mountains in layers that look like a dragon’s back. Built by the Zhuang and Yao people over 700 years ago, these terraces are still farmed the old-fashioned way.

The look changes with the seasons. Spring brings water-filled terraces that reflect the sky. Summer is all green, while autumn turns everything gold for harvest. Sometimes winter brings a dusting of snow—pretty rare, but magical if you catch it.

Villages like Ping’an and Dazhai offer places to stay. Hiking between them takes about three hours, with ever-changing views of the terraces. Local guesthouses serve up traditional meals and a glimpse into rural life here.

Yangshuo sits 65 kilometres south of Guilin, surrounded by those famous karst peaks and the Li River. It’s the perfect base for exploring the countryside by bike—flat roads wind through rice paddies and past limestone towers.

West Street is the lively heart of town, packed with cafés, restaurants, and shops in old-style buildings. There’s a quirky mix of Chinese and Western flavours, so you can grab a local snack or a pizza, whatever you’re craving.

The Yulong River is a quieter spot for bamboo rafting. Local boatmen pole you along shallow waters past tiny villages and under old stone bridges. Moon Hill is a short bike ride away, famous for its natural arch. The 30-minute climb up is a bit sweaty, but the panoramic views are worth every step.

Elephant Trunk Hill marks the spot where the Li and Peach Blossom Rivers meet in downtown Guilin. The limestone formation really does look like an elephant dipping its trunk into the water—it’s almost cartoonish.

The park is small but charming, with riverside paths and plenty of photo ops from different angles. Between the “trunk” and “body” is Water Moon Cave, which creates a perfect circle reflection on calm days. Old Chinese inscriptions line the cave walls, left by scholars and officials over the centuries.

The hill reaches 55 meters high and takes about half an hour to explore. At night, the lights make it glow, but for photos, daytime wins. It’s an easy walk from Guilin’s city centre—no need for a tour bus or taxi.

Western China is packed with wild, untamed beauty—here, you’ll find rainbow-colored lakes, jagged granite peaks, and wilderness that feels untouched. If you’re after something a little off the beaten path, these spots are calling your name.

Jiuzhaigou Valley is tucked away in Sichuan Province’s Aba Tibetan and Qiang Autonomous Prefecture. Over 100 alpine lakes shimmer in shades of blue, green, and even yellow, their colours changing with the light and season.

The lakes formed naturally, thanks to mineral deposits and algae. Waterfalls, ancient forests, and snow-capped peaks fill the 72,000-hectare reserve. Autumn is especially stunning, but April to November is all-around fantastic.

Entrance is CNY 190 (April–mid-Nov), dropping to CNY 80 in winter. Plan on 3-4 days to really soak it all in. Some areas reach up to 3,100 meters in altitude, so take it slow if you’re not used to the elevation.

Yellow Mountain, or Huangshan, is a photographer’s dream. Granite peaks shoot skyward in Anhui Province, with ancient pine trees clinging to the cliffs and seas of clouds rolling through at sunrise.

There are 72 named peaks here, with Lotus Peak topping out at 1,864 meters. Hot springs bubble up at the base, and in winter, snow and ice turn the landscape into something out of a fairytale.

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Huangshan isn’t just a mountain range—it’s an entire scenic area that feels almost otherworldly. UNESCO granted it World Heritage status in 1990 for its wild rock formations and jaw-dropping beauty.

Cable cars whisk you up to the peaks, but if you’re up for it, hiking trails pull you straight into the heart of the landscape. There’s something about climbing those stone steps through the mist that sticks with you.

Within Huangshan, you’ll find four main scenic zones: Hot Springs Area, Jade Screen, Bright Summit, and North Sea. Each one surprises you with its own personality and views.

Artists and poets have obsessed over these rocks for centuries. If you’re a sunrise chaser, Bright Summit’s the spot—photographers from everywhere gather just to catch those first rays.

Nuorilang Waterfall, tucked inside Jiuzhaigou Valley, is simply massive. It stretches 270 metres wide and drops 20 metres over a rocky ledge, living up to its Tibetan name, “magnificent.”

The waterfall changes with the seasons. In summer, glacial melt turns it into a roaring curtain. Come winter, it freezes into glittering sheets of ice.

Platforms let you snap photos from all sorts of angles, so bring your camera. No two visits ever look quite the same.

Sichuan Province is a dream for anyone who loves a mix of wild nature and deep culture. Chengdu, the province’s lively capital, makes the perfect starting point for exploring pandas, ancient wonders, and sacred peaks.

The Chengdu Research Base sits just 15 kilometres from downtown and cares for around 120 pandas. Here, you’ll spot everything from wobbly newborns to playful cubs and full-grown bamboo-munchers.

Go in the morning if you want to see pandas at their silliest—rolling, climbing, and wrestling with each other. Don’t skip the Sun Nursery, where tiny panda infants nap and wobble about. It’s honestly adorable.

  • Watch pandas during feeding times
  • Visit the breeding research facilities
  • See red pandas in their enclosures
  • Take photographs from designated viewing areas

A half day is usually enough to catch the highlights. If you’re craving more, the Dujiangyan Panda Base lets you volunteer—cleaning, prepping food, and learning what it takes to keep pandas safe.

Dujiangyan is one of those ancient engineering marvels that’s still making life better today. Built in 256 BCE, it diverts the Minjiang River to irrigate the Chengdu Plain—without a single dam.

The system uses a clever combo: a fish mouth levee splits the river, a flying sand weir manages flow, and a bottleneck channel guides water into canals. Walking across the Anlan Suspension Bridge gives you a bird’s-eye view of the whole thing.

Mount Qingcheng is close by, so you can squeeze both into one day. It’s fascinating to see how ancient minds tackled water problems that stump us even now.

The Leshan Giant Buddha, carved right into a cliff, stands a whopping 71 metres tall. Built over 1,300 years ago during the Tang Dynasty, it’s the tallest stone Buddha in the world.

You can walk down steep stairs right alongside the statue for an up-close look. Or, hop on a boat to see the Buddha’s full scale from the river—it’s honestly breathtaking.

The Buddha sits where three rivers meet, and ancient builders even snuck in a drainage system to protect it from rain. Details like the 5.5-metre fingers and intricate hair are a testament to Tang Dynasty skill.

It’s about two hours from Chengdu by car or train. Give yourself half a day here so you’re not rushing the experience.

Mount Emei soars to 3,099 metres and is one of China’s four sacred Buddhist mountains. Over 30 temples dot its slopes, but the Golden Summit is the real pilgrimage hotspot.

You can hike the old paths or take cable cars if you’re feeling less ambitious. The journey takes you through thick forests at the base and chilly alpine air up top. Wild monkeys sometimes show up—just keep your snacks hidden.

The Golden Summit has a 48-metre statue of Samantabhadra on an elephant. On a clear day, clouds swirl below you and mountains stretch forever. Sunrise here is magical and worth an overnight stay in a mountain guesthouse.

High-speed trains make the trip from Chengdu easy. Winter brings snow, summer brings cool air—either way, it’s a welcome escape from city heat.

China’s water towns and ancient cities are like time machines. Cobblestone streets, wooden houses, and winding canals have barely changed since the emperors walked them.

Lijiang Old Town sits high in Yunnan Province at 2,400 metres. This UNESCO gem is packed with 800 years of Naxi minority culture and quirky architecture.

Forget street grids—here, canals snake through stone alleys and wooden houses with carved doors. Red lanterns dangle from eaves, lighting up the old quarter at dusk.

  • Square Street – The bustling marketplace where locals gather
  • Mu Palace – Home to the powerful Naxi chieftains of old
  • Lion Hill – The spot for panoramic rooftop views

At night, teahouses fill with the sounds of traditional Naxi music. Shops sell crafts like Dongba paintings and hand-beaten silver—you’ll want to bring something home.

Fenghuang clings to the mountains along the Tuojiang River in Hunan. Wooden stilt houses called diaojiaolou hover over the water, making sunrise here a photographer’s dream.

Once a Ming Dynasty garrison, Fenghuang still has its old stone walls and gates. Inside, narrow streets wind past temples, ancestral halls, and the homes of famous locals.

Walk the old city wall or drift down the river in a wooden boat for the best views of the stilt houses. The East Gate Tower and Rainbow Bridge are must-sees, especially when lanterns light up the night.

Miao and Tujia ethnic communities keep traditions alive here. Local spots serve up river fish and racks of cured meats hanging from shop fronts—don’t leave hungry.

Wuzhen, in Zhejiang Province, splits into Dongzha and Xizha districts. Stone bridges curve over canals, where boats glide past whitewashed houses with black-tiled roofs. No wonder they call it the “Venice of the East.”

Dongzha is all about history—Shadow Play Theatre, Hong Yuan Tai Dye House, and the birthplace of writer Maodun. You’ll even find an Ancient Bed Museum filled with ornate Ming and Qing dynasty beds.

Xizha feels a bit more polished, with museums and galleries tucked into restored buildings. Zhaoming Academy and the Old Post Office show off old-school architecture. Covered corridors stretch nearly two kilometres, keeping you dry come rain or shine.

DistrictBest ForTime Needed
DongzhaHistoric authenticity3-4 hours
XizhaEvening boat ridesHalf to full day

As night falls, Xizha glows with lights reflecting off the water. Rowing through the illuminated canals is pure magic—way better than just walking.

China’s rivers and lakes are legendary. From the mighty Yangtze winding through epic gorges to alpine lakes ringed by mountains, these places blend wild beauty with deep cultural roots.

The Yangtze stretches 6,387 kilometres, making it China’s longest river. Cruising from Chongqing to Yichang takes you through its most stunning stretch.

A typical cruise lasts four days downstream or five days upstream. Along the way, you’ll spot sites like Fengdu Ghost City and soak in the ever-changing views from your ship. The Yangtze isn’t just a river—it’s the “mother river” of Chinese civilisation.

Cruises run year-round, but spring and autumn have the best weather. Prices shift depending on your ship and route, so there’s something for every budget.

The Three Gorges are the heart of any Yangtze cruise. Towering limestone cliffs soar above the river, making you feel tiny in the best way.

Qutang Gorge is short but dramatic, squeezing the river to just 100 metres wide. Wu Gorge has misty peaks and lush greenery. Xiling Gorge, the longest, stretches 76 kilometres with wild rapids and rock formations.

The Three Gorges Dam changed this region forever. It tamed floods and generated power, but also raised water levels throughout the gorges.

West Lake in Hangzhou has charmed travellers for over a thousand years. The lake covers 6.5 square kilometres, dotted with gardens, temples, and historic sites along its banks.

Ten iconic scenes—like Autumn Moon over the Calm Lake—draw crowds each season. You can walk, bike, or drift by boat to explore the area at your own pace.

Entry’s free, and the lake never really closes. Spring brings a riot of flowers, while autumn turns the leaves gold. Don’t miss sampling Longjing (Dragon Well) tea from the local plantations—it’s a treat.

Qinghai Lake sits high at 3,196 metres, claiming the title of China’s largest inland saltwater lake. It’s a sprawling 4,317 square kilometres of deep blue water, ringed by wildflower meadows and distant snowy peaks.

Visit from May to October for mild weather and fields of yellow rapeseed flowers. The colour contrast here is unreal—blue lake, yellow blooms, white mountains.

Cycling around the lake is a favourite, with dedicated paths hugging the shoreline. Entry’s CNY 90, and gates open from 8:30 AM to 6 PM. Just be ready for the altitude—it can sneak up on you.

China’s got more up its sleeve than just the famous spots. Spiritual sites, hidden valleys, and ancient trade routes reveal a side of the country you won’t find in guidebooks.

The Potala Palace looms over Lhasa at 3,700 metres, making it the world’s highest ancient palace. Once the winter home of the Dalai Lama, it’s still Tibet’s most sacred landmark.

Inside, 1,000+ rooms sprawl across 13 floors. The White Palace held living quarters, while the Red Palace houses chapels and gold-covered stupas. Murals line the walls, telling stories of Tibetan history and Buddhist teachings.

You’ll need to book ahead and take it slow to adjust to the altitude. The climb up involves 200 steps—no small feat at this height. Winter means fewer crowds, but it gets seriously cold, so pack those extra layers.

Sunrise lights up the palace’s golden roofs. Prayer wheels line the base, and you’ll spot pilgrims circling clockwise in devotion. Jokhang Temple, just nearby, is even older and equally worth your time.

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Yunnan Province bursts with incredible diversity. You’ll find 25 ethnic minorities here, all with their own languages and traditions.

Lijiang Old Town feels like a step back in time with its cobblestone streets and classic Naxi architecture. Water channels snake through the town, creating a web of streams.

The villages around Lijiang still show off rural life that’s barely changed in generations. Honestly, it’s hard not to feel a little jealous of the slow pace.

Shangri-La (once called Zhongdian) sits way up at 3,200 metres. The Songzanlin Monastery glimmers with golden roofs and white walls, kind of like a mini Potala Palace.

In spring and summer, yaks graze in meadows sprinkled with wildflowers. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget.

The Stone Forest near Kunming is wild—limestone pillars jut out of the ground like ancient trees. You can wander through these natural mazes for hours.

Dali sits nearby, offering epic views of Erhai Lake framed by the Cangshan Mountains. It’s the kind of place that makes you want to stay longer than planned.

Shennongjia Nature Reserve protects rare creatures like the golden snub-nosed monkey. Dense forests and misty peaks hide countless plant species and a few local legends.

Northern Xinjiang just knocks your socks off with its scenery. Kanas Lake changes colour as the day goes on—milky green in the morning, deep turquoise by afternoon.

Forests around the lake turn gold in September. Seriously, it’s like a living postcard.

Hemu Village sits quietly in a valley where Tuvan herders still live much as they always have. Wooden cabins dot the hills, and smoke curls from chimneys as families start their day.

If you try horse riding through the meadows, you’ll feel the rhythm of life here. It’s peaceful in a way that’s hard to describe.

Nalati Grassland rolls out across endless hills. From June to August, Kazakh families pitch yurts, and you can even stay overnight in one of these felt tents.

Fresh yoghurt and lamb are on the menu, and wildflowers bloom everywhere in early summer. It’s a feast for the senses.

Getting here takes a bit more effort, but that’s part of the magic. Most days, you’ll see more sheep and horses than people.

The Silk Road carved ancient trade routes across China’s northwest for over a thousand years. Dunhuang’s Mogao Caves burst with Buddhist art from ten dynasties—492 decorated caves, if you’re counting.

Jiayuguan Fort marks the western tip of the Great Wall. This Ming Dynasty fortress once guarded the narrow Hexi Corridor. Climb the ramparts for sweeping views of the Gobi Desert.

Turpan sits 154 metres below sea level, making it China’s hottest city. The ancient Karez irrigation system still keeps vineyards alive, producing grapes that are almost too sweet.

The Flaming Mountains nearby glow red in the afternoon sun. If you know “Journey to the West,” you’ll recognise these peaks.

Kashgar’s Sunday Bazaar is a riot of colour and sound, with traders selling everything from carpets to livestock. The Id Kah Mosque stands at the heart of Uyghur culture.

If you’re after Everest Base Camp, the Tibet side lets you get closer by vehicle than the Nepal route, though you’ll need to join an organised tour for permits.

Planning a trip to China? It’s normal to have a million questions—where to go, what to see, and how to make the most of it. Here’s some real-talk advice on Beijing’s landmarks, natural wonders, historic towns, UNESCO gems, festival hotspots, and, of course, the food.

The Forbidden City is Beijing’s crown jewel. This massive palace complex housed emperors for nearly five centuries. You could easily lose track of time wandering its red walls and golden roofs.

The Temple of Heaven gives you another peek into imperial China. Emperors prayed here for good harvests, and the circular Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests is a favourite for photos.

The Summer Palace is pure tranquillity. Stroll along lakeside paths and covered corridors painted with thousands of scenes. It’s a breath of fresh air away from the city rush.

Tiananmen Square sits at Beijing’s heart, surrounded by historic buildings and monuments. It’s one of the world’s largest public squares—hard to wrap your head around until you stand there.

Zhangjiajie National Forest Park is straight out of a fantasy film. Sandstone pillars rise above the mist, and glass walkways offer dizzying views from every angle.

Guilin and Yangshuo are famous for their dramatic karst hills along the Li River. A river cruise here means non-stop jaw-dropping scenery.

Jiuzhaigou Valley glows with lakes in every shade of blue and green. Waterfalls tumble down beside forests that look like they’re from a storybook.

Mount Huangshan draws adventurers with granite peaks wrapped in clouds and ancient pine trees clinging to cliffs. It’s mysterious and beautiful all at once.

Qinghai Lake sprawls across the Tibetan plateau. The blue water and endless sky make it feel like another world.

Lijiang Old Town preserves the Naxi way of life with cobbled streets and wooden houses. Canals wind through the centre, and bridges connect cosy neighbourhoods.

Wuzhen water town charms with stone bridges, narrow canals, and centuries-old buildings. Lanterns light up the water at night—it’s straight-up magical.

Fenghuang Ancient Town hugs the Tuojiang River in Hunan. Stilt houses line the banks, and the town still holds onto its Ming and Qing dynasty vibe.

Pingyao is one of China’s best-preserved walled cities. The ancient walls still stand, and you can walk along the top for a unique view.

The Great Wall is the big one. Near Beijing, you can hike restored sections or venture out to wilder stretches for a bit more adventure.

The Terracotta Army in Xi’an is mind-blowing. Over 8,000 life-sized clay soldiers guard Emperor Qin Shi Huang, each one with a different face.

The Mogao Caves near Dunhuang are an art lover’s dream, with Buddhist paintings and sculptures dating back a thousand years.

Mount Emei combines epic views with Buddhist temples along winding trails. It’s one of the four sacred Buddhist mountains in China.

The Classical Gardens of Suzhou are tiny masterpieces of landscape design. Expect rock formations, ponds, and perfect little corners to relax.

Harbin goes all out every January for the International Ice and Snow Festival. Massive ice sculptures light up the freezing nights—it’s wild.

Beijing comes alive during the Chinese New Year with temple fairs, performances, snacks, and decorations everywhere. The energy is contagious.

Hangzhou celebrates the Mid-Autumn Festival with lanterns around West Lake. Locals gather to eat mooncakes and watch the full moon reflect on the water.

Pingyao’s Spring Festival is as traditional as it gets. Red lanterns fill the ancient streets, and folk performances take over the town.

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Chengdu is the place to kick off your Sichuan food adventure. Spicy hotpot steals the spotlight, but honestly, the teahouses and buzzing street food stalls are just as unforgettable.

In Shanghai, you’ll notice an amazing mix of regional Chinese flavours and a dash of international flair. Soup dumplings are a must, and if you time it right, you might even get your hands on seasonal treats like hairy crab or that rich, melt-in-your-mouth braised pork belly.

Guangzhou is all about Cantonese cuisine, and it’s a total feast for dim sum fans. Seafood markets overflow with fresh catches, and the chefs here really know how to let simple, high-quality ingredients shine.

Xi’an has its own vibe, shaped by northern Chinese and Muslim traditions. The Muslim Quarter? It’s a sensory overload with hand-pulled noodles, smoky lamb skewers, and those addictive roujiamo (kind of like a Chinese burger, but better).

Hangzhou pairs its iconic Longjing tea with local dishes you just can’t get anywhere else. West Lake fish and Dongpo pork are the stars, each with flavours you’ll remember way after you leave.

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6 really funny jokes that will certainly make you smile

6 really funny jokes that will certainly make you smile

If you’re looking for some really funny jokes, then take a look at the six I’ve got for you today. They all made me smile, so I hope you’ll enjoy them too.

Take a few moments to enjoy them, and feel free to pass them on to your friends.

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Really Funny Jokes:

1. Flatulent Old Lady:

An old lady was having an embarrassing problem with bloating and gas, so she decided to see her physician.

Hello, Mrs Johnson,” said the doctor, “and what’s troubling you today?

“Well, Doctor Carmichael,” she responded, “I can’t stop breaking wind. Fortunately, they’re silent, and they don’t smell, but it does feel embarrassing. Honestly, I’ve farted several times whilst I’ve been sitting here. What can I do?

The kindly doctor smiled at her and said, “Mrs Johnson, just take these pills three times a day for seven days and then come back and see me as soon as you’ve finished the medication.

One week later, Mrs Johnson is back in the doctor’s office and is clearly unhappy.

Doctor, I don’t know what was in those pills you gave me last week, but my problem is even worse,” she said.

In what way?” the doctor enquired.

Well, I’m still breaking wind just as much, and they’re still silent,” she said, “but now the smell is terrible. I mean, they really stink.

Excellent!” said the doctor. “That means we’ve fixed the problem with your sinuses. Now let’s see what we can do about your hearing.

2. The Potato Peeler:

Sean was leaning against the counter in a Dublin bar, enjoying a pint of Guinness, when in walked his old friend Paddy, looking decidedly glum.

What’s the matter with you, Patrick?” said Sean. “You’ve got a face on you like a wet weekend.

Oh, Sean,” he said. “I’ve just been fired from my job in the fish and chip shop.

You’ve been fired? Now, why would they do that to you, Patrick? What did you do that was so bad?” Sean inquired.

Oh, I got caught putting my Johnson in the potato peeler,” Paddy responded.

My God! Patrick, that’s terrible. What happened to the potato peeler?” Sean naturally inquired.

Oh, she’s been fired too,” said Paddy, looking a little sheepish.

3. Farmer Jim’s Accident:

Farmer Jim decided to take the trucking company responsible for his accident to court because of the severity of his injuries.

Needless to say, the trucking company hired a fancy lawyer, and whilst questioning Farmer Jim in the courtroom, he enquired, “Is it not true that at the scene of the accident you said specifically, in front of witnesses, ‘I’m fine’?

Farmer Jim responded, “Sir, let me tell you what happened. I had just loaded my best mule Bessie into the…….

I didn’t ask you for any details, sir,” the lawyer interrupted. “Answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’ Yes or no?

Farmer Jim said, “Well, I’d just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road….

Once again, the lawyer was quick to interrupt Farmer Jim mid-sentence.

Looking at the Judge the lawyer said, “Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman at the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.

Well as luck would have it, the judge was interested in what Farmer Jim had to say, so he said to the lawyer, “I’m sorry sir but I’d like to hear what this man has to say. So I would ask him to continue with his story.

Jim thanked the Judge and continued.

Well,” he said, “I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and I was driving her down the highway when this huge truck with a trailer ran the stop sign and T-boned my truck.”

And then what happened?” The Judge enquired.

Well, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other,” Jim responded.

And were you hurt?” The Judge asked.

Yes,” said Jim. “I was hurting real bad and I didn’t want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

And then what happened?” the Judge asked.

Well, shortly after the accident the Highway Patrolman appeared at the scene,” Jim said.

And what did he do?” the Judge responded.

Well Your Honor, he could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her momentarily he then took out his gun and shot her between the eyes,” said Jim.

And did you say to the Highway Patrolman that you were fine?” The Judge asked.

Well,” said Jim. “After he shot Bessie, he came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, ‘Your mule was in such bad shape I had no choice but to shoot her. How are you feeling?’”

4. You can’t win:

After 15 years of marriage, my wife complained frequently about my absent-minded habit of not putting the cap back on the toothpaste after I brushed my teeth.

It irritated her to the point where she’d embarrass me about it when we were out with friends.

So, naturally, I decided to change this bad habit to make my wife happy.

For a week, I made sure that I always replaced the cap on the toothpaste, every time I brushed my teeth.

I know it was a small gesture, but I thought my wife would at some point express her appreciation that I was at least trying to change my ways.

Yesterday we were out for dinner with friends when she suddenly remarked, “Why have you stopped brushing your teeth?

Moral of the Story: Marriage can be a challenging relationship.

5. Day of Reckoning:

A Catholic priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates as St Peter processes the new arrivals to the Kingdom of Heaven.

Ahead of the priest in the queue is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, jeans and a leather jacket.

This guy gets to the front of the line and St Peter looks at his clipboard, looks the guy up and down and then asks, “Could you tell me your name please, so I may confirm whether you’re to be admitted to the Kingdom of Heaven?

Sure!” says the guy. “I’m Joe Cohen and I was a taxi driver in New York City.

St Peter looks down his list and ticks off Joe Cohen’s name. He then smiles and says to the taxi driver, “Take this silken robe and the golden staff Mr Cohen and you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Joe Cohen smiles and walks through the Pearly Gates in his silken robe and carrying the golden staff, whilst it’s the priest’s turn with St Peter.

Before St Peter can utter a single word the priest says, “I’m Father Joseph O’Donnell and I have been the parish priest at St Andrews Roman Catholic Church in Manhattan for the past 40 years.

Once again St Peter consults his clipboard, ticks off Father O’Donnell’s name and then says, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff father and you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Having seen Joe Cohen receive a silken robe and a golden staff Father O’Donnell is left feeling a little short-changed.

Hold it there, just a minute,” said Father O’Donnell. “How is it that Joe Cohen got silk and gold and yet I only get cotton and wood? How can this be? Surely there’s some mistake?

No mistake,” St Peter responded. “In heaven, we reward by results. When you gave your sermons your congregation slept. When Joe Cohen drove his taxi his passengers prayed.

6. The Annual Check-up:

An 85-year-old man was visiting his doctor for his annual check-up.

So Mr Jenkins, how are you keeping?” the doctor enquired.

Doctor, I’ve never felt better,” Mr Jenkins responded. “I’ve even married my 18-year-old girlfriend recently and she’s now pregnant with my child. So, how about that then?

The doctor considered this momentarily and then said, “Let me tell you a story, Mr Jenkins. A friend of mine was a keen hunter. One day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up an umbrella instead of his gun.

Really?” said Mr Jenkins.

Yes,” said the doctor. “Anyway, he was in the woods when suddenly a very large grizzly bear appeared in front of him. He raised his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?

Dumbfounded the old man said, “No Doc, what?

The bear dropped dead in front of him,” the doctor replied.

No Doc, that can’t be right.” said the old man. “That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear.

The doctor smiled and said, “Exactly!

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Funny comedy sketch about the Expert in a meeting

Today, I offer you a very funny comedy sketch about the expert in a meeting.

If you’re in a professional role, then meetings go with the territory for you; I’m sure you’ll agree.

In fact, meetings are probably the bane of your life; I’m sure you’ll probably agree with that, too.

Frequently, you’re invited to a meeting because your expertise will play an important part in any decisions to be made. You possess knowledge and know-how that no one else can offer; therefore, the meeting needs you to guide them through choppy waters and keep them away from the rocks of disaster.

It’s nice to be recognised for your expertise, of course.

However, it is a fact of life that just because you’re the expert, it doesn’t stop everyone else in the meeting from thinking that somehow they know better than you.

You’re asked for your opinion, and then you’re immediately contradicted.

Essentially, you provide a considered response to a question, and then immediately your opinion is dismissed for whatever reason. You’re told you’re being too pessimistic or that you’re exaggerating the risks associated with a given approach, and so on. Does this sound familiar?

Well, today’s video is for all the experts out there who’ve ever had to endure a meeting with non-experts who are unwilling or unable to understand what you’re telling them. I’m sure you’ll know the experience, dear reader.

This comedy sketch is hilarious, and it does nail an essential truth.

People will believe what they want to believe and whatever they believe to be in their interests, regardless of anything they’re told to the contrary.

This video is recommended viewing for anyone in need of a good laugh, and it’s well worth a few minutes of your time.

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100 short powerful quotes guaranteed to inspire you today

If you’re looking for some short, powerful quotes, dear reader, then I have some gems for you today.

I guarantee that you will find quotes here to truly inspire you.

So, grab a coffee, take a few moments to read them all, and set yourself up for a day of action.

Remember; you can be more than you are, and you can achieve a lot more than you think. And it’s never too late to make your mark on life.

So, be inspired and be known.

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Short powerful quotes (1-10):

  1. The unexamined life is not worth living. ~Socrates
  2. Whatever you are, be a good one. ~Abraham Lincoln
  3. There is nothing permanent except change. ~Heraclitus
  4. The more I see, the less I know for sure. ~John Lennon
  5. The truth is rarely pure and never simple. ~Oscar Wilde
  6. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. ~Mark Twain
  7. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. ~Dr Seuss
  8. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
  9. Be the change that you wish to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi
  10. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ~Lao Tzu

Short powerful quotes (11-20):

  1. The way to get started is quit talking and begin doing. ~Walt Disney
  2. There is nothing impossible to him who will try. ~Alexander the Great
  3. Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. ~Anne Frank
  4. Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly. ~John F. Kennedy
  5. The future belongs to the brave, not to the faint-hearted. ~Ronald Reagan
  6. The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. ~St. Augustine
  7. If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. ~Albert Einstein
  8. The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. ~Amelia Earhart
  9. Success is not final; failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. ~Winston Churchill
  10. The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money. ~Margaret Thatcher

Short powerful quotes (21-30):

  1. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. ~Wayne Gretzky
  2. There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~Beverly Sills
  3. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. ~Oscar Wilde
  4. You must do the things you think you cannot do. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  5. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. ~Mae West
  6. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~E.E. Cummings
  7. We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone. ~Ronald Reagan
  8. You have to dream before your dreams can come true. ~A.P.J. Abdul Kalam
  9. The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open. ~Frank Zappa
  10. The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire. ~Ferdinand Foch

Short powerful quotes (31-40):

  1. The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have. ~Vince Lombardi
  2. You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. ~C.S. Lewis
  3. You are the average of the five people you spend the most time with. ~Jim Rohn
  4. We must not allow other people’s limited perceptions to define us. ~Virginia Satir
  5. The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. ~Ayn Rand
  6. You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated. ~Maya Angelou
  7. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. ~Aristotle
  8. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. ~Winston Churchill
  9. The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  10. The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters. ~Audrey Hepburn

Short powerful quotes (41-50):

  1. You have to be odd to be number one. ~Dr Seuss
  2. Where there is love there is life. ~Mahatma Gandhi
  3. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? ~Dr Seuss
  4. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. ~Oscar Wilde
  5. Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right. ~Henry Ford
  6. Your time is limited, don’t waste it living someone else’s life. ~Steve Jobs
  7. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. ~John Lennon
  8. Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. ~Babe Ruth
  9. You don’t have to be great to start, but you must start to be great. ~Zig Ziglar
  10. It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up. ~Vince Lombardi
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Short powerful quotes (51-60):

  1. You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. ~Maya Angelou
  2. You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try. ~Beverly Sills
  3. Life is ten percent what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. ~Charles R. Swindoll
  4. Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. ~Mahatma Gandhi
  5. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. ~Edmund Burke
  6. The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. ~Alice Walker
  7. There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure. ~Paulo Coelho
  8. There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. ~Edith Wharton
  9. You’re off to great places, today is your day. Your mountain is waiting, so get on your way. ~Dr Seuss
  10. You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. ~Christopher Columbus

Short powerful quotes (61-70):

  1. It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Eliot
  2. If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything. ~Malcolm X
  3. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’! ~Audrey Hepburn
  4. Don’t let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. ~Babe Ruth
  5. The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. ~Helen Keller
  6. To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. ~Oscar Wilde
  7. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. ~African proverb
  8. Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama
  9. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
  10. If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude. ~Maya Angelou

Short powerful quotes (71-80):

  1. People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. ~Rob Siltanen
  2. Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen. ~Michael Jordan
  3. There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. ~Colin Powell
  4. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make. ~Jane Goodall
  5. The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty. ~Winston Churchill
  6. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  7. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. ~Dr Seuss
  8. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. ~Steve Jobs
  9. The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude. ~Oprah Winfrey
  10. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. ~Helen Keller

Short powerful quotes (81-90):

  1. Nothing will work unless you do. ~Maya Angelou
  2. Other people succeed and so can you. ~Roy Sutton
  3. Action is the foundational key to all success. ~Pablo Picasso
  4. Energy and persistence conquer all things. ~Benjamin Franklin
  5. The path to success is to take massive, determined action. ~Tony Robbins
  6. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. ~Jim Rohn
  7. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  8. When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
  9. The greatest glory in living, lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. ~Nelson Mandela
  10. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~Albert Einstein

Short powerful quotes (91-100):

  1. Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  2. The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. ~Albert Einstein
  3. Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  4. It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. ~Charles Darwin
  5. To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  6. There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. ~Nelson Mandela
  7. The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will. ~Vince Lombardi
  8. The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. ~Bertrand Russell
  9. When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us. ~Helen Keller
  10. Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength. ~Arnold Schwarzenegger
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5 of the best jokes ever just for you

If you’re looking for some of the best jokes ever, then here are five which I think you might just enjoy. They all made me smile and they should tickle your funny bone too.

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Best ever jokes:

1. A hard act to follow:

Rick walks out of his office in Manhattan one evening just as there’s a cab approaching. He hails the cab and, as he’s getting in, he says to the cab driver, “Now that’s perfect timing. Am I lucky or what?

The cab driver smiles and says, “You’re just like Bill Smith.”

Who’s Bill Smith?” asks Rick.

Oh, he’s just some guy who always managed to do everything perfectly,” the cab driver responds.

How do you mean?” asks Rick.

Well,” says the driver, “like your situation now. You’re in need of a cab and I’m right here for you when you need me. That would happen to Bill, every time.

Oh, come on,” says Rick. “No one’s life’s that perfect. There’ll always be a few clouds, surely?”

Not for Bill,” the cab driver responds. “He was a top athlete. He played golf with a handicap that any top pro would love to have. He played tennis better than John McEnroe and Bjorn Borg. He could sing opera better than Pavarotti and he could dance better than Fred Astaire. And he was a Grade A student with a photographic memory. He never ever forgot a birthday.

Really?” Rick responds.

Really!” says the cab driver. “He could fix any little problem around the house. He had encyclopaedic knowledge about wine and good food. And he was an entertaining raconteur and storyteller. The life and soul of any party. And to top it all, he was always in perfect shape. No, no one will ever match up to Bill Smith, that’s for sure.

Oh, come on,” says Rick. “no one’s that perfect. How do you know this guy, anyway?

Well, I never met him,” says the cab driver, “but I’m married to his widow.”

2. In search of the truth:

One day Joseph Stalin was feeling bored, so he starts thinking about what he can do to amuse himself.

After reflecting on his problem for a while, he decides to disguise himself and circulate amongst ordinary people to find out what they really think of him.

So, he organises a job for himself in a local factory on the outskirts of Moscow and he starts working there.

On his first day, he’s doing everything he can to fit in and when he gets the opportunity, he strikes up a conversation with one of his fellow workers.

As they seem to be getting along well, Stalin suggests that they eat their lunch together in the yard.

As they eat lunch, they make a little small talk for a while and then, when Stalin gets his chance, he asks his new friend, “What do you really think of Stalin?

Feeling a little paranoid, his friend starts looking around furtively before he responds in a whisper, “We can’t talk about that here, it really wouldn’t be safe.

Stalin gives him a knowing look in response and suggests they meet after work to discuss it further.

So, they meet up after work in the village where his new friend lives and when he gets the opportunity, once again, Stalin asks the question, “What do you really think of Stalin?

Well, the guy looks paranoid again and starts looking around him, nervously, to see who might be listening. Then in a whisper, with his finger to his mouth, he says, “Schhh! We can’t talk about that here. It’s much too dangerous. Someone might hear us.”

Stalin gives him a knowing look once again and then suggests that they go for a walk in the neighbouring countryside.

For the next hour they walk out into the hills surrounding the village and eventually they’re so far away, they can’t see another person anywhere.

At this point, Stalin says, “It looks like we’re safe to talk now. So, what do you really think of Stalin?

His new friend looks around furtively, then he leans in close to Stalin and whispers. “I kinda like him.”

3. The price of honesty:

There was a young kid called Jim who lived in the country.

Like country folk everywhere, when they needed to go, Jim’s family had to use an outhouse.

Young Jim did not find this a pleasant experience.

In the summer it was much too hot and, in the winter, it was too cold. And all year round, it was very smelly.

Now the outhouse was located on the bank of a creek and one day Jim realised that, with a little effort, it could be pushed into the creek.

He waited for his opportunity and one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and Jim decided that this was as good a day as any to push the outhouse into the creek.

With that, he found a long pole and started pushing. Finally, with one last shove, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night Jim’s dad was not happy, and he told him that, after supper, they were going to the woodshed.

Jim knew what this meant. He was in big trouble and punishment would follow.

Nevertheless, he asked his dad, “Why?

To which his dad responded, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, son, wasn’t it?

Yes dad, it was,” said Jim. He then thought momentarily before he said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree but didn’t get punished because he told the truth.”

Well, son,” said his dad, “George Washington’s father wasn’t sitting in that cherry tree at the time, was he?

4. The Chinese Doctor:

Dr Chow Ming leaves Hong Kong for the United States in search of a better life.

He arrives in New York, but he can’t find a job.

However, Dr Ming is a resourceful and enterprising guy, so he opens his own clinic.

A few weeks after the clinic opens, a lawyer is walking by and he reads the sign in the window, which says: –

  • EVERY TREATMENT COST – $20
  • IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU – YOU GET $100 BACK

Well, this guy is a top Wall Street, corporate lawyer and he sees this as an opportunity to have some fun and make a little pocket money.

The lawyer walks into the clinic to be greeted warmly by Dr Ming, who says, “Good morning. What seems to be problem?

Well,” says the lawyer, “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Nurse!” says Dr Ming. “Bring medicine from Drawer Number 8 and put three drops on his tongue.

The nurse dutifully does as she’s asked.

Open your mouth wide, please sir,” says the nurse to the lawyer.”

With that, she puts the drops of medicine on his tongue, and the lawyer immediately starts coughing and sputtering.

That’s not medicine!” exclaims the lawyer. “It’s kerosene!

Excellent!” says Dr Ming. “Your taste is restored. That will be $20, please.”

The lawyer’s not happy but he has little choice but to pay the $20 and then leave.

Nevertheless, he’s determined to get the $100, so after a few days he returns, and Dr Ming recognises him immediately.

Back again, so soon?” says Dr Ming.

I’m sorry, have we met before?” asks the lawyer. “You see, I’ve lost my memory.

Nurse,” says Dr Ming, “please bring medicine from Drawer Number 8 and put three drops on his tongue.”

The nurse dutifully does as she’s asked.

Open your mouth wide, please sir,” says the nurse to the lawyer.”

With that, she puts the drops of medicine on his tongue, and the lawyer immediately starts coughing and sputtering.

More kerosene!” says the lawyer. “You gave me that last time for restoring my taste.

Excellent!” says Dr Ming. “Your memory is restored. That will be $20, please.”

The lawyer’s not happy but he has little choice but to pay the $20 and then leave.

However, he’s more determined than ever to get one over on Dr Ming.

One week later he returns to the clinic and again Dr Ming recognises him.

My eyesight has become so weak, I’m virtually blind,” says the lawyer.

Unfortunately, I have no medicine for that,” says Dr Ming, “so I must give you $100.

With that, Dr Ming hands the lawyer a $20 bill.

The lawyer looks at what he’s been given and then says, “But this is only $20, not $100!

Excellent!” says Dr Ming. “Your eyesight is restored. That will be $20, please.”

5. The problem with ducks:

Ethel, Mabel, and Agnes were three old ladies who’d sadly passed away and found themselves standing at the Pearly Gates in front of St Peter.

St Peter’s scanning an iPad momentarily, looking to see whether these three old ladies are on his list for admittance to Heaven.

Eventually, he says, “Ladies, welcome to Heaven. There’s just one rule you must all follow and that is, you must never step on a duck.”

Well, as Ethel, Mabel and Agnes walk through the Pearly Gates, they soon realise that there are ducks literally everywhere. There are millions of them.

Naturally, the old ladies do their very best to avoid stepping on any of the ducks, but they find it very difficult.

Ethel only manages one hour before she steps on a duck.

Within seconds St. Peter appears with the ugliest, most hideous-looking man she’d ever seen.

Ethel,” says St Peter, “the penalty for stepping on a duck is for you to be chained to this wretch, face to face, for eternity.”

With that, St Peter disappeared and Ethel is stuck with her ugly companion for eternity.

Now Mabel manages a whole afternoon before she too stepped on a duck.

Once again, St Peter suddenly appears with the ugliest, most hideous-looking man she’d ever seen.

Mabel,” says St Peter, “the penalty for stepping on a duck is for you to be chained to this wretch, face to face, for eternity.”

With that, St Peter disappears and Mabel is stuck with her ugly companion for eternity.

Now, Agnes got through the whole of her first day in Heaven without stepping on a duck but the following morning she wasn’t quite so fortunate.

St Peter suddenly appears with the best-looking guy that Agnes had ever seen.

Agnes,” says St Peter, “the penalty for someone like you stepping on a duck is for you to be chained to this man, face to face, for eternity.”

Wow!” said Agnes looking dreamily into the guy’s eyes, “What did we do to deserve this?

Lady, I don’t know what you did,” the guy responds, “but all I did was step one of those ducks!

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101 inspirational proverbs from around the world

Proverbs from around the world

I find proverbs inspirational, and I’ve been collecting some more proverbs from around the world.

I thought readers might find it interesting if I shared some of them.

So here are 101 great proverbs, which I hope will inspire.

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Proverbs from around the world (1 – 20):

  1. Mewing cats catch no mice. ~Georgian Proverb
  2. To begin is easy, to persist is art. ~German Proverb
  3. Anger and madness are brothers. ~African Proverb
  4. He who is guilty has much to say. ~Ghanaian Proverb
  5. Dig the well before you are thirsty. ~Chinese Proverb
  6. A man dies when he stops working. ~Hebrew Proverb
  7. Nothing seems expensive on credit. ~Czech Proverb
  8. Wisdom has long ears and a short tongue. ~Swedish Proverb
  9. A man grows most tired while standing still. ~Chinese Proverb
  10. Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. ~Jewish Proverb
  11. A fool cannot undo the knot tied by a wise man. ~African Proverb
  12. A good neighbour increases the value if your property. ~Czech Proverb
  13. It is in the shelter of each other that the people live. ~Irish Proverb
  14. Don’t tell the man who’s carrying you that he stinks. ~African Proverb
  15. Everyone wants to live long, but no one wants to be called old. ~Icelandic Proverb
  16. Love many, trust few and always paddle your own canoe. ~American Proverb
  17. When the character of a man is not clear, look at his friends. ~Japanese Proverb
  18. A man profits more by the spectacle of a fool than by the speeches of the wise. ~African Proverb
  19. The child who’s not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth. ~African Proverb
  20. The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them. ~Turkish Proverb

Proverbs from around the world (21 – 40):

  1. Need is a bad negotiator. ~Icelandic Proverb
  2. Gold, when beaten, shines. ~Peruvian Proverb
  3. The bitter heart eats its owner. ~Bantu Proverb
  4. A closed mouth catches no flies. ~French Proverb
  5. Truth is the first victim of war. ~African Proverb
  6. A tree doesn’t fall with one blow. ~Yiddish Proverb
  7. Character can be built on daily routine. ~Japanese Proverb
  8. Only a fool tests the water with both feet. ~African Proverb
  9. A talkative bird will not build a nest. ~West African Proverb
  10. The longer the tongue, the shorter the hands. ~Czech Proverb
  11. Worries go down better with soup than without. ~Jewish Proverb
  12. There is a deep sea between saying and doing. ~Italian Proverb
  13. Calm water does not mean there are no crocodiles. ~Indonesian Proverb
  14. Persistence can grind an iron beam into a needle. ~Chinese Proverb
  15. A mother will understand what her dumb son says. ~Georgian Proverb
  16. A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing. ~Irish Proverb
  17. Listen a hundred times; ponder a thousand times; speak once. ~Turkish Proverb
  18. Luck sometimes visits a fool, but it never sits down with him. ~German Proverb
  19. Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall, but don’t rush to pick him up either. ~Jewish Proverb
  20. A doctor will take care of the rich man; the poor man is cured with work. ~Polish Proverb
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Proverbs from around the world (41 – 60):

  1. Blame is a lazy man’s wages. ~Danish Proverb
  2. A contented man is always rich. ~Latin Proverb
  3. A speaker of truth has no friends. ~African Proverb
  4. Silence is a fence around wisdom. ~German Proverb
  5. When deeds speak, words are nothing. ~African Proverb
  6. Bad is called good when worse happens. ~Norwegian Proverb
  7. The mother of idiots is always pregnant. ~Italian Proverb
  8. A man who cries all the time is not heard. ~African Proverb
  9. The smoother the path the easier it is to slip. ~Estonian Proverb
  10. Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles. ~African Proverb
  11. Where you sit when you’re old shows where you stood in youth. ~African Proverb
  12. No matter the economy of the jungle, the lion will never eat grass. ~African Proverb
  13. Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. ~African Proverb
  14. To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish. ~Chinese Proverb
  15. Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time. ~Chinese Proverb
  16. The doctor demands his fees whether he has killed the illness or the patient. ~Polish Proverb
  17. Educate a man and you educate an individual. Educate a woman and you educate a nation. ~African Proverb
  18. The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks. ~Yiddish Proverb
  19. If men swear that they want to harm you when you’re asleep, you can go to sleep. If a woman says so, stay awake. ~African Proverb
  20. He who asks a question is a fool for a minute. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. ~Chinese Proverb

Proverbs from around the world (61 – 80):

  1. Who gives, has. ~Lithuanian Proverb
  2. Advisers run no risks. ~English Proverb
  3. Nothing is easy for the unwilling. ~Gaelic Proverb
  4. Adversity is the mother of wisdom. ~German Proverb
  5. Being happy is better than being king. ~African Proverb
  6. When the music changes, so does the dance. ~African Proverb
  7. If your face is ugly, you can’t blame the mirror. ~Chinese Proverb
  8. He who’s afraid of asking is ashamed of learning. ~Danish Proverb
  9. The eyes do not see what the mind does not want. ~Indian Proverb
  10. If you don’t want anyone to find out, don’t do it. ~Chinese Proverb
  11. Speak the truth but leave immediately afterwards. ~Slovenian Proverb
  12. A people without faith in themselves cannot survive. ~Chinese Proverb
  13. Be not afraid of going slowly. Be afraid of standing still. ~Japanese Proverb
  14. He who conquers his anger has conquered an enemy. ~German Proverb
  15. Never promise a poor person, and never owe a rich one. ~Brazilian Proverb
  16. Everybody loves a fool, but nobody wants him for a son. ~Ivorian Proverb
  17. Every time you laugh a nail is removed from your coffin. ~Honduran Proverb
  18. If you tell your secret to your friend, you will make him your master. ~Spanish Proverb
  19. If you forgive the fox for stealing your chickens, he will take your sheep. ~Georgian Proverb
  20. Honorable is the person who is aware of their power, yet refrains from inflicting harm on others. ~Egyptian Proverb
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Proverbs from around the world (81 – 101):

  1. Hate has no medicine. ~Ghanaian Proverb
  2. A dog with a bone knows no friend. ~Dutch Proverb
  3. A blind cat catches only a dead rat. ~Chinese Proverb
  4. Day has its eyes, night has its ears. ~Japanese Proverb
  5. Pride is the mask of one’s own faults. ~Jewish Proverb
  6. He that promises most will perform least. ~Gaelic Proverb
  7. A slave does not choose his master. ~Ghanaian Proverb
  8. A tailless dog cannot express his joy. ~Albanian Proverb
  9. Beloved children have many names. ~Hungarian Proverb
  10. Ask for advice then use your head. ~Norwegian Proverb
  11. Fear an ignorant man more than a lion. ~Turkish Proverb
  12. An idiot is eloquent when he stays silent. ~Japanese Proverb
  13. Always tell the truth in the form of a joke. ~Armenian Proverb
  14. A dog that barks all the time gets little attention. ~Argentine Proverb
  15. Choose your company before you choose your drink. ~Gaelic Proverb
  16. Familiarity breeds contempt; distance brings respect. ~African Proverb
  17. He who is unkind to his own will not be kind to others. ~Galician Proverb
  18. Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. ~Burmese Proverb
  19. Offer the lazy man an egg and he’ll want you to peel it for him. ~Lithuanian Proverb
  20. Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. ~African Proverb
  21. Even though you know a thousand things, ask the man who knows one. ~Turkish Proverb

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