21 funny quotes about life that’ll make you smile

funny-quotes-about-lifeLife doesn’t come with a guarantee.

It is what it is and we get out of it about as much as we are prepared to put in.

Some people are lucky and others are less so. And we can’t be certain of anything, other than death and taxes.

It’s a funny old world when you think about it and the experience of human existence can be a little bizarre at times too.

So today I offer you 21 funny quotes about life to emphasize the point and hopefully make you smile too.

Yes, life’s hard and for many people, it’s extremely tough.

Life can be cruel for many people but for the lucky ones it can be a joy. So if you’re one of the lucky ones then embrace life and all the challenges it puts in your path. Through those challenges, you will grow.

However, don’t take yourself too seriously because no one else does.

Just learn to smile and appreciate whatever is good in your life.

Chase success by all means but don’t expect any certainties. Just enjoy whatever comes your way.

Finally, remember this; you will make mistakes. So what? Everyone else does too.

Just learn from any mistakes you make and move on.

Nothing matters much when you think about it.

However, laughing at yourself and life is probably the most important coping tool you’ll have at your disposal. So start by laughing at these funny quotes about life.

Sadly I cannot be sure of their origins, so for the moment anyway they are all by Authors Unknown.

However, if you can enlighten me as to their origins then please do. I am very keen to acknowledge the work of others whenever possible.

Funny quotes about life (1-10):

  1. Only the mediocre are always at their best.
  2. If only common sense were more common.
  3. What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
  4. Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
  5. I really should do something with my life; maybe tomorrow.
  6. I didn’t fall; I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
  7. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
  8. I’m old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
  9. Life doesn’t have any hands but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
  10. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

funny-quotes-about-lifeFunny quotes about life (11-21):

  1. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  2. Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
  3. Long walks are great, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
  4. We all have baggage; find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
  5. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest, I would miss you so much.
  6. Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
  7. When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
  8. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life’s given them vodka, and have a party.
  9. I love to be around some people; I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
  10. The alphabet begins with ABC; numbers begin with 123; music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
  11. Taking a shower is awesome; it makes you feel nice and clean; makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life’s decisions.

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