31 sarcasm examples that’ll really make you smile

07/11/2025 by

Today, I am exploring sarcasm examples.

Now, some people are uncomfortable with the use of sarcasm. However, I think it can be one of the most effective means of communication. So I’ve been collecting some more sarcasm examples.

So, without further ado, here are 31 sarcasm examples that you can add to your ammunition stockpile. I think they might make you smile, too.

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Sarcasm examples:

  1. Are you talking to me or chewing a brick?
  2. You’ve got a face only a mother could love.
  3. You’re about as pleasant as colonic irrigation.
  4. Why don’t you go sit on the rough end of a pineapple?
  5. If I appear to be disinterested, that’s because I am.
  6. I didn’t ask for your advice, so why would you assume I need it?
  7. Dressed like that, I’m guessing you’re off to a loud shirt party?
  8. What’s the matter with you? You’ve got a face on you like a wet weekend.
  9. Am I a bitch or just a girl who’s looking after her interests and takes no crap from anyone? You may not like it, but it works for me. So suck it up, buttercup.
  10. I appreciate you giving me this opportunity for a lengthy exchange of ideas, but I’m busy. So please go away.
  11. I get it that life has been unfair to you and that you’re not happy, but why is that my problem?
  12. When you say ad hoc, does that mean I can do it as necessary, or were you trying to impress me with your knowledge of Latin?
  13. When you suggest ‘I’m just biased,’ does that mean deep down you think I may have a point, but you don’t want to admit it?
  14. Listen, buddy, I can sell you a drink, but I can’t offer you solutions to your problems. I’m a bartender, not a psychotherapist.
  15. You keep saying that money’s not important, but I’d love to see how long you can live without it.
  16. What have you done to your hair? It looks like it’s been cut with a knife and fork.
  17. You know you’re old when you receive a welcome letter from AARP, which serves only to remind you that you’re not quite dead yet.
  18. It may be moderately challenging, but let’s face it, it’s not rocket science, is it?
  19. That’s an interesting idea. Why don’t you put it in the suggestion box, and I’ll be sure to ignore it?
  20. So life was so much better back in your day? Well, whoop-dee-doo. The rest of us are so pleased for you, NOT.
  21. It was a joke. We used to tell them to each other before everyone was so easily offended.
  22. Just because you work hard, you shouldn’t assume your efforts will be appreciated. What did you expect? Applause?
  23. You do realize that feeling that everyone’s out to get you may not just be a feeling?
  24. Yes, I received your email, and I ignored it like every other message I have in my inbox. I’ve actually got work to do.
  25. Referring to yourself as a professional is not, for me, a guarantee that you’ll have any significant level of competence.
  26. One day, you’ll realise that behaving like a total dick was not a good idea, and it doesn’t impress anyone.
  27. ‘Have a nice day’ is something you say, but in my experience, rarely is it something you mean.
  28. You’re not old. Chronologically challenged, yes! But there’s a bit more life in you yet.
  29. If you don’t feel that this job is worthy of your talents, then you can always quit and go spend more time with your ego.
  30. If you want to lose weight, love, you could try shaving your legs.
  31. Being a perfectionist will make you the worst kind of boss in the world. On the upside, it’ll also make you the best kind of sexual partner. So it’s not all bad.
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25 quotes to inspire you to be better than you are

07/11/2025 by

Today, I am exploring quotes to inspire.

If you’re looking for a bit of inspiration, dear reader, then you’re not alone. We could all use a little inspiration now and then. I know that’s something that helps me.

Quotes from great thinkers and opinion leaders inspire me.

So I start each day by spending a few minutes thumbing through the book of quotes in my library.

Here are some of the most inspiring quotes I came across today. Enjoy them all.

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QUOTES TO INSPIRE YOU
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Quotes to inspire (1-10):

  1. It is never too late to be what you might have been. ~George Eliot
  2. Every story I create creates me. I write to create myself. ~Octavia E. Butler
  3. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. ~H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
  4. Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence. ~Vince Lombardi
  5. Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. ~Warren Buffett
  6. Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. ~Martin Luther
  7. What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to what lies inside of you. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  8. I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.’ ~Muhammad Ali
  9. If you believe in yourself, have dedication and pride, and never quit, you’ll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards. ~Bear Bryant
  10. Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You’re able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others without being crippled by your own judgment. ~Ralph Marston

Quotes to inspire (11-20):

  1. Out of difficulties grow miracles. ~Jean de la Bruyere
  2. Life is too short to waste it doing nothing. Make every day count! ~Author Unknown
  3. Self-pity is a losing strategy. It repels others and weakens you. ~Michael Josephson
  4. The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one. ~Malcolm Forbes
  5. The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. ~Irving Berlin
  6. One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth doing is what we do for others. ~Lewis Carroll
  7. The man who has done his level best is a success, even though the world may write him down as a failure. ~BC Forbes
  8. What we’ve done for ourselves dies with us; what we’ve done for others and the world remains and is immortal. ~Albert Pike
  9. People take different roads, seeking fulfilment and happiness. Just because they’re not on your road doesn’t mean they’ve gotten lost. ~Dalai Lama
  10. Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that he has overcome. ~Booker T. Washington

Quotes to inspire (21-25):

  1. Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. ~Swami Sivananda
  2. Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. ~Nido Qubein
  3. When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, never give up, for that is just the time that the tide will turn. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe
  4. If you’ve learned how to disagree without being disagreeable, then you’ve discovered the secret of getting along, whether it be in business, family relations, or life itself. ~Bernard Meltzer
  5. Most people give up just when they’re about to achieve success. They quit on the one-yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game, one foot from a winning touchdown. ~Ross Perot
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35 short but brilliant one liner quotes you’ll love

07/10/2025 by

I love brilliant one liner quotes. Whenever I come across some good ones, I always make a note of them in my journal. Naturally, I review what I’ve collected occasionally, and I thought today I’d share my most recent collection with you, dear reader.

So here are some short but brilliant one-liner quotes that I’m confident you’ll love.

Enjoy them all.

35 BRILLIANT ONE LINER QUOTES
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Brilliant one liner quotes (1-20):

  1. When in doubt, mumble.
  2. Only dead fish go with the flow.
  3. No one’s listening until you fart.
  4. Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
  5. I want to live forever. So far, so good.
  6. Constipated people don’t give a crap.
  7. I’m in shape. Round is a shape, isn’t it?
  8. Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
  9. There are no real winners in life, only survivors.
  10. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
  11. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.
  12. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  13. If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving’s not for you!
  14. If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
  15. For every action, there’s a corresponding over-reaction.
  16. You should laugh at your problems, everyone else does.
  17. Research confirms that 4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
  18. I don’t have a solution, but I can offer a critical comment.
  19. Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
  20. Life is like a bird. It’s pretty cute until it craps on your head.

Brilliant one liner quotes (21-35):

  1. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  2. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
  3. People make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
  4. The best way to lie is to tell a carefully edited version of the truth.
  5. I know God’s watching me, so the least I can be is entertaining.
  6. People who smile in a crisis have found someone else to blame.
  7. God must really love stupid people. He’s made so many of them.
  8. Laugh and the world laugh with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
  9. We’re all part of the ultimate statistic – 10 out of 10 people will die.
  10. We live in a society where pizza gets to our house before the police.
  11. Progress is made by lazy people looking for easier ways to do things.
  12. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
  13. The hardest thing about success is finding someone who’s pleased for you
  14. The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
  15. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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21 powerful quotes about motivation to inspire you

07/09/2025 by

If you’re struggling to find motivation, here are 21 powerful quotes about motivation that can inspire you.

Motivation is the enthusiasm you have for what you’re doing or what you’d like to be doing.

It’s a burning desire to pursue your dream.

It’s the irrepressibility and steely self-belief you possess.

And it’s the certainty that you know what you want and the determination you have to get it.

Motivation is the magic ingredient that will translate effort into success. You will not succeed unless you’re genuinely enthusiastic about whatever it is you’re doing. Success is unlikely to happen by accident.

However, you’ll succeed if you love what you’re doing and it matters to you.

Your desire must be so great that no one can stop you from going where you’ve decided to go.

If someone closes the door on you, you’ll climb through the window. If they build a wall to stop you, you’ll get over it no matter what, even if you have to build stairs to help you.

If you can’t find a way, you’ll make one. That’s motivation.

Never accept an answer unless it’s the one you want. With motivation, you’ll succeed. Without it, you cannot succeed.

That’s my opinion, of course, but here are the 21 thought-provoking quotes about motivation, and they reflect the opinions of some of life’s greatest thinkers.

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Quotes about motivation:

  1. The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential. These are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence. ~Confucius
  2. Infuse your life with action. Don’t wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honour your creator. Not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high but by doing what you can to make grace happen – yourself, right now, right down here on Earth. ~Bradley Whitford
  3. Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers, you cannot be successful or happy. ~Norman Vincent Peale
  4. If you have a strong purpose in life, you don’t have to be pushed. Your passion will drive you there. ~Roy T. Bennett
  5. Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. ~Zig Ziglar
  6. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it. ~Jordan Belfort
  7. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. ~Walt Disney
  8. No masterpiece was ever created by a lazy artist. ~Anonymous
  9. You can do anything, but not everything. ~Anonymous
  10. The starting point of all achievement is desire. ~Napoleon Hill 
  11. Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone. ~Pablo Picasso
  12. People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing–that’s why we recommend it daily. ~Zig Ziglar
  13. We become what we think about most of the time, and that’s the strangest secret. ~Earl Nightingale
  14. Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. ~Les Brown
  15. The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same. ~Colin R. Davis
  16. In my experience, there is only one motivation, and that is desire. No reasons or principle contain it or stand against it. ~Jane Smiley
  17. You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them. ~Michael Jordan
  18. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. ~Jim Rohn
  19. People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. ~Dale Carnegie
  20. Be miserable or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice. ~Wayne Dyer
  21. Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all. ~Dale Carnegie

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27 Quotes by Socrates that will inspire you

07/08/2025 by
27 Quotes by Socrates

Today, I am exploring quotes by Socrates.

When you think about it, we can’t be certain that Socrates existed, as he was born around 469 BC. That was a long time before real records began.

However, Socrates is regarded as a classical Greek philosopher and is considered the first moral philosopher. He’s been credited as one of the founders of Western philosophy.

Historical records suggest that he didn’t write anything during his lifetime, and his philosophy is therefore known primarily through the written accounts of other classical scholars.

It is, therefore, difficult to determine whether he spoke any of the quotes attributed to him.

Nevertheless, the philosophy credited to him is worthy of our consideration and further reflection. Here are 27 quotes by Socrates that will make you think, I am sure.

QUOTES BY SOCRATES
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Quotes by Socrates (1-10):

  1. Be as you wish to seem.
  2. Wisdom begins in wonder.
  3. Beware the barrenness of a busy life.
  4. It is not living that matters, but living rightly.
  5. Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
  6. The deepest desires often become the deadliest hate.
  7. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
  8. I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
  9. Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
  10. Marry, by all means. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

Quotes by Socrates (11-20):

  1. The poets are only the interpreters of the gods.
  2. I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
  3. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
  4. From the deepest desires often comes the deadliest hate.
  5. Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind.
  6. False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil.
  7. He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.
  8. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavour to be what you desire to appear.
  9. If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
  10. He is a man of courage who does not run away but remains at his post and fights against the enemy.

Quotes by Socrates (21-27):

  1. The unexamined life is not worth living.
  2. Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
  3. Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
  4. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavour to be what you desire to appear.
  5. Worthless people live only to eat and drink. People of worth eat and drink only to live.
  6. True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves and the world around us.
  7. If all misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart.
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75 hilarious quotes you’ll just love

07/07/2025 by

If hilarious quotes are what you’re seeking today, dear reader, then I have curated 75 excellent ones for you.

Some are by authors unknown, and some are by famous people. However, they’re all witty and fun.

So, buckle up and see how many of these you can relate to. Either way, enjoy them all.

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Hilarious Quotes (1 – 25):

I’m not weird; I’m a limited edition. ~Author Unknown

I can resist everything except temptation. ~Oscar Wilde

My superpower is overthinking everything. ~Author Unknown

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ~Steve Martin

My superpower is my ability to trip over thin air. ~Author Unknown

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ~Author Unknown

My hobbies are mostly breakfast, lunch, and dinner. ~Author Unknown

I’m not trying to be difficult; it comes naturally. ~Author Unknown

The only thing I consistently enjoy is avoiding work. ~Author Unknown

I’m not stubborn. I’m just convinced I’m always right. ~Author Unknown

My exercise routine? Does walking to the fridge count? ~Author Unknown

I’m not rude; I’m just honest with a side of sarcasm. ~Author Unknown

My goal at work? Survive until it’s time to go home. ~Author Unknown

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? ~Steven Wright

My superpower is making food disappear. ~Author Unknown

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ~Author Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button. ~Jack Handey

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~ Erma Bombeck

If a book about failure doesn’t sell, is it a success? ~Jerry Seinfeld

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited. ~Sacha Guitry

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. ~Groucho Marx

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ~Author Unknown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. ~Al McGuire

They said, Follow your heart. I did, and it led me to the fridge. ~Author Unknown

I’m not single. I’m in a committed relationship with freedom and fun. ~Author Unknown

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Hilarious Quotes (26 – 50):

I’m not lost. I’ve just been taking the scenic route for the past three hours. ~Author Unknown

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done the day after tomorrow just as well. ~Mark Twain

The trouble with being in a rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. ~Lily Tomlin

I’m not clumsy; the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ~Author Unknown

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner

The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese. And wouldn’t you rather have cheese? ~Author Unknown

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to the office. ~Robert Frost  

My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a large pizza. I feel great. ~Author Unknown

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but has anyone ever seen me and Batman in the same room together? ~Author Unknown

I’m not a control freak. It’s just better if we do things my way. ~Author Unknown

I’m not arguing. I’m just trying to explain why I’m right. ~Author Unknown

I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. ~David Lee Roth

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ~Charles Wadsworth   ???

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ~Charles Lamb

I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely thorough about my do-it-later list. ~Author Unknown

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it. ~W.C. Fields

I’m not saying I was addicted to social media, but I miss my imaginary friends. ~Author Unknown

I’m not a morning person, or a noon person, or a night person. I’m just a tired person. ~Author Unknown

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. ~George Burns

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ~Earl Wilson

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine the Great

I’m not saying I’m old, but I remember when the Dead Sea was just sick. ~Author Unknown

I’m not a quitter. It’s just that I can never see the point in carrying on. ~Author Unknown

I’m not crazy; my reality is just different from yours. ~Author Unknown

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. ~George Carlin

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Hilarious Quotes (51 – 75):

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles M. Schulz

I’m not a know-it-all, but I could give Google a run for its money. ~Author Unknown

The difference between a politician and a catfish is that a catfish is good for something. ~Will Rogers

I’m not ignoring you; I’m just very good at pretending you’re not there. ~Author Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and then it’s gone. ~Author Unknown

The problem with reality is the lack of background music. ~Author Unknown

The early worm gets eaten by the early bird. So, sleep in. ~Author Unknown

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ~Author Unknown

For me, a balanced diet would be a blueberry muffin in each hand. ~Author Unknown

I’m not procrastinating; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. ~Author Unknown

Life is what happens while you are busy scrolling through social media. ~Author Unknown

I’m not a bad influence. I just thought you might enjoy taking a walk on the wild side. ~Author Unknown

I’m not an expert on anything, but that doesn’t stop me from posting my opinion on every subject, however complicated. ~Author Unknown

I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk. ~Author Unknown

I may not be a superhero, but I can assemble IKEA furniture, eventually. ~Author Unknown

My diet plan: make healthy choices, then reward myself with cake. ~Author Unknown

If the early bird gets the worm, he’s welcome to it. I’m not getting out of bed just for a worm. ~Author Unknown

Just because it’s dismissed as a conspiracy theory doesn’t mean it’s untrue. ~Author Unknown

I’m not a hoarder; I’m just a collector of things I might need someday. ~Author Unknown

Between two evils, I always pick the one I’ve never tried before. ~Mae West

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room. ~Dr. Strangelove

You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of by the police. ~Joan Rivers

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. ~Graham Norton

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll be a philosopher. ~Socrates

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11 wise sayings about life lessons and what they mean

07/06/2025 by

Today, dear reader, I offer you 11 wise sayings about life lessons, along with some observations on what I believe they mean for your life.

I hope you find this valuable and interesting.

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Wise sayings about life lessons:

1. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. ~English Proverb

When visiting a foreign country with a different culture from your own, the best way to get along with the local people is to respect their culture and customs.

Essentially, it’s all about respecting and adhering to their way of life, as far as reasonably possible.

Respect people and they’ll appreciate it.

Learn a little bit of their language and you’ll connect with them. They won’t mind if you don’t get all the words and pronunciation completely correct. It’ll probably make them smile a little, and they’ll appreciate your effort.

Treat people with respect and they’ll treat you with respect. It’s that simple.

2. Be contrary and be known. ~Arab Proverb

If you want to get noticed, a ‘me too’ approach to life is unlikely to take you very far. When you’re just like everyone else, how can you stand out in the crowd?

If you want to get noticed, then you need to offer something a bit different, surely?

To stand out in the crowd, you’ll need to dress differently, have an unusual hairstyle or offer something new.

Go against the accepted thinking of the day and you’ll get noticed.

Suggest something that goes against the received wisdom of the day, and people might listen if you back up your observation with a reasoned argument.

Be different, be contrary, and you’ll get noticed.

Back it up with real substance, and you will make a permanent impression on public consciousness.

Elvis Presley was like nothing that went before him; neither were The Beatles.

These were people who had a look, style and approach all of their own. They made a genuine impact, and they changed people’s outlook on life permanently.

In other words, they made their mark, and you can too.

3. A beautiful thing is never perfect. ~Egyptian Proverb

There’s no such thing as perfect, certainly not when it comes to people.

We’re all imperfect in some way.

However, that’s what makes us interesting as individuals. It’s also what makes it easier for other people to live with us because no matter how good we are in some way, there are also ways in which we are not quite so good.

So accept your imperfections. Work to your strengths, minimise your weaknesses and do the best you can with whatever you have at your disposal. If you do that, you can succeed.

4. There’s no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out. ~Russian Proverb

How often do people refrain from asking a question for fear that they might look a little stupid? Does that ring a bell with you, dear reader?

We’ve probably all done it at some point in our lives, wouldn’t you agree?

However, it’s rather silly if you think about it.

None of us can know everything, can we? There will always be gaps in our knowledge, that’s for sure.

So if you don’t know something, surely it’s better to find out? It’s better to ask a question, even if you appear foolish momentarily.

People might laugh, but so what?

Intelligent people ask questions, and it’s better to look like a fool momentarily than proceed in ignorance. You may look like a fool for not knowing but you’ll look like an even bigger fool if you screw up because you didn’t ask.

Never, ever be afraid to ask a question if you don’t know.

That way you’ll learn. In any other way, and you’ll never learn. Remember: Intelligent people ask questions.

5. Experience is not always the kindest of teachers, but it’s surely the best. ~Spanish Proverb

Education is a wonderful thing, I’m sure you’ll agree.

However, the best teacher by a country mile is the School of Hard Knocks at the University of Life.

Making mistakes and getting your fingers burned teaches you lessons you’ll never forget. And those lessons are invaluable.

That’s what they call experience, and experience is indeed a valuable commodity.

Experience is the basis of all wisdom.

It’s also an essential element in finding out what you’re good at and what you enjoy.

And if you can find that sweet spot where what you’re good at coincides with what you enjoy doing, then you really will begin to shine. So shine on, my friend.

6. Having two ears and one tongue, we should listen twice as much as we speak. ~Turkish Proverb

How often are we so keen to get our point across that we don’t listen to what the other person has to say? That’s a mistake.

Listening is one of the most important skills you can develop.

To quote Stephen R. Covey, “Seek first to understand and then to be understood.”

To understand someone else’s point, you must listen first.

Listening is not the same as hearing.

Hearing is simply being aware of the sounds going on around you.

Listening is absorbing what is being said and considering it carefully.

Listening requires both your ears and your brain to be engaged simultaneously.

Naturally, you want to feel that your perspective matters.

If you listen to people first, not only will they appreciate it, but they’ll also start listening to you. If you’re showing them respect, then they’ll do the same to you.

By listening to each other, we can begin to understand each other.

And if we understand each other, we have the basis for getting along together.

So listen more and talk less.

In this way, the world might just become a better place. Let’s hope so anyway.

7. It’s better to die than to live on with a bad reputation. ~Vietnamese Proverb

Some time ago, a friend of mine was working for a retailer and foolishly did something dishonest. The result was that he lost his job and damaged his reputation in the process.

Only when he began to realise how much damage he’d done to his reputation did he begin to realise how foolish he’d been.

Damaging your reputation can have serious consequences, and you can often feel the impact of that for many years after the original indiscretion.

So, protect and value your reputation.

It’s one of the most important commodities you have to offer.

Whether you’re in employment or self-employed, you’ll always be judged on your reputation. A bad reputation can lead to harsh judgment.

8. A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. ~Greek Proverb

Your legacy in life will be based on what you’ve done for other people, regardless of whether you’ve benefitted from it yourself.

That’s how you’ll be remembered.

A civilised society depends on each of us making a contribution toward the greater good. We cannot just leave it all to someone else.

If you want your grandchildren and their children to enjoy a well-ordered and civilised society, then you must be prepared to do something the result of which you may never see. The payoff for you will simply be the knowledge that future generations will benefit from your altruism.

Leaving something that enriches the lives of future generations would be a real and genuine legacy, wouldn’t you agree?

9. God gives the nuts, but he doesn’t crack them. ~German proverb

You can’t expect everything to be done for you.

At some point, you have to do something for yourself.

If everything is done for you, you’ll never learn; you’ll never develop new skills, and you’ll never be able to deal with life.

So don’t try to avoid the chore, embrace it with enthusiasm and recognise that it’s in your own best interests to act.

10. A wise man makes his own decisions; an ignorant man follows public opinion. ~Chinese Proverb

Criticism can be uncomfortable, so it’s easy to be swayed by the majority view. However, how can we be sure that the majority view is correct? Perhaps they’re all wrong.

Just because a lot of people think something is so, it doesn’t mean that they have a monopoly on knowledge and common sense.

Rather than simply following the herd, it’s much better to consider a situation carefully, weighing the various possibilities, and then form your own opinion or make an informed decision.

Think for yourself; don’t allow the herd to impose their thinking on you.

11. Every ass loves to hear himself bray. ~Proverb of Unknown Origin

As the old saying goes, empty vessels make the most sound.

However, just because someone can talk a good game doesn’t mean they can play a good game.

People who are truly skilled at something will demonstrate it through their actions, not their words. They’ll leave the talking to other people.

You’ll never impress anyone by singing your own praises.

However, you’ll win them over if you can demonstrate your effectiveness through the results you deliver.

So go on, show people what you can do.

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Here’s why the only disability in life is a bad attitude

07/05/2025 by

It has been said that the only disability in life is a bad attitude. For me, that rings true, at least to some degree.

Let’s explore the idea.

Have you faced numerous challenges in your life, dear reader?

Maybe you’re feeling a little bit sorry for yourself?

Life hasn’t been fair to you recently, possibly?

If life’s unfair, you might feel that you’re entitled to have a bad attitude. Everyone’s doing fine but you, so why shouldn’t you let the world know that you’re not happy, right? We all feel that way occasionally, don’t we? I do, that’s for sure.

However, if you’re trying to get people on your side with a negative attitude, then you should reconsider. No one will be joining you at the pity party. You won’t find anyone sympathetic to a bad attitude, I assure you.

If there’s one genuine disability in life, it’s a bad attitude.

It’s a fact that negativity never impresses anyone, ever. Other people have enough problems of their own.

It doesn’t win people over; it will simply alienate them. You’ll be pushing them away rather than gathering their support and winning hearts and minds.

Life isn’t fair. If it has never been, and it never will be. That’s a fact, unfortunately.

You’ll find that life doesn’t care about what you want. It doesn’t care about what anyone wants.

It doesn’t care about any sense of entitlement you may have.

Nor does life care that you feel that you should have a bigger piece of the pie.

In my experience, life is what you make it. Nothing happens by accident unless you’re very, very lucky. And no one is consistently that lucky.

Your attitude will define the life you enjoy or don’t enjoy.

It’s not about what happens to you. Stuff happens to everyone.

Yes, it’s true, some people bear a greater share of life’s challenges than others. However, ultimately, your life will be defined by how you respond to everything that happens to you.

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Positive beats negative:

No matter how tough life gets, a positive attitude will take you further than a negative one ever will.

A positive attitude is the most powerful response to life’s misfortunes.

It says you can knock me down as many times as you like, but you won’t keep me down. I will get up, and I will keep getting up until I reach my destination.

Now, that sort of attitude does impress people.

Life responds positively to those with a positive attitude. I can tell you that from personal experience.

You’ll find that a positive attitude will always win people over. Show them that you can rise above everything life throws at you, and you’ll have their respect.

In the embedded video below, Matthew Jeffers, a senior acting major at Towson University in Maryland, shares an inspiring message with the letter he wrote to the Baltimore Ravens, his favourite NFL team.

The letter was entitled “A Reason to Win,” and it’s all the more impressive when considered against Matthew’s struggles with Skeletal Dysplasia.

The ultimate lesson is that life won’t cut you any slack just because you’re feeling sorry for yourself.

Attitude is everything:

Yes, it’s true. Attitude is everything. If you believe you can, you will; if you believe you can’t, you won’t. It’s that simple.

Many people experience tough lives, and however hard your life is, there’ll be plenty of people out there whose lives are far tougher than yours. Many people experience disabilities of varying degrees of severity, but, as Matthew Jeffers observes, the only real disability in life is a bad attitude.

So if you’re feeling a bit dispirited right now, take a good, hard look at yourself and think about the positives you have in your life, rather than constantly focusing on the negatives.

This video will inspire you, so take a look at it now. It’s well worth a few minutes of your time.

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15 inspirational quotes about travel to get you thinking

07/04/2025 by

Today I offer you some quotes about travel.

Travel can be an education, and indeed, it broadens the mind. Wouldn’t you agree, dear reader?

I have had the privilege of travelling to more than 70 countries. I’ve been fortunate enough to live and work in many of them. And I can say this: I’m not the same person I was once, quite simply because of those experiences.

I see the world differently now. I know from real experience that people are the same wherever you go.

There may be superficial cultural differences, of course, but at their core, people are all just people. We eat; we sleep; we laugh; we cry; we’re happy; we’re sad; we all have dreams; we all have fears; we love our families, even when they drive us mad; and we want the best for our children. And of course, we all share feelings of vulnerability at times, too.

There are good people in this world, and there are not-so-good people too, but most people are honest and decent, and they’re just trying to get through life as best they can. Treat them with respect, and they’ll reciprocate. Well, certainly that has been my experience, anyway.

So travel as often as you can, but remember this: there’s a difference between travel and tourism.

Tourism is simply taking in the sights and a little sunshine, perhaps.

Travel is a much more enlightening experience. It goes beyond the superficial, and it’s about trying to understand people and the reality of life as it is for them.

Here are 15 inspirational quotes about travel to inspire your thoughts.

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Quotes About Travel (1–10):

  1. It is better to travel well than to arrive. ~Buddha
  2. To travel is to take a journey into yourself. ~Danny Kaye
  3. Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. ~Ernest Hemingway
  4. Exploration is really the essence of the human spirit. ~Frank Borman
  5. A good traveller has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving. ~Lao Tzu
  6. One travels more usefully when alone because he reflects more. ~Thomas Jefferson
  7. Travel can be one of the most rewarding forms of introspection. ~Lawrence Durrell
  8. To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. ~Aldous Huxley
  9. The traveller sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. ~Gilbert K. Chesterton
  10. If all difficulties were known at the outset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. ~Dan Rather

Quotes About Travel (11–15):

  1. Tourists don’t know where they’ve been; travellers don’t know where they’re going. ~Paul Theroux
  2. Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. ~Mary Ritter Beard
  3. The use of travelling is to regulate imagination by reality and, instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. ~Samuel Johnson
  4. People who don’t travel cannot have a global view. All they see is what’s in front of them. Those people cannot accept new things because all they know is where they live. ~Martin Yan
  5. Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all people cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends. ~Maya Angelou

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3 funny stories that’ll make you laugh

07/03/2025 by

Searching for some funny stories, dear reader? Well, if you enjoy jokes in the form of amusing stories, then I have three little gems for you today.

So, grab a coffee and take a few moments to relax and enjoy them all.

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1. The boasting Texan:

Gus was a proud Texan who’d never been outside the United States before. So he decided he’d take a vacation in Canada.

On arriving at Toronto Pearson International Airport, he took a cab to his downtown hotel.

During the ride into the city, they passed Queen’s Park, and Gus was a little curious to learn something about the place.

So he said to the cab driver, “Hey buddy, what’s that?”

“Well,” said the cab driver with a sense of pride, “that park is the site of the Ontario Legislative Building, which houses the Legislative Assembly of Ontario. It’s like your State government. Believe it or not, those buildings are over 100 years old, and they’re big, don’t you think?”

Gus was unimpressed. “That’s nothing,” he said. “Back in Texas, we have older buildings that are twice as big.”

Then they drove past the skyscraper known as First Canadian Place.

“And what’s that?” asked Gus.

“Oh, that’s Canada’s tallest skyscraper,” said the cab driver. “Believe it or not, that’s 978 feet high, and it took four years to build.”

“Only 978 feet, that’s not very tall,” Gus responded. “Back home, we have much taller buildings, and they were all built in half the time. In the United States, that building wouldn’t even make the list of the top 10 tallest buildings.”

Naturally, at this point, the cab driver was starting to feel a little irritated by Gus’s boasting.

Soon, they were driving past the CN Tower.

Gus stared at it momentarily and then asked the cab driver, “And what’s that, buddy?”

The cab driver looked at the structure and then smiled, “Oh, that’s just a Canadian pepper grinder.”

2. The wrong priorities:

Jeff was a very successful young lawyer who was involved in a terrible car crash on the freeway.

The whole of the driver’s side of Jeff’s Maserati had been ripped clean off, along with his left arm.

He was staggering out of the wreckage when a motorcycle police officer arrived at the scene.

Jeff was clearly in a state of shock, mumbling, “Oh my God! My car! Look at my car!”

Seeing how badly Jeff was injured, the police officer said, “Sir, please try to stay calm. We need to be more concerned about your injuries than any damage to your car.”

Jeff slowly looked down to where his left arm had once been, and then suddenly he screamed, “Oh my God! My Rolex is gone! Where’s my Rolex?”

3. The Psychiatric Hospital:

Jim and Rita were long-term patients in a psychiatric hospital.

One day, they were walking past the hospital’s therapeutic swimming pool when, suddenly, Jim threw himself into the deep end.

Knowing Jim couldn’t swim at all, Rita dived straight in after him and dragged him to the safety of the poolside.

As luck would have it, the head psychiatrist saw exactly what happened and recognised just how brave Rita had been in the circumstances.

In recognition of her bravery, it was decided that she was ready for discharge from the hospital, as her actions suggested that she was now mentally sound.

So the head psychiatrist called her into his office to tell Rita about the review panel’s decision.

“Rita,” said the head psychiatrist, “I have some good news for you. Unfortunately, I also have some bad news for you.”

“What’s the good news?” asked Rita.

“Well, in recognition of your bravery in saving the life of another patient,” said the head psychiatrist, “we think you’ve shown you’ve regained a sound mind, so it’s been decided that you’re ready to be discharged.”

“That’s good,” said Rita. “But what’s the bad news?”

“Well, Jim subsequently hanged himself with the belt of his robe in the washroom. Unfortunately, he’s dead,” the head psychiatrist responded.

“No, doctor,” said Rita, “he didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry.”

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