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15 Quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche to inspire you

06/21/2021 by Roy Sutton

Friedrich Nietzsche was a German philosopher, cultural critic, composer, poet, philologist and scholar whose work has exerted significant influence on Western philosophy and cultural thinking.

Here are 15 quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche which made me pause to reflect and they will make you think a little too I suspect.

Quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche:

Everything matters. Nothing’s important. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Call me whatever you like; I am who I must be. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Loneliness is one thing, solitude another. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way and the only way, it does not exist. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Without music, life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The real question is, how much truth can I stand? ~Friedrich Nietzsche
There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know and those who want to believe. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Do you want to have an easy life? Then always stay with the herd and lose yourself in the herd. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
I’m not upset that you lied to me. I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

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15 Quotes by Muhammad Ali to reflect on

06/20/2021 by Roy Sutton

Many people imagine they’re famous but few experience genuine fame and the universal recognition that it brings with it.

One such person is the legendary, three-time world heavyweight boxing champion, Muhammad Ali.

Born Cassius Clay, he rose above his humble beginnings to become one of the most recognizable and respected faces on the planet. He was also an inspiration to us all.

As well as being a respected sportsman he was also a respected thinker.

Consequently, the many memorable and thought-provoking quotes he left us, continue to offer an insight into the personal philosophy that drove Muhammad Ali to become such a great champion.

I believe the 15 quotes by Muhammad Ali included here today prove my point. He was driven to become a champion and if his philosophy worked for him, then it can work for you too.

So here are 15 of the very best quotes by Muhammad Ali.

Quotes by Muhammad Ali:

I am the greatest; I said that even before I knew I was. ~Muhammad Ali
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. ~Muhammad Ali
He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. ~Muhammad Ali
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they’ve been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. ~Muhammad Ali
Hating people because of their colour is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which colour does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. ~Muhammad Ali
Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. ~Muhammad Ali
It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe. ~Muhammad Ali
I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. ~Muhammad Ali
At home I am a nice guy: but I don’t want the world to know. Humble people, I’ve found, don’t get very far. ~Muhammad Ali
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth. ~Muhammad Ali
Don’t count the days; make the days count. ~Muhammad Ali
It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am. ~Muhammad Ali
If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize. ~Muhammad Ali
Braggin’ is when a person says something and can’t do it. I do what I say. ~Muhammad Ali
It’s not bragging if you can back it up. ~Muhammad Ali

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7 inspirational quotes about marriage

06/19/2021 by Roy Sutton

Marriage can be a thorny subject for some and a source of great pleasure for others. If a successful marriage is your aim then you’ll need to master the art of compromise, as well as choosing a life partner for whom you have the greatest respect and whose company you enjoy.

Friendship is at the heart of any successful marriage and friendship is a relationship of equals.

That means the power dynamic in your relationship must be balanced. Both parties must feel that their needs are being met.

You’re a team and as with all teams, each of you has a role to play. One person cannot be expected to bear the burden of doing everything whilst the other person does nothing. That’s not fair, nor is it sustainable.

A successful marriage can be your greatest investment. Choose your partner wisely and a successful relationship can be yours; fail to choose carefully and it could prove to be painful for all concerned.

So today I offer you seven inspirational quotes about marriage to help you reflect on what is one of life’s great institutions.

Remember this; choose well and nurture your relationship and it can last a lifetime.

Find the right partner and you’ll appreciate their presence in your life with each passing year and much more so as you get older.

Inspirational quotes about marriage:

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. ~Socrates
Happy is the man who finds a true friend and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. ~Franz Schubert
It is not a lack of love but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. ~Winston Churchill
Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without. ~James Dobson
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time. ~Julia Child
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be goodwill lasts very long. ~Amy Grant

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15 Quotes by Moms Mabley that are worth sharing

06/18/2021 by Roy Sutton

I must confess that I was not familiar with the work of African American comedienne Jackie “Moms” Mabley until relatively recently.

However, I stumbled on her work by accident on YouTube and I was intrigued by her. So naturally, I went in search of some information about her, as well as some quotes by Moms Mabley.

Born Loretta Mary Aiken, she adopted the stage name Moms Mabley and she was a veteran of the Chitlin’ Circuit of African-American vaudeville.

She also appeared on legendary American television shows such as The Ed Sullivan Show and The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. In fact, she’s also one of the earliest examples of women in comedy.

Born in 1894, Moms Mabley was one of 16 children and like most African Americans of her day, particularly women, she’d had a tough early life.

At the encouragement of her grandmother, she ran away and joined a travelling minstrel show where she sang and entertained. Her stage persona was that of an older, dishevelled woman.

Certainly, she was a woman on whom life had left its mark. For instance, by age of 14, she had been raped twice (at age 11, by an elderly black man, and age 13, by a white sheriff) and had two children who were given up for adoption.

At the age of 27, she came out as a lesbian becoming one of the first openly gay comedians. That wouldn’t have been easy in the less enlightened age in which she lived and tried to earn a living.

So if you’re not familiar with Moms Mabley, I recommend you take a closer look at her work, but not before you read these 15 quotes by Moms Mabley.

Quotes by Moms Mabley:

Quit it if you can’t do nothin’ with it. ~Moms Mabley
Use those brains that God put in your head. ~Moms Mabley
It’s no disgrace to be old but damn if it isn’t inconvenient. ~Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. ~Moms Mabley
[Advice to children crossing the street] Damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain’t never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley
You know Moms has been accused of liking young men and I’m guilty. ~Moms Mabley
Any time you see me with my arms around an old man, I’m holding him for the police. ~Moms Mabley
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. ~Moms Mabley
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. ~Moms Mabley
Ain’t nothin’ an ol’ man can do but bring me a message from a young one. ~Moms Mabley
I don’t want nothing old, but some old money. Buy me some young ideas. That’s what I’m gonna do with it. ~Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren’t all bad. I love ’em if nobody else does. There ain’t nothing wrong with young people. Jus’ quit lyin’ to ’em. ~Moms Mabley
Never lose your head, not even for a minute. You need your head. Your brain’s in it. ~Moms Mabley
Without that basic foundation in showmanship, an act can’t remain at the top. Half of the children nowadays don’t even know how to take a bow. ~Moms Mabley
Black women, white women; all of them. I’m colorblind. I don’t know the difference. I only know you’re a human being and you’re my children. ~Moms Mabley

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7 inspirational quotes about happiness

06/17/2021 by Roy Sutton

If I were to conduct a survey of readers on the question of happiness, I’m fairly sure that most people would say that whilst they want to be happy, they have yet to achieve that state of mind consistently.

Why is that do you think?

I think it’s because we’re always chasing what we haven’t got.

Being happy requires us to be content with what we have got. If we’re always chasing more, then by definition we can’t be content with what we’ve got, can we?

So if you want to be happy, then I think the trick is to learn to enjoy whatever it is that you’ve actually got, rather than fretting about those things that you’d like to possess but you don’t right now.

Take pleasure in the moment, whenever you can, and always look for the positives in any situation.

Happiness is a state of mind. You can choose to be happy or not.

It’s all down to the way you choose to look at the world.

You can allow things to bother you or you can say, “I’m not going to worry about stuff I can’t change, I’ll just focus on enjoying my life for what it is and make the best of it.”

Here are 7 inspirational quotes about happiness to help you think about what it all means.

Quotes about happiness:

I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself in. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition. ~Martha Washington
It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. ~Agnes Repplier
Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions. ~Dalai Lama
Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won’t have to hunt for happiness. ~William E. Gladstone
Happiness cannot be travelled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. ~Denis Waitley
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things that are beyond the power of our will. ~Epictetus
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. ~Jim Rohn

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Wisdom from India in the form of proverbs and quotes

06/16/2021 by Roy Sutton

India is a vast country with an enormous population and it’s a source of great wisdom too. Many great thinkers have been influenced by wisdom from India.

So today let’s explore some wisdom from India in the form of proverbs, sayings and quotes.

I have the greatest respect for India, its traditions and culture and I’ve learned much from Indian philosophy and thinking.

So take a few moments and reflect on some of the wisdom from one of the greatest civilisations on this planet we call Earth.

Wisdom from India (1-20):

If you can, you must. ~Bikram Choudhury
There is no hand to catch time. ~Indian Proverb
Alertness and courage are life’s shields. ~Indian Wisdom
When the flower blooms, the bees come uninvited. ~Ramakrishna
Where the needle goes, the thread follows. ~Indian Proverb
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. ~Indira Gandhi
What was hard to bear is sweet to remember. ~Indian Wisdom
Great anger is more destructive than the sword. ~Indian Wisdom
Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow but a vision. ~Indian Wisdom
Don’t bargain for fish that are still in the water. ~Indian Wisdom
Pull someone by the ears and his head will follow. ~Indian Proverb
Walking slowly, even the donkey will reach Lhasa. ~Indian Proverb
Self-belief and hard work will always earn you success. ~Virat Kohli
The eyes do not see what the mind does not want. ~Indian Wisdom
The fruit of your own hard work is the sweetest. ~Deepika Padukone
I have lanced many boils, but none pained like my own. ~Indian Proverb
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi
Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. ~Shah Rukh Khan
Let come what comes, let go what goes. See what remains. ~Ramana Maharshi
Cultivation of the mind should be the ultimate aim of human existence. ~BR Ambedkar

Wisdom from India (21-33):

They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. ~Indian Proverb
I had no shoes and complained until I saw a man who had no feet. ~Indian Wisdom
Certain things capture the eye but pursue only those that capture the heart. ~Indian Wisdom
What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. ~Salman Rushdie
Excellence endures and sustains. It goes beyond motivation into the realms of inspiration. ~Azim Premji
You can take the Indian out of the family, but you cannot take the family out of the Indian. ~Amit Kalantri
Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. ~Swami Sivananda
You sometimes forget the harm that was done to you, but never the harm you have done to others. ~Indian Wisdom
There’s nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true nobility is in being superior to your former self. ~Indian Wisdom
Happiness radiates like the fragrance from a flower and draws all good things towards you. ~Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
We are what our thoughts have made us; so take care about what you think. Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far. ~Swami Vivekananda
A man is born alone and dies alone, and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone, and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode. ~Chanakya
We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. ~Albert Einstein

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21 quotes about success that will make you think

06/15/2021 by Roy Sutton

Many people say they want to be successful but few achieve success in any meaningful way.

That said one person’s success is another person’s failure.

In fact, we all have different ideas about what constitutes success.

For some people, it’s all about owning a million-dollar mansion, whereas for others just being happy and contented would be their measure of success.

So, what does success mean to you?

There are 21 thought-provoking quotes about success in today’s post to help you reflect on what success actually means to you.

However, you choose to define success it is possible to get to where you’d like to be with effort and determination.

Just decide where you want to go and don’t stop until you get there; though not before you’ve read today’s thought-provoking quotes about success.

Not only are they thought-provoking, but I also hope you’ll find them motivating and inspirational too dear reader.

Quotes about success:

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work. ~Stephen King
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. ~Herman Cain
Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. ~Richard Branson
Victory is sweetest when you’ve known defeat. ~Malcolm S. Forbes
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny. ~Albert Ellis
You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction. ~George Lorimer
If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. ~Olin Miller
The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. ~Roy L. Smith
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. ~Lucille Ball
Success is not measured by what you accomplish, but by the opposition you have encountered, and the courage with which you have maintained the struggle against overwhelming odds. ~Orison Swett Marden
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. ~Albert Einstein
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln
Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. ~John R. Wooden
Spend eighty per cent of your time focusing on the opportunities of tomorrow rather than the problems of yesterday. ~Brian Tracy
Success means having the courage, determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be. ~George Sheehan
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. ~Benjamin Disraeli
There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed. ~Ray Goforth
Don’t wait. The time will never be just right. ~Napoleon Hill
You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. ~Clay P. Bedford
The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. ~Mark Caine
Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out. ~Robert Collier

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15 Quotes by Jay Leno that are quite amusing

06/14/2021 by Roy Sutton

Funnyman Jay Leno is one of American television’s biggest personalities and he is recognised as a major star around the world.

Born James Douglas Muir Leno in New Rochelle, New York, he’s a comedian, actor, writer and producer, as well as a television host best known for his years hosting The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992–2009.

Quick with a joke or a funny quip he always made me smile. So today I thought I’d explore some of his wit and wisdom.

And let’s face it wisdom is always at the heart of every witty quote.

So here are 15 quotes by Jay Leno to brighten your day.

Quotes by Jay Leno:

Politics is just show business for ugly people. ~Jay Leno
You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you. ~Jay Leno
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. ~Jay Leno
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? ~Jay Leno
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder. ~Jay Leno
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ~Jay Leno
People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. ~Jay Leno
New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot unless of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy. ~Jay Leno
The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. ~Jay Leno
In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously. ~Jay Leno
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza! ~Jay Leno
Magic Johnson, a former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good ‘ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. ~Jay Leno
Nineteen per cent of doctors say that they’d be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. ~Jay Leno

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15 Quotes by Marilyn Monroe to inspire you

06/13/2021 by Roy Sutton

Marilyn Monroe was a big star in her day, and much has been said and written about her since her death. Some of it was true but mostly it was just a myth.

However, despite her untimely death, the legend that is Marilyn Monroe lives on to this day. She died tragically young and in rather sad circumstances.

Nevertheless, she was much smarter than she appeared to be and many of her observations are actually quite sharp and funny.

The 15 quotes by Marilyn Monroe included here I think will prove this point.

The quotes attributed to Marilyn Monroe illustrate her grasp of what it was to be a woman in what was then very much a man’s world. In many ways for women, the life experience has changed very little, so her observations should serve as a source of inspiration for women everywhere, even now.

Here are the 15 quotes by Marilyn Monroe. I’d welcome your comments on them but not before you’ve taken a couple of minutes to enjoy them.

Quotes by Marilyn Monroe:

A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear. ~Marilyn Monroe
A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her. ~Marilyn Monroe
Always, always, always believe in yourself. Because if you don’t, then who will, sweetie? ~Marilyn Monroe
I don’t mind living in a man’s world as long as I can be a woman in it. ~Marilyn Monroe
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. ~Marilyn Monroe
I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times tough to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn Monroe
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with. ~Marilyn Monroe
I am good but not an angel. I do sin but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world, trying to find someone to love. ~Marilyn Monroe
Naturally, there are times when every woman likes to be flattered, to feel she is the most important thing in someone’s world. Only a man can paint this picture. ~Marilyn Monroe
No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they’re pretty, even if they aren’t. ~Marilyn Monroe
When it comes down to it, let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I’m already better than them anyway. ~Marilyn Monroe
You better believe when the conversation is getting shorter with you, it’s getting longer with someone else. ~Marilyn Monroe
A wise girl kisses but doesn’t love, listens but doesn’t believe, and leaves before she is left. ~Marilyn Monroe
Respect is one of life’s greatest treasures. I mean, what does it all add up to if you don’t have that? ~Marilyn Monroe
Sometimes I’ve been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties, would give me a wide berth. And the ladies would gang up in a corner to discuss my dangerous character. ~Marilyn Monroe

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21 sarcasm quotes that are the sharpest form of wit

06/12/2021 by Roy Sutton

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but I’m not so sure.

Personally, I admire a clever put-down or a few sharp words intended to put someone squarely in their place.

In today’s post, I offer you 21 sarcasm quotes that are sharp, funny and they definitely made me smile. So I hope they provide you with some ammunition next time you need it.

Unfortunately despite my research, I haven’t been able to identify the originators of these clever lines, so they remain by authors unknown. Should you be able to point me in the direction of the original authors, then I would happy to add appropriate credits and links. So please, do let me know.

These are some of the sharpest sarcasm quotes I’ve seen recently, so enjoy them all and make a mental note of the best ones for future use:-

The sharpest form of wit:

Me? Sarcastic? Never!
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and you head up your ass at the same time?
You never learn anything by doing it right.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
I’m returning your nose dear! I found it in my business.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
From the moment I saw you I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Am I free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.
I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?
Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

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