If you want to amaze people with the variety and depth of your knowledge then it’s always useful to have a few weird and funny facts at your disposal.
So here are 25 funny facts to entertain and amuse you. I found them all fascinating and I hope you do too, dear reader.
See how many of these facts you can work into your conversations today.
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Funny Facts:
- China has censored their word for censorship.
- Cows moo with regional accents.
- The female lion does 90% of the hunting.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow.
- Over 75% of people who read Fact No 4 will then try to lick their elbow.
- 50% of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
- Dolly Parton once lost out to a drag queen in a Dolly Parton look-alike contest.
- The blob of toothpaste you put on your toothbrush is called a nurdle.
- Putting in a vase will make flowers stand up straight for a week beyond when they would normally wilt.
- One-quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.
- A man once wore 60 shirts and nine pairs of jeans on a flight from China to Africa to avoid paying for excess baggage at check-in.
- There’s a village in Norway called Hell and it freezes over every winter.
- It would take 76 workdays to read every online privacy policy we agree to in an average year.
- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
- In an average lifetime, while sleeping, people will eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
- 27% of all food produced in Western nations ends up in garbage cans.
- If you went out into space, you’d explode before you’d suffocate because there’s no air pressure.
- Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
- A chip of silicon a quarter-inch square has the capacity of the original 1945 ENIAC computer, which occupied an entire city block.
- Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
- You can tell the sex of a horse by its teeth. Most males have 40, whilst females have 36.
- If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, then you’d have $1.19. You’d also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
- Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people
- Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th.
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