There are worse things than getting old. Not getting old being just one of them. Nevertheless being old is a tough gig. Like an old car, everything starts to wear out and it all seems to happen at once. That’s life unfortunately and we just have to get used to it.
The trick is to remain ‘stupid and cheerful‘ and that way you’ll experience less stress. You can try ‘smart and angry‘ if you prefer but I think you’ll find it doesn’t help improve anything.
One great way to remain cheerful is to read something amusing each day.
So today I offer you 25 amusing quotes about getting old to make you smile. Certainly, they all made me smile.
If you’re old I’m sure some of them will resonate with you. If you’re not old then enjoy your youth whilst you can. The years will pass in the blink of an eye.
Whatever your age; you’ll never have today again, so you might as well enjoy it.
Amusing quotes about getting old:
- Looking 50 is great if you’re 60. ~Joan Rivers
- Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
- No man is ever old enough to know better. ~Holbrook Jackson
- Time may be a great healer but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ~George Burns
- A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~John Barrymore
- You are only young once but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
- Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
- You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
- Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
- Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. ~George Burns
- A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘“At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” ~Claude Pepper
- You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~Bob Hope
- He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money upfront. ~George Burns
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. ~Billy Crystal
- True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut
- There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen
- As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. ~Sir Norman Wisdom
- I don’t do alcohol anymore. I can get the same effect just standing up fast. ~Author Unknown
- None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau
- Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. ~Joan Rivers
- Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
- It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ~Woody Allen
- If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. ~Author Unknown
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