25 funny quotes about life guaranteed to make you smile

funny quotes about lifeToday I’m in a philosophical mood, so I thought I’d explore some funny quotes about life. Every quote on the list I’ve curated made me smile, so I hope at least a few of them make you smile too, dear reader.

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Funny quotes about life:

  1. A wise man once said nothing.
  2. Life’s like ice cream. You must enjoy it before it melts.
  3. Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.
  4. Life’s not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
  5. I made a giant ‘To Do List’ for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it all.
  6. Borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.
  7. I know what’s around the corner. I just don’t know where the corner is.
  8. You need three bones to succeed in life. A backbone, a wishbone, and a funny bone.
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  10. Life’s hard but it’s even harder if you’re stupid.
  11. Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.
  12. Life can be summed up in three words. It goes on.
  13. Stressed spelt backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
  14. Life can be a handful. That’s why you’ve got two hands.
  15. Revenge sounds so mean. Better just to think of it as returning the favor.
  16. Life was easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
  17. There are three things a woman needs in life. Food, water, and compliments.
  18. Life’s short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  19. You may call them swear words but to me, they’re just sentence enhancers.
  20. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never seem to use it.
  21. They say you attract what you fear. Well $10 million scares the life out of me.
  22. You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
  23. You never know how much you’ve got in life until you decide to de-clutter your house.
  24. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
  25. Dear life, when I said, “Can this day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
  26. During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. When I hear a strange noise in the middle of the night I’m more open-minded.

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