30 silliest jokes ever that’ll tickle your funny bone

If you like short, witty one-line jokes, dear reader, then today I offer you some of the silliest jokes ever.

Yes, they’re corny, I admit that, but I’m confident they’ll tickle your funny bone. Children will enjoy them too.

So, take a few moments to relax and smile, and please feel free to share them all.

Silliest jokes ever (1-15):

What type of trees do plumbers plant? Toiletries.
How do horses propose? They go down on bended neigh.

Who do you call if a parrot falls off his perch? Parrot-medics.
Why did the monkey logon online? To send a chimpanzee-mail.
What happens to ducks before they grow up? They grow down.

Is it legal to marry a widow’s husband? No, because he’s dead.
What would a monster choose to eat in a restaurant? The waiter.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they’ve got two left feet.

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in anoraks.
What’s the definition of an arms race? An octopus running for a bus.
Why are barbers, such good drivers? Because they know all the shortcuts.

What’s a man’s idea of a romantic night out? A candlelit football stadium.
Why does a flamingo lift one leg? Because if it lifted both it would fall over.
Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? She wanted to post a litter.

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how it all works.

Silliest jokes ever (16-30):

How do you fix a short circuit? Lengthen it.
How do you make a moth ball? Flick its nose.

Why did the gold prospector quit his job? Things just didn’t pan out.
Why did the mathematician turn off his heating? So he could be cold and calculating.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.

How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why did the farmer make his little chicks wear ear muffs? So they wouldn’t hear any fowl language.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender responded, “For you, no charge!”

What did the vampire say just before dawn, when he saw the neck of a sleeping man? “Aaahh, breakfast in bed!”
What did Hamlet say when he went camping and lost his tent? “Tepee or not tepee? That is the question.”
Two fleas are leaving a restaurant and one says to the other, “Should we walk or take a dog?”

Did you hear about the dog that liked to eat garlic? His bark was worse than his bite.
Two large, hungry lions were wandering around Walmart and one said to the other, “It’s quiet in here, isn’t it?”
What’s the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a dentist? One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

A man walks into a bar carrying three wooden panels and four wooden posts. “You can’t bring those in here,” said the bartender. “They may cause a fence.”

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