21 Extracts from funny complaints letters to make you smile

Funny Complaints LettersUnfortunate but true, people living in social housing tend to be at the lower end of the socio-economic scale. They often have limited education, so tend to be less articulate as well. The result for local councils can be some very funny complaints letters at times.

In Britain, local councils are the focal point for the provision of social housing, and they are the main recipients for what frequently turn out to be some funny complaints letters.

To illustrate my point, here are some extracts from funny complaints letters sent to local councils in Britain. All very innocent remarks, of course, but I’m sure the housing officers receiving these letters couldn’t resist a chuckle or two.

So take a few minutes to enjoy them all.

Extracts from funny complaints letters:

  1. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
  2. It’s the dog’s mess that I find hard to swallow.
  3. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
  4. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.
  5. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
  6. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
  7. Their 18-year-old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
  8. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.
  9. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can’t get BBC2.
  10. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
  11. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.
  12. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.
  13. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it’s a funny colour and not fit to drink.
  14. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
  15. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
  16. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.
  17. The next-door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore.
  18. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and it’s now getting too much for me.
  19. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
  20. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.
  21. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

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