25 rib-tickling jokes that are laugh out loud funny

Here’s another batch of short but laugh our loud funny jokes for you dear reader. I hope they give you a few minutes of pleasure to brighten your day.

Today’s laugh out loud funny jokes:

• If I’m nobody;
• And nobody’s perfect;
• Then I must be perfect.

• Why are frogs so happy?
• They eat whatever bugs them.

• How do you befriend a squirrel?
• Act like a nut.

• Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
• Because they kept dropping their trunks.

• What do you call a pooch living in Alaska?
• A chilly dog.

• What do call you a row of bunnies moving backwards?
• A receding hare line.

• Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?
• Because he had little patients.

• What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel it’s good enough?
• Impasta syndrome.

• Would you like to hear a joke about construction?
• I’m still working on it.

• I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
  He cried and gave me a big hug.

• My wife was complaining that I never take her anywhere expensive.
• So I said, “Come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station.”

• They say 40 is the new 30
• But try telling that to a traffic cop.

• Relationships are like algebra.
• You look at your X and wonder Y.

• What did the green grape say to the purple grape!
• BREATH!

• What do you call a magic dog?
• A labracadabrador.

• You could say it was an emotional wedding.
• Even the cake was in tears.

• What do you call a deer with no eyes?
• No eye deer.

• A guy assaulted me with milk, cream and butter.
• How dairy.

• My ex-wife still misses me.
• But her aim’s improving.

• I own a pencil once owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
• Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

• People didn’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.
• So I decided to raise the bar.

• The World Tongue-Twister Champion was up before the judge in court.
• I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.

• I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
• It’s a complex complex complex.

• I hate insects puns.
• They really bug me.

• I’ve been trying to lose weight.
• But it keeps finding me.

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