If you were a fan of the US sitcom Seinfeld then you will be familiar with the name Larry David. He was the creator of that series along with Jerry Seinfeld and for me, it’s one the finest sitcoms of all time.
Lawrence Gene David, to give Larry David his full name, was born in Brooklyn, New York. He is a comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer.
Larry David was Seinfeld’s head writer and executive producer from 1989 to 1997. He subsequently gained further recognition for the sitcom series Curb Your Enthusiasm, which he also created, and he stars as a semi-fictionalized version of himself.
Here are 21 quotes by Larry David which might make you think and some might even make you smile. All are well worth a few minutes of your time.
Quotes by Larry David (1-10):
- Golf and dating don’t mix.
- You write about what you know.
- You know, I’m really not that bright.
- Women love a self-confident bald man.
- I have reservations about everything I do.
- My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.
- I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
- If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.
- Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
- I don’t like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about half an inch wide.
Quotes by Larry David (11-21):
- I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
- It’s always good to take something that’s happened in your life and make something of it comedically.
- I think that what people imagine they’re going through is much worse than what they are going through.
- Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man? There’s your diamond in the rough.
- I wanted to make a living but I really wasn’t interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
- When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
- I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
- Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible.
- I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
- I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
- I’m really only happy when I’m on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That’s what I’m all about – people and laughter.
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