13 corny jokes that will really make you smile

Life shouldn’t be serious all the time. Occasionally we all need to smile.

So my question to you today is; do you like corny jokes?

No?

Well, that’s a pity because I’ve found 13 of them that made me smile. And I hope they will make you smile too.

The source of these corny jokes is a website called Tickld which is new to me.

However, I had a very pleasant time enjoying all the funnies it had on offer.

A link to Tickld is included so take a look but not before you’ve enjoyed what I thought were some of their best corny jokes.

And here are those 13 corny jokes for you:-

Corny Jokes:

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said: Thank you.

And I said: Don’t mention it!

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

My friend said to me: What rhymes with orange?

And I said: No it doesn’t!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.

I’ve found a job helping a one-armed typist do capital letters. It’s shift work.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones. But people in Abu Dhabi do!

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

So did these corny jokes really make you smile? Were they all you hoped they’d be, dear reader?

Perhaps you feel that you could still use a good laugh?

If so. then click on the links below. You’ll find plenty of smiles to amuse you.

And if you’ve enjoyed what you’ve read then please share it all with your friends on social media.

Share the fun and everyone wins. Put a smile on someone else’s face and you’ve done your good deed for the day

And if you’d like to see what else Tickld has to offer, just CLICK HERE.