30 sarcasm examples that’ll really make you smile

Irony, wit and sarcastic responses are always well-received by readers.

So today I offer 30 more sarcasm examples that you can add to your ammunition stockpile. They will make you smile too.

Enjoy them all and if you have any of your own then please add them to the comments. I’d love to hear from you and I’m sure other readers would too.

Sarcasm examples:

1. Are you talking to me or chewing a brick?
2. You’ve got a face only a mother could love.
3. You’re about as pleasant as colonic irrigation.
4. Why don’t you go sit on the rough end of a pineapple?
5. If I appear to be disinterested that’s because I am.
6. I didn’t ask for your advice, so why would you assume I need it?
7. Dressed like that I’m guessing you’re off to a loud shirt party?
8. What’s the matter with you? You’ve got a face on you like a wet weekend.
9. Am I a bitch or just a girl who’s looking after her own interests and takes no crap from anyone? You may not like it but it works for me. So suck it up buttercup.
10. I appreciate you giving me this opportunity for a lengthy exchange of ideas but I’m busy. So please just go away.
11. I get it that life has been unfair to you and that you’re not happy but why’s that my problem?
12. When you say ‘ad hoc’ does that mean I can do it as necessary or were you just trying to impress me with your knowledge of Latin?
13. When you suggest ‘I’m just biased’ does that mean deep down you think I may actually have a point but you don’t want to admit it?
14. Listen buddy I can sell you a drink but I can’t offer you solutions to your problems. I’m a bartender not a psychotherapist.
15. You keep saying that money’s not important but I’d love to see how long you can live without it.
16. What have you done to your hair? It looks like it’s been cut with a knife and fork.
17. You know you’re old when you receive a welcome letter from AARP which serves only to remind you that you’re not quite dead yet.
18. It may be moderately challenging but let’s face it, it’s not rocket science is it?
19. That’s an interesting idea. Why don’t you put it in the Suggestion Box and I’ll be sure to ignore it.
20. So life was so much better back in your day? Well whoop-dee-doo. The rest of us are so pleased for you, NOT.
21. It was a joke. We used to tell them to each other before everyone was so easily offended.
22. Just because you work hard you shouldn’t assume your efforts will be appreciated. What did you expect? Applause?
23. You do realize that feeling that everyone’s out to get you may not just be a feeling?
24. Yes I received your email and I ignored it like every other message I have in my Inbox. I’ve actually got work to do.
25. Referring to yourself as a professional is not for me a guarantee that you’ll have any significant level of competence.
26. One day you’ll realize that behaving like a total dick was not a good idea and it doesn’t impress anyone.
27. ‘Have a nice day’ is something you say but in my experience rarely is it something you mean.
28. You’re not old. Chronologically challenged, yes! But there’s a bit more life in you yet.
29. If you don’t feel that this job is worthy of your talents then you can always quit and go spend more time with your ego.
30. Being a perfectionist will make you the worst kind of boss in the world. On the upside it’ll also make you the best kind of sexual partner. So it’s not all bad.

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