Do you enjoy corny jokes, dear reader? Well, I do and whenever I hear them, I make a note of them in my journal. Today I thought I share a few of them with you.
Here are 15 corny jokes, which I hope will make you smile. If they don’t make you smile then I’m sure a few of them will appeal to the kids in your life, and your friends too.
So take a few moments to enjoy them all and share them with your kids and/or your friends.
Corny Jokes:
- For what was Camelot famous? It’s knight life.
- What was Noah’s profession? He was an ark-itect.
- How did the yeti feel when he had flu? Abominable.
- Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.
- A skeleton walks into a bar in Manhattan and says to the bartender, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
- What do you get if you cross a dog with a chicken? Pooched eggs.
- Which cake lives in a cathedral in Paris? The flapjack of Notre Dame.
- What do you get if you cross a vampire with a plumber? A drain in the neck.
- What do you get if you cross a chicken with some cement? A bricklayer.
- Why are eggs overrated? Because they’re not all they’re cracked up to be.
- What’s the difference between a dog with fleas and a bored guest? One’s going to itch and the other’s itching to go.
- What’s the difference between a football and a duck? You’ll find one in a huddle and the other in a puddle.
- Which cake is served in Heaven? Angel cake.
- What game does a wizard octopus love to play? Squidditch.
- What did the lovesick cyclops say to his sweetheart? You’re the one-eye adore.
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