Kids love silly jokes, and quite a few adults do too, including me. Whenever I hear silly jokes, I always make a note of them in my journal. Well, they’re always useful for breaking the ice at dinner parties, if nothing else.
Anyway, today I thought I’d trawl through my journal and put together a collection of some of the best silly jokes just for you, dear reader. I hope you enjoy them all.
Certainly, I did, both the first time around and on reviewing them now.
Yes, they’re all very silly but they’re guaranteed to make your kids smile.
Silly Jokes:
- Why did the ant elope?
- Nobody gnu
- Why do skunks argue?
- They like to kick up a stink
- How do you arrest a pig?
- Put it in ham cuffs
- Why do horses look sad?
- They have long faces
- Why do coyotes call at night?
- The rates are cheaper
- What animal never gets wet?
- An umbrellephant
- What makes a chicken blush?
- Henbarrassment
- In what key does a cow sing?
- Beef flat
- Why don’t anteaters get sick?
- They’re full of antibodies
- How do rodents keep their breath fresh?
- Using mousewash
- What did the parrot say to the spaniel?
- I’m a cocker too
- How do you eat an elephant?
- One bite at a time
- What sound does a space turkey make?
- Hubble, Hubble, Hubble
- Why are giraffes brave?
- Because they’re always sticking their next out
- How many skunks does it take to stink out a room?
- A phew
- How does a dolphin make a decision?
- Flipper coin
- How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
- You get a buzzy tone
- What’s even better than the cat’s whiskers?
- The bee’s knees
- What happened when two American stoats got married?
- They became the United Stoats of America
- What do you get from a chicken who’s been drinking whisky?
- Scotch eggs
- What’s goes through a fly’s mind on impact with your windscreen?
- Its ass
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