31 jokes for children that will make you smile too

JOKES FOR CHILDRENLooking for some jokes for children, dear reader?

Like adults, children love to laugh and telling jokes to children is a great way to bond with them.

So today I’ve put together some very silly jokes that will really appeal to the children in your life, particularly younger children.

Take five minutes to enjoy these jokes and share them with the kids in your life.

Jokes for children (1-10):

  1. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
  2. Why don’t male ants sink? They’re buoy-ant.
  3. What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
  4. Where does Batman go to the toilet? The batroom.
  5. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse.
  6. How do oceans say hello to each other? They wave.
  7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
  8. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
  9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  10. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

Jokes for children (11-20):

  1. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
  2. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie.
  3. Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything!
  4. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
  5. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  6. What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
  7. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
  8. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
  9. What did one tomato say to the other? You go on ahead and I’ll ketchup.
  10. Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.

Jokes for children (21-31):

  1. Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.
  2. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
  3. Why did it get so hot in the ballpark after the game? All of the fans left.
  4. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
  5. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
  6. Why are ghosts, such bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
  7. Why aren’t koalas actually bears? Because they don’t have the koalafications.
  8. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They both got six months each.
  9. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings? Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.
  10. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
  11. Did you hear about the dog that ate all the Scrabble tiles? He kept leaving little messages all over the house.

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