29 hilarious jokes for 10-year-olds that’ll amuse adults too

Jokes for 10-year-oldsThere’s an inner child in all of us. If you love childish jokes then here are 29 hilarious jokes for 10-year-olds that I’m confident will amuse a lot of adults too.

Enjoy them all and then pass them on to the children in your life.

Jokes for 10-year-olds:

  1. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
  2. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
  3. Where do you manufacture average things? A satisfactory.
  4. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
  5. I broke my finger last week but, on the other hand, I’m fine.
  6. What sits at the bottom of the sea twitching? A nervous wreck.
  7. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
  8. What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
  9. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? Well, the flag’s a big plus.
  10. Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
  11. No one is completely useless. We can always serve as a warning to others.
  12. Why don’t math majors go to parties? Because they don’t drink and derive.
  13. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
  14. A parachute isn’t essential for skydiving, unless you want to go skydiving twice.
  15. Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
  16. You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn’t come home, it was only a pigeon.
  17. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
  18. Jokes for 10-year-oldsWhat do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t really matter because it’s not going to come to you anyway.
  19. My girlfriend accused me of being immature, so I told her she couldn’t play with my toys anymore.
  20. Women used to call me ugly until they realised how much I earn. Now they call me ugly and poor.
  21. What did Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes; the worst of thymes.
  22. What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a gift? Thanks, I’ll never part with that.”
  23. Verdana, Arial and Times New Roman walked into a bar and the bartender shouts, “Sorry but we don’t serve your type!”
  24. I saw a guy spill his Scrabble game all over the sidewalk and I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
  25. A Roman legionnaire walked into a bar, holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, “Five beers please.”
  26. A woman in labor suddenly started shouting, “Couldn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t, didn’t, can’t, won’t ………” The doctor smiled and said, “Don’t worry mam, they’re just contractions.”
  27. A woman says, “Help me, doctor, I’m addicted to Twitter.” The doctor smiled and said, “I’m sorry, I’m not following you.”
  28. The Preacher said to John, “Come forth and you’ll receive eternal life.” Unfortunately, John came fifth but he did win a year’s supply of Todd’s Snickerdoodles.
  29. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a vodka and ………..Coke please.” The bartender says, “Why the big pause?” The bear shrugs and says, “I don’t know, I was born with them.”

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