Once again I’ve been surfing the Internet looking for humor and smiles.
On this occasion I was looking for cheesy jokes.
So here are 17 cheesy jokes I found that should make you smile today I hope.
Unfortunately I couldn’t identify the authors but should you be one of them please let me know and I will add a suitable credit and link to your work.
Cheesy jokes:
- What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
- UCLA
- Which US State has the smallest soft drinks?
- Mini-soda
- Where do pencils go for vacation?
- Pencil-vania
- What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
- A loose Canon
- What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
- A Bagel
- Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
- The Old Volks home!
What did the fisherman say to the magician? - Pick a cod, any cod!
- Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
- Because he was on a roll
- Why did the poor man sell yeast?
- To raise some dough
- How do snails fight?
- They slug it out
- Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
- Because he wanted to see time fly!
- What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
- I just love baskin’ robins
- What do lawyers wear to court?
- Lawsuits!
- Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
- He wanted cold hard cash!
- What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
- I don’t know and I don’t care.
- How does NASA organize a party?
- They planet
- What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
- Quattro Sinko
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