17 cheesy jokes guaranteed to raise a smile

Once again I’ve been surfing the Internet looking for humor and smiles.

On this occasion I was looking for cheesy jokes.

So here are 17 cheesy jokes I found that should make you smile today I hope.

Unfortunately I couldn’t identify the authors but should you be one of them please let me know and I will add a suitable credit and link to your work.

• What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? 
• UCLA 

• Which US State has the smallest soft drinks? 
• Mini-soda 

• Where do pencils go for vacation? 
• Pencil-vania

• What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
• A loose Canon

• What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? 
• A Bagel 

• Where do Volkswagens go when they get old? 
• The Old Volks home!

• What did the fisherman say to the magician? 
• Pick a cod, any cod!

• Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
• Because he was on a roll 

• Why did the poor man sell yeast? 
• To raise some dough

• How do snails fight? 
• They slug it out

• Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? 
• Because he wanted to see time fly! 

• What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun? 
• I just love baskin’ robins

• What do lawyers wear to court? 
• Lawsuits! 

• Why did the man put his money in the freezer? 
• He wanted cold hard cash!

• What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? 
• I don’t know and I don’t care. 

• How does NASA organize a party?
• They planet

• What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand? 
• Quattro Sinko 

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