15 Quotes by Jay Leno


Quotes by Jay LenoFunny man Jay Leno is one of American television’s biggest personalities and he is recognised as a major star around the world.

Born James Douglas Muir Leno in New Rochelle, New York, he’s a comedian, actor, writer and producer, as well as a television host best known for his years hosting The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992–2009.

Quick with a joke or a funny quip he always made me smile. So today I thought I’d explore some of his wit and wisdom.

And let’s face it wisdom is always at the heart of every witty quote.

So here are 15 quotes by Jay Leno to brighten your day.

Quotes by Jay Leno:

  1. Politics is just show business for ugly people. ~Jay Leno
  2. You’re not famous until my mother has heard of you. ~Jay Leno
  3. You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. ~Jay Leno
  4. Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? ~Jay Leno
  5. I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you’re not the best, so you should work a little harder. ~Jay Leno
  6. The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. ~Jay Leno
  7. People don’t mind if you have a lot of money if they know you’re working for it. ~Jay Leno
  8. New Year’s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot, unless of course those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
  9. If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy. ~Jay Leno
  10. The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. ~Jay Leno
  11. In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we’re doing anonymously. ~Jay Leno
  12. If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
  13. For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn’t that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you’re average – hey, let’s get a pizza! ~Jay Leno
  14. Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good ‘ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers. ~Jay Leno
  15. Nineteen percent of doctors say that they’d be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. ~Jay Leno

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