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The 30 best bitchy comments that’ll make you smile

08/01/2025 by Roy Sutton

Ladies, do you ever find yourself in need of some bitchy comments?

Gentlemen, do you need a quiver full of little arrows to pierce even the hardest heart?

Having the right comment to respond on those occasions when you need to put someone firmly in their place?

For those occasions when you need to send out a message that says, You mess with me at your peril.

Well, here are 30 great bitchy comments, all of which made me smile.

Bitchy Comments:

You’re wearing that dress for a bet, surely?
She’s not a drinker, but she certainly likes a whine.
I don’t need your drama. Go bother someone else.
Hey, Balls just called. They want you to grow a pair.
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you right now.
I’m not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
There are two things I dislike about you, girl. Your face!
Yes, I am crazy, and you’d be unwise to mess with crazy.
Being opinionated is not the same as being informed, dear.
OMG! She’s really been hit with the ugly stick, hasn’t she?
Nice dress! Where did you buy it, Dick’s Sporting Goods?
I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you’re the full cactus.
I try to see the best in people, but you certainly make it hard.
You’re upset with me? So what! I don’t exist just to please you.
I may have multiple personalities, but none of them like you.
Oh, there’s a new man in your life. Does he still have his own hair?
If you want to lose weight quickly, you could always shave your legs.
What you think of me can’t be half as bad as my opinion of you.
I’d say something complimentary about you, but I’m not that dishonest.
I don’t hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.
You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think.
I’m as nice as the next girl until life forces me to unleash the Bitch.
You remind me of a penny. Two-faced and not worth much.
I’d beat you with a hammer, but you’re not worth the jail time.
You’re such a fake. I’m guessing you were made in China.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your comprehension.
Feel free to judge me when you’re perfect. Oh, that would be never then.
No, I didn’t intend to offend you. That was just a bonus for which I’m grateful.
Don’t hate me because I’m attractive. Hate me because my bxxbs are bigger than yours.
Leave sarcasm to the professionals, sweetie. You’ll get hurt if you play with fire.

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27 Quotes by Nelson Mandela guaranteed to inspire you

07/31/2025 by Roy Sutton

As he was one of the most influential people of the 20^th century, I thought it would be interesting to explore some quotes by Nelson Mandela.

The late Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela was well-known as a South African anti-apartheid activist, political leader, and philanthropist who served as the president of South Africa from 1994 to 1999.

He was South Africa’s first Black head of state and the first elected in a fully representative democratic election.

He achieved his goals through his strength of character, an unshakeable conviction, and a willingness to forgive past wrongs. In his years as president, his approach was that of a forward-looking, consensus-oriented politician working for the greater good.

History will judge the degree to which he was successful, but undoubtedly, he was a man who made a major impact on history.

So, here are 27 quotes by Nelson Mandela that I think are guaranteed to inspire you.

Enjoy them all, and please feel free to pass them on.

Quotes by Nelson Mandela (1-10):

Forget the past.
There is no such thing as part freedom.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.
Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all.
I dream of an Africa which is at peace with itself.
Money won’t create success, the freedom to make it will.
No country can really develop unless its citizens are educated.
Courageous people do not fear forgiving, for the sake of peace.
Only free men can negotiate. A prisoner cannot enter into contracts.
A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.

Quotes by Nelson Mandela (11-20):

To deny people their human rights is to challenge their very humanity.
Let freedom reign. The sun never set on so glorious a human achievement.
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb.
It is wise to persuade people to do things and make them think it was their own idea.
I stand here before you not as a prophet, but as a humble servant of you, the people.
There can be no keener revelation of a society’s soul than the way in which it treats its children.
As long as poverty, injustice and gross inequality persist in our world, none of us can truly rest.
I was not a messiah, but an ordinary man who had become a leader because of extraordinary circumstances.
If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.

Quotes by Nelson Mandela (21-27):

There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
For to be free is not merely to cast off one’s chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.
There is no easy walk to freedom anywhere, and many of us will have to pass through the valley of the shadow of death again and again before we reach the mountaintop of our desires.
Without education, your children can never really meet the challenges they will face. So it’s very important to give children education and explain that they should play a role for their country.

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25 Quotes by Confucius to guide you in life

07/30/2025 by Roy Sutton

Today, I am exploring quotes by Confucius.

Confucius was a Chinese teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher, believed to have been born around 551 BC.

Even though we cannot truly be sure whether he genuinely existed at all, it is as a philosopher that he’s best remembered.

Those words of wisdom, credited to Confucius, continue to enlighten us, and his quotes read like a guide to life.

So today, I offer you 25 quotes by Confucius, which will help shed a little light on this otherwise dark world in which we live.

Read Confucius over and over, and in time you will be enlightened, I am sure.

So take a few moments and let these quotes by Confucius be your guide.

Quotes by Confucius (1-10):

Have no friends who are not your equal.
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
Silence is a true friend who never betrays.
Forget injuries, but never forget kindnesses.
Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues.
Respect yourself, and others will respect you.
When anger rises, think of the consequences.
Study the past if you are to define the future.
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

Quotes by Confucius (11-20):

Life is simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.
A superior man is modest in speech but exceeds in actions.
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
To know what you know and what you do not know is true knowledge.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.

Quotes by Confucius (21-25):

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation, there is sure to be failure.
The will to win, the desire to succeed, and the urge to reach your full potential, are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
It is easy to hate, and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.

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5 very funny jokes to get you smiling a little

07/29/2025 by Roy Sutton

Laughter is always the best medicine, and it’s a great way to lift yourself if you’re feeling down. So, here are five very funny jokes to brighten your day.

I’m confident that you will enjoy them all, dear reader.

So take an unofficial break, enjoy them all, and please, feel free to pass them on.

Very Funny Jokes:

1. Store policy:

The store manager overheard her sales assistant saying to an elderly customer, “No mam, we haven’t had any for some weeks now, and it doesn’t look like we’ll be getting any soon.”

Alarmed by what she’d heard, the store manager rushed over to the elderly lady as she was leaving the store and said, “Mam, I am so sorry; the information you were given was incorrect. We will actually have some very soon. We’ve placed an order today.”

The elderly lady gave the store manager a slightly puzzled look, but then just smiled and left the store.

The store manager then walked back over to her sales assistant and said very sternly, “You must never say that we don’t have something. If we don’t have it, say we have it on order and we expect it any day. Do you understand me?”

“Yes, mam!” responded the sales assistant.

“So what was it the old lady was asking for?” asked the store manager.

“Rain”, responded her sales assistant.

2. Bad news:

Dan went to his physician for his annual check-up.

However, he was shocked when his doctor said to him, “I’m afraid you’ve only got three weeks to live.”

“Are you sure?” said Dan, “I feel fine. Isn’t there anything that can be done?”

“Well,” said his doctor, “you could try taking a mud bath each day.”

“Will that cure me?” asked Dan.

“No, but it’ll get you used to the dirt,” responded the physician.

3. Generational divide:

Jill and Frank are a young couple who have just gotten married, and they are on their honeymoon in Majorca.

They are on an all-inclusive package holiday, and when they arrive in the hotel restaurant for dinner, they are seated with an elderly couple who are celebrating their 60^th wedding anniversary.

Throughout dinner, the old man keeps referring to his wife as honey, or sweetie pie, and a few other terms of endearment.

As they are enjoying a liqueur at the end of the meal, Jill says to the elderly couple, “I am so impressed. I hope that if Frank and I make it to our 60^th anniversary, he’ll still be calling me sweetie pie.”

The old man smiled and said, “To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 20 years ago.”

4. The parking ticket:

Let me tell you a story about something that happened last week. My wife and I went into town to do some shopping. We came out of a store only to see a cop writing out a parking ticket.

Naturally, I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?“

Well, he just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

As he completed the ticket and was putting it on the windshield, I called him a “schmuck.”

Well, he just glared at me and then started writing another ticket, this time for having worn-out tires.

As he completed that ticket, my wife called him a “jerk.”

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we called him offensive names, the more tickets he wrote. Having slapped the last one on the windshield, he then started walking away with a smirk on his face.

Just then, our bus arrived, so we got on it and went home.

Moral of the Story: When you’re retired, you must look for ways to have a little fun each day.

5. Embarrassing situations:

By nature, Jason was intelligent but a bit shy. One day, he went into a bar, and he saw a stunningly attractive woman sitting alone at a table drinking a white-wine spritzer.

Jason couldn’t take his eyes off this woman, and eventually, he plucked up the courage to walk across and speak to her.

“Hello, I’m Jason. Would you mind if I sat with you and chatted for a while?” asked Jason quietly but politely.

The woman responded by yelling at the top of her voice, “No! I will not sleep with you tonight!”

Jason blushed, beetroot red with embarrassment, and everyone in the bar looked over to see what was happening.

So he walked back over to the counter where he’d been sitting, reflecting on how he might have handled the situation and intending to leave the bar as soon as he’d finished his drink.

However, a couple of minutes later, the attractive woman walked over to him and apologised.

“I’m sorry,” she said. “I’m a PhD student at Harvard, and I’m researching how people respond in embarrassing situations.”

To which Jason responded, yelling loudly at the top of his voice, “What do you mean you charge three hundred dollars minimum?”

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5 funny jokes to cheer up a friend and make you smile

07/29/2025 by Roy Sutton

If you’re looking for some funny jokes to cheer up a friend, then how about these five I have on offer today?

I’ve told them to a few people recently, and the responses have all been positive.

By positive, I mean laughter has followed.

So enjoy them all, and feel free to share them with your friends.

Funny jokes to cheer up a friend:

1. The new store on Main Street:

Jerry and Mike were two young businessmen who were setting up a new store on Main Street.

The store wasn’t quite ready for opening yet, but at least all the shelves were now set up and located in their proper places.

They’d had a hectic morning setting up those shelves, so they were now taking a well-earned break.

As they surveyed the results of all their hard work, Jerry said, “I’ll bet you any minute now someone will walk by, put their face to the window, and then ask what we’re selling.”

Mike smiled, but before he could respond, a little old lady was peering through the glass. In a soft voice, she said, “What are you selling here?”

Well, Jerry couldn’t resist a sarcastic response.

“We’re selling schmucks,” he said.

Right back at him, the little old lady responded, “You’re doing well then. You’ve only got two left!”

2. The geek and the frog:

A geek is having his lunch on campus. It’s a beautiful spring day, so the geek is sitting on the grass outside the college building, brown bag in hand.

There’s a fountain close by, and as he’s enjoying a sandwich, suddenly a frog hops from the water and straight over to speak to the geek.

“Hello,” says the frog. “Thank goodness you’re here. I’m a beautiful princess, but the wicked witch has cursed me. A kiss from you will break the spell. If you could do that for me, I’ll be ever so grateful.”

The geek stares at the frog momentarily, then picks it up without saying a word and puts it in his pocket. Having finished his lunch, he then gets up and heads back towards the college building.

The frog can’t believe what’s happening.

“Hey, did you hear me?” the frog asks. “Kiss me, and you’ll have your beautiful princess.”

The geek pats the frog on the head and begins to whistle.

The frog is starting to get a little concerned.

“Please, help me,” says the frog. “I don’t want to remain a frog. I want to be the princess I once was. If you kiss me, I’ll marry you. Then you’ll be royalty, and you will lead a charmed life for as long as you live.”

“Look, froggy,” says the geek. “I’m a computer software geek. I wouldn’t know what to do with a girlfriend. However, a talking frog? Now, that’s cool.”

3. The affair:

A wealthy, married businessman from New York had been having an affair with an attractive Italian woman for a few months.

One night, during their regular rendezvous in Manhattan, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

For him, this was a significant problem, both in terms of the potential reputational damage and the risk of a costly divorce.

So, he paid her a large sum of money and a regular monthly allowance on the condition that she would return to Italy to have the child.

He also promised her that if she stayed in Italy, he would pay her child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed to this proposal, but then wondered how she could let him know when the baby was born.

“We’ll have to use a code,” said the man. “To keep it discreet, send me a postcard when the baby is born. And to confirm the baby’s birth, write Spaghetti on the back.”

Nine months later, the wealthy businessman arrived home to find his wife looking very confused.

“Honey,” she said, “you’ve received a very odd postcard today.”

“Let me look,” he said.

His wife handed him the postcard and watched as he read it. He looked surprised and quickly turned white, then red, before he fainted.

On the postcard was written, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.“

4. The baptism:

A drunken guy stumbles across a baptismal service one Sunday afternoon down by the river.

He walks into the water and stands next to the preacher. The preacher notices the drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?“

The drunk looks at him and says, “Yes, preacher, I am.”

The minister dunks the guy underwater and pulls him right back up.

“Have you found Jesus?” asks the preacher.

“No, sir, I haven’t!” said the drunk.

The preacher dunks him under the water a second time for a more extended period, then brings him up and says, “Now, my friend, have you found Jesus?“

“No, sir, I haven’t,” the drunk responds.

Frustrated, the preacher holds the man under for a full minute this time before bringing him back to the surface. He says to him in a harsh tone, “My God, sir, have you found Jesus yet?“

The drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?“

5. The flying experience:

Boarding was now complete on Flight 205, and all passengers were seated, awaiting the pilot and co-pilot.

The pilot and co-pilot arrive, and as they climb the steps to the plane, passengers notice that they’re both wearing dark glasses and both have long white sticks. They both appear to be blind, as they’re using the sticks to feel their way up the steps.

Well, naturally, the passengers start to freak out as they watch them struggle to find their way into the cockpit with the help of the cabin crew.

The cabin crew then prepare for departure, as if everything is normal, carrying out their final checks and so on.

Quickly, as it now all appears normal, the passengers start to calm down. They assume the pilot and co-pilot must have been joking at their expense.

Eventually, the plane moves off the stand, and within minutes, it is cleared for takeoff.

The plane is now racing down the runway.

At the end of the airport runway, a very steep cliff falls away into the open sea.

As the plane speeds down the runway, there’s no sign of lift-off, and the cliff edge is getting closer and closer by the second.

The passengers start screaming in panic, but then, suddenly, the plane is airborne, and calm returns once again.

In the cockpit at this moment, the pilot says to the co-pilot, “You know, one of these days, the passengers won’t scream early enough, and we’re all going to die.”

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29 examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult

07/27/2025 by Roy Sutton

Examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult don’t always spring readily to mind, do they? Well, not to me anyway.

Have you ever had that experience where someone tests your patience and you wish you had the right witty insult on the tip of your tongue, ready to let them know that you’re not someone who will suffer fools for very long?

It’s always helpful to have a stock of sarcastic responses ready to hand for such occasions.

So for today’s post, I offer you 29 examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult.

I hope at least one or two of them will also bring a smile to your face.

And of course, I hope these provide you with some ammunition next time you need it.

29 examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult

Examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult (1-15):

Do I know who you are? Why? Don’t you?
Clearly, wit is a skill you’ve yet to master.
Would it really hurt to smile occasionally?
If your aim was to irritate me, then your plan is working so far.
You’re confusing me with someone who cares about what you think?
I’m not sarcastic; I’m just allergic to stupid.
Take your time, buddy; it’s not like the rest of us have anything else to do.
That you’ve survived this long without a brain is a miracle of modern science.
Now, who might you be, and why should it matter to me?
You’re wearing that shirt as part of a ‘get noticed’ strategy, aren’t you?
Oh, you were talking to me? I’m sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.
Listen, tiger, if you’re trying to impress me, it’ll take more than a vanilla latte with a blueberry muffin on the side.
I’m sure your mother thinks you’re important, but guess what? The rest of the world doesn’t agree.
Your disdain for your customers suggests you’d be wise to consider an alternative line of work.
Some people have genuine talent, and then there are deluded people like you.

Examples of sarcasm for when you need a witty insult (16-29):

I may have had too much to drink, mam, but tomorrow I’ll be sober, and you’ll still be ugly.
$10 for an iced tea with a twist and a little umbrella? I just wanted a drink; I wasn’t trying to purchase the entire bar.
Were you born a pain in the ass, or have you had special training?
You’ve got a face on you like you’ve been sucking sour lemons for a week.
If you’re nice to other people, you might find they’ll be a bit more agreeable with you. Try it, the results might surprise you.
Clearly, you’re bereft of talent, but I admire your willingness to have a go anyway.
If your aim was to insult me, you’ll need to do a lot better than that, buddy.
There’s nothing like exceptional customer service, and that was nothing like exceptional customer service.
Regardless of what you seem to think, being polite to people hasn’t gone out of fashion.
Well, we’ve now established that you can be stupid when you want to be. So, what else are you good at?
So, you’ve got a few qualifications. That just means you’re quite good at remembering stuff. So what?
Have you ever thought of getting a personality transplant? Certainly, the one you’ve got now is not helping your cause.
I didn’t say you were overweight, but you’re certainly taking bloating to a whole new level.
I wouldn’t say you’re slow as such, but you do give the impression that you’re a nickel short of a dime.

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How to deal with criticism in the workplace

07/27/2025 by Roy Sutton

Today’s theme is how to deal with criticism in the workplace.

Have you ever had a problem dealing with criticism in the workplace, dear reader?

If you have, you’re not alone.

HOW TO DEAL WITH CRITICISM IN THE WORKPLACE

How to deal with criticism in the workplace:

Most of us can be a little sensitive when we’re criticized by other people, particularly in the workplace. That’s natural, and I struggle with it just as much as the next person.

However, over the years, I’ve learned that criticism comes in two types, as follows:

Constructive criticism; and
Destructive criticism

What’s the difference?

People who offer constructive criticism are genuinely trying to help, even if that isn’t immediately obvious.

However, just because they’re trying to help doesn’t necessarily mean they’re right about what they’re saying. I’ll get back to that point shortly.

When you’re subjected to destructive criticism, then someone is just having a go at you. To hurt you, for whatever reason.

That may be to bolster their ego, or they may not like you very much and therefore cannot resist the temptation to belittle you or make you feel generally uncomfortable.

Remember, some people derive pleasure from others’ discomfort and therefore enjoy taking a dig at them when the opportunity arises. These are the haters and the trolls. They exist in the workplace, as well as on social media.

How to deal with constructive criticism:

When you’re on the receiving end of criticism, don’t take any of it personally. Remember, you’re bigger than that.

Just remain calm, listen to what’s being said, consider the person saying it, and, of course, the rationale behind their comment.

As you absorb what has been said to you, ask yourself this question:

“Is this person being constructive or destructive?”

If you feel they’re being constructive in offering their comment, then the next question to ask yourself is, “Do they have a fair point?”

In answering that question, you must be honest with yourself.

Remember, it’s a sign of maturity when you can acknowledge your inexperience and mistakes.

And you can’t learn from your mistakes unless you recognize them first.

So if, after careful reflection, you feel that they do have a fair point, then take it on board and use it as a learning opportunity.

At this point, thank your critic for the feedback and decide how you might use it to improve and be better at what you do.

You might even ask your critic for suggestions if you think they can help you.

Even constructive critics are not always right:

Not every self-appointed critic has a universal monopoly on know-how and common sense, however well-intentioned they may be. Even so-called experts occasionally get things wrong.

So, in reflecting on any constructive criticism offered, your conclusion might be that they don’t have a fair point. And as long as you’re being honest with yourself, it’s perfectly reasonable to say, “You know what? I think they’re wrong.”

If that’s the case, then be polite, thank them for their feedback, and agree to disagree if necessary.

Accept that they offered their comment in good faith and that their intentions were honorable, but move on without any sense of feeling hurt just because someone had the temerity to question your approach.

They’re entitled to their opinion, but you don’t have to accept it.

How to deal with destructive criticism:

If someone is attempting to be destructive in their criticism, then don’t rise to the bait. Just smile politely and move on.

Do not give anyone the satisfaction of a reaction or signs that they’ve gotten to you. That’s the oxygen on which they feed. It’s the dopamine hit they crave.

You’re better than that, so don’t allow yourself to get drawn into their game. They’re unworthy of a reaction or any of your emotional energy.

And never allow such people to chip away at your self-esteem.

That’s what they’re trying to do, so know that, and as you’re smiling, say to yourself, “I’m better than you, and your attempt to have a go at me won’t get you anywhere. So stop wasting your time and mine.“

Conclusion:

Recognize that criticism has two forms. Either way, never take any of it personally, even if you suspect your critic is being personal.

If your critic is being constructive, then be honest with yourself and question whether they have a valid point. If they do have a point, then you must learn from it.

If your critic is being destructive, then do not give them the satisfaction of a reaction. Just smile and move on.

If you’re unsure whether they’re being constructive or destructive, give them the benefit of the doubt, assume they’re being constructive, and act accordingly.

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Brian Tracy: Habits of success anyone can learn

07/26/2025 by Roy Sutton

Today’s theme is the habits of success.

To achieve success, you must develop good habits. That’s a reasonable statement, don’t you think, dear reader?

However, what habits should they be? That’s not so easy to answer, I hear you say.

Well, fear not; in the video included here, Brian Tracy presents some interesting ideas on the habits of success.

I admire Brian Tracy, and I listen to his audio programs frequently in my car.

In my opinion, Brian Tracy is always excellent and always full of wise words and sound advice.

And I can tell you that this video is well worth your time.

Let Brian tell you more about the habits he believes are consistent with achieving success. Please take a few minutes out of your schedule, as you will find it well worth the investment of your time.

Remember: To be successful at whatever pursuit you choose, it must matter to you. It must really, really matter, to the point of obsession. Success doesn’t happen by accident. It’s the result of dedication, focus, and a willingness to do whatever it takes.

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21 Amusing Quotes by David Brent

07/25/2025 by Roy Sutton

If Ricky Gervais’s monologue at the Golden Globes 2020 made you cringe, then take a look at some quotes by his alter ego, David Brent. These are even more memorable.

Who could forget the cringe-worthy David Brent from the original UK version of the situation comedy The Office?

When it first hit our screens The Office was original and very funny.

Here are 21 quotes by David Brent to remind you of just what a clever comic creation he was at the time.

These quotes made me smile, and I hope they make you smile too, dear reader.

21 Quotes by David Brent (1-10):

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.
A good idea is a good idea forever.
There may be no ‘I’ in team but there’s a ‘ME’ if you look hard enough.
A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else’s?
Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b****** with a torch bringing me more work.
If at first, you don’t succeed, remove all evidence that you ever tried.
If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab them in the back.
If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation.

21 Quotes by David Brent (11-21):

If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes, make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
Make good use of your cylindrical filing unit, the one you mainly keep under your desk.
Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.
Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.
Statistics are like a lamp post to a drunken man, more for leaning on than illumination.
What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in wintertime he’s got something to eat, and he won’t die. So, collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts.
I’m a friend first. Boss second. Probably entertainer third.
If you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain. Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton! And people say she’s just a pair of t***.
David Brent is refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility.
On a more positive note, the good news is, I’ve been promoted ……. you’re still thinking about the bad news, aren’t you?
I couldn’t come out and go, I’ve got some bad news and some irrelevant news.

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How to turn your yearly income into your monthly income

07/25/2025 by Roy Sutton

Would you like to learn how to turn your yearly income into your monthly income?

Perhaps you are one of those people who feel you should be earning more than you do.

To have enough money to enjoy the lifestyle you’d love?

You’d like a higher income, but you’re unsure how to achieve it.

Perhaps you feel that big money never flows to people like you.

A natural assumption, possibly, but it’s wrong.

With the right approach, you too can have significantly more money than you have now. Yes, you can become truly wealthy.

The question is, where do you begin?

You can start by understanding the Law of Compensation. In the video included here, the self-help guru Bob Proctor explains that income is earned according to the Law of Compensation.

How to turn your yearly income into your monthly income:

The Law of Compensation:

Bob explains that the Law of Compensation states that the amount of money you earn will always be in exact ratio to the following three points, namely:

The NEED for what you do.
Your ABILITY to do it.
The DIFFICULTY there would be in REPLACING YOU.

Now you have no control over points 1 and 3, so you must concentrate on point number 2.

You must constantly hone your skills and become a master of whatever you do.

That said, becoming a master of what you do is only part of the solution.

To earn more, you must decide on your strategy for earning money. In the video, Bob Proctor explains that there are only three strategies for earning money.

The Strategies for Earning Money:

So what are the three income-earning strategies? Bob Proctor describes these as M1, M2, and M3. In more detail, that means:

M1: Trading your time for money:

Essentially, this is paid employment, and it is the way that 96% of people earn an income.

The problem is that, unless you’re a Wall Street banker, you’re unlikely to get rich this way. It probably explains why you’re not rich right now.

M2: Invest Money to Earn Money:

Assuming you’re working for the man as a salaried employee, you can start saving, and gradually, as your savings grow, you can invest your money in stocks, bonds, and property, and over time, your investments will start generating an income of their own.

That’s great, but you need to know what you’re doing. If you have nothing now, it will take some time before you can start generating anything approaching a useful extra income.

Of course, if you have a large sum of money available right now, then this might be a solution; however, for most people, it’s not feasible, which is why only around 3% of people make an income this way.

M3: Multiply your time with multiple sources of income:

Establishing multiple income streams is a great way to start generating substantial income.

Even fewer people make an income this way, around 1%, but that has more to do with the fact that most people fail to recognize its potential.

Now, let me make one thing clear: having multiple income streams does not mean working multiple jobs.

It means having income streams that will earn money for you even while you’re sleeping. And as the legendary investor Warren Buffett once said, “If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.“

M3 Income Strategy:

M3 is the income strategy that will help you earn far more than you earn now. Certainly, it will if you do it right.

Bob Proctor offers the example of Network Marketing (also known as Multi-Level Marketing), whereby not only do you sell products, but you also create a network of sellers, which means that when they sell, you receive a portion of the commission generated from those sales.

The best network marketers have made a significant amount of money this way, but it’s not the only solution to generate multiple streams of income.

The internet now offers multiple ways to get rich online.

For instance, you can use Amazon as a marketplace and sell products with fulfilment (delivery to the customer) handled by Amazon.

You can also generate commissions through affiliate marketing with Amazon, as well as other platforms like ClickBank and Commission Junction (CJ). These can be great ways to make money whilst you sleep.

Blogging and Vlogging are also other ways to produce income streams.

There are numerous ways for the ambitious and determined. It’s never been easier for people prepared to put in the effort.

So listen to what Bob Proctor has to say and be inspired to take action now.

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