If you’re looking for some hilariously funny short story jokes, dear reader, then I’ve got four today that you might just enjoy.
Take a few moments to check them out, and then please feel free to pass them on to your friends.
Hilariously funny short story jokes:
1. Jackie and the Game Warden:
Steve and Jackie went on vacation to a fishing resort in Montana.
Steve was a keen fisherman, and he liked to go out fishing early in the morning. Whereas when she’s on vacation, Jackie prefers to just relax and read a book.
One morning, after a few hours of fishing on the lake, Steve returned in his boat and, feeling a little tired by now, decided to take a midday nap.
At this point, Jackie is feeling in need of a little fresh air, and though unfamiliar with their boat, she decided to take it out onto the lake.
So she motored out a short distance, anchored the boat, and then continued reading her book in the peace and tranquility of this beautiful part of the world.
Jackie’s sitting and reading for about half an hour when suddenly the Game Warden’s boat pulls up next to her boat.
“Good day, mam,” said the Game Warden. “What are you doing?”
“I’m reading a book,” Jackie replied.
“Mam, do you realize that you’re in a restricted fishing area?” said the Game Warden.
“Does that really matter?” said Jackie. “I’m not fishing; I’m reading.”
The Game Warden cast his experienced eye over her boat and then said, “Mam, I can see your boat has all the equipment for fishing. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’m afraid I’ll have to write you up a ticket.”
Jackie smiled and then said, “Officer, if you do that, I will file a complaint against you for sexual assault.”
Surprised and slightly concerned by her response, the Game Warden said, “Mam, what do you mean? I haven’t laid a finger on you.”
“Perhaps,” said Jackie, “but you have all the equipment to do so. For all I know, you could start at any moment.”
“You have a nice day, mam”, said the Game Warden, as he re-started his engine and sailed away, leaving Jackie to her reading.
Moral of the Story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.
2. The silent treatment:
Frank and his wife, Liz, were giving each other the silent treatment after an argument.
This had gone on for 10 days when Frank realized he needed her to wake him the following morning at 5 a.m. so he could catch the 8 a.m. flight to Los Angeles for a very important business meeting.
However, Frank didn’t want to be the first to break the silence, so he left a note on her bedside table that read, “Please wake me at 5 a.m.”
The next morning, he woke up only to find it was already 9 a.m. So he’d missed his flight to Los Angeles.
Frank was furious, and he was about to ask his wife why she hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper on his bedside table. It read, “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.”
Moral of the Story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.
3. A woman’s contribution:
One evening, Bill returned home from work only to find his home completely wrecked and upside down. Everything was a complete mess.
Bill’s three young children were still in their pyjamas, eating snacks from the fridge. The entrance rug, normally in the hall, was lying on the table. The television in the living room was blasting out cartoons loudly. And every item of furniture in the room was covered in stuff.
He walked into the kitchen only to find that the sink was full of dishes. Leftovers from breakfast were scattered all over the counter, and it was covered in crumbs too.
So Bill immediately ran up the stairs, dodging toys and piles of clothes, fearing his wife might be gravely ill or that some other misfortune might have happened to her.
When he entered their bedroom, breathless, Bill found his wife lying happily in bed, still in her pyjamas, reading a book.
Watching him struggle for breath, she smiled and said, “Hello, honey, how was your day?”
Feeling more than surprised and a little confused, Bill asked his wife, “What’s going on? What the hell has been happening here today?“
Once again, Bill’s wife smiled and said, “Remember that argument we had last night when you hurtfully asked me what the hell I did all day?”
“Ehhhh, yes, I think so”, said Bill, still slightly confused.
“Well today I didn’t do any of it, so now you know,” his wife responded.
Moral of the Story: Don’t mess with women. You won’t win.
4. It could be worse:
Jim’s walking past his son Tim’s room when he notices it’s incredibly clean and neat. As Tim’s not usually quite so fastidious in matters of housekeeping, Jim is naturally suspicious. So, he enters the room, and immediately he notices that there is a note on Tim’s bed addressed to Dad.
Nervously, Jim picks up the letter and opens it.
The letter reads,
“Dear Dad, I’ve run away with Betsy. She’s 20 years older than me, but I love her. We had to elope because she’s pregnant with my child. As we didn’t have enough money, I stole some from your wallet. We’re going to live in the woods below the Santa Monica Mountains, where she has a trailer, and where we will be growing marijuana and trading drugs with the local community. Once we have enough money, we’ll be able to get her the treatment she needs for AIDS. We plan to have at least eight children, and once we’re settled, we’ll visit you each year.
If you’ve read this far, Dad, don’t worry; I’m just kidding around. I’m hanging out at Mikey’s place. I just wanted you to realise that there are worse things than my report card, which you’ll find on my desk if you want to read it. Call me when it’s safe to head back home. Love you, Tim.”
Moral of the Story: Don’t mess with your kids. You won’t win with them either.
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