35 of the best one-liners ever. You’ll love them all

Today I offer you some of the best one-liners ever. Well, they are, in my opinion, at least.

I love a great one-liner, and these are all brilliant. They’re amusing, sharp, and very witty. I hope at least one or two of them will brighten your day.

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21 powerful quotes by Martin Luther King Jr that’ll make you think

Today, let’s explore some quotes by Martin Luther King Jr. There are people for whom there is universal respect. One such person is the late, great Martin Luther King Jr.

Synonymous with the civil rights movement in the United States, Martin Luther King Jr was its most visible spokesperson and leader.

I would argue that he was one of the most influential figures of all time, and his dignity and philosophy are all the more impressive given the unjust treatment people like him experienced at that time and often still do.

Here are 21 quotes by Martin Luther King Jr that are guaranteed to make you think. Certainly, they made me think. 

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Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr (1-11):

  1. A right delayed is a right denied.
  2. One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.
  3. Forgiveness is not an occasional act; it is a constant attitude.
  4. I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
  5. We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
  6. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.
  7. Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.
  8. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
  9. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
  10. Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
  11. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred.
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Quotes by Martin Luther King Jr (12-21):

  1. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
  2. That old law about an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing.
  3. Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.
  4. There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity.
  5. I came to the conclusion that there is an existential moment in your life when you must decide to speak for yourself; nobody else can speak for you.
  6. The true measure of a man is not how he behaves in moments of comfort and convenience but how he stands at times of controversy and challenges.
  7. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character.
  8. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
  9. He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it. He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it.
  10. You know, a lot of people don’t love themselves. And they go through life with deep and haunting emotional conflicts. So the length of life means that you must love yourself. And you know what loving yourself also means? It means that you’ve got to accept yourself.
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21 thought-provoking quotes about ignorance

If quotes about ignorance are what you seek, this post is for you.

To be ignorant, one lacks education and knowledge. Therefore, ignorance implies a lack of awareness.

Additionally, it means that we are unaware of information and facts.

Also, it means we lack an understanding and/or appreciation of other people and their ways.

It can also mean that we deliberately ignore or disregard what’s going on around us and the impact of our actions on other people and society.

It can also imply technical ignorance, whereby we’re unaware of how something is done or should be done.

So today I offer you 21 thought-provoking quotes about ignorance to help you reflect a little more on its significance and why we should avoid it.

Being ignorant reflects badly on us generally, and it should never be seen as a badge of honour.

Ignorance goes together with stupidity, and that’s not something of which we can be proud.

The cure for ignorance is education, and that’s a lifelong process.

You don’t have to go to college or university, but you must educate yourself constantly to hone your skills and avoid making stupid mistakes through ignorance.

An investment in your education will pay the best dividends. That is a fact.

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Quotes about ignorance (1-10):

  1. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. ~Enrico Fermi
  2. There is no darkness but ignorance. ~William Shakespeare
  3. Ignorance is the mother of all evils. ~Francois Rabelais
  4. Opinion is the medium between knowledge and ignorance. ~Plato
  5. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. ~Confucius
  6. Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance. ~William Gaddis
  7. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. ~Jeff Rich
  8. There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance. ~Hippocrates
  9. Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. ~Martin Luther King, Jr
  10. Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw
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Quotes about ignorance (11-21):

  1. Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance. ~ Clement Stone
  2. Humility and knowledge in poor clothes excel pride and ignorance in costly attire. ~William Penn
  3. The truest characteristics of ignorance are vanity, pride and arrogance. ~Samuel Butler
  4. The evil that is in the world almost always comes from ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding. ~Albert Camus
  5. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. Its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. ~Winston Churchill
  6. Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument is an exchange of ignorance. ~Robert Quillen
  7. Ignorance is by far the biggest danger and threat to humankind. ~Moza bint Nasser
  8. It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t. ~Mignon McLaughlin
  9. You can rule ignorance; you can manipulate the illiterate; you can do whatever you want when people are uneducated, so that goes in line with corrupt business and corrupt politics. ~Will.i.am
  10. Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace. ~Dalai Lama
  11. Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. ~L. Mencken
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25 silly jokes that are laugh out loud funny

Here’s another batch of short and silly but laugh out loud funny jokes just for you, dear reader.

Laughter is the best medicine, and we all need laugh out loud funny jokes to brighten our challenging lives.

So grab a coffee and take a few moments to enjoy these laugh out loud funny jokes right now.

I hope they give you a few minutes of pleasure to brighten your day.

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  • If I’m nobody;
  • And nobody’s perfect;
  • Then I must be perfect.
  • Why are frogs so happy?
  • They eat whatever bugs them.
  • How do you befriend a squirrel?
  • Act like a nut.
  • Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
  • Because they kept dropping their trunks.
  • What do you call a pooch living in Alaska?
  • A chilly dog.
  • What do call you a row of bunnies moving backwards?
  • A receding hare line.
  • Why was the paediatrician always losing his temper?
  • Because he had little patients.
  • What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel it’s good enough?
  • Impasta syndrome.
  • Would you like to hear a joke about construction?
  • I’m still working on it.
  • I told my dad to embrace his mistakes.
    He cried and gave me a big hug.
  • My wife was complaining that I never take her anywhere expensive.
  • So I said, “Come on, get in the car; we’re going to the gas station.”
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  • They say 40 is the new 30
  • But try telling that to a traffic cop.
  • Relationships are like algebra.
  • You look at your X and wonder Y.
  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
  • BREATH!
  • What do you call a magic dog?
  • A labracadabrador.
  • You could say it was an emotional wedding.
  • Even the cake was in tears.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  • No eye deer.
  • A guy assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter.
  • How dairy.
  • My ex-wife still misses me.
  • But her aim’s improving.
  • I own a pencil once owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
  • Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
  • People didn’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.
  • So I decided to raise the bar.
  • The World Tongue-Twister Champion was up before the judge in court.
  • I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
  • I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
  • It’s a complex complex complex.
  • I hate insects puns.
  • They really bug me.
  • I’ve been trying to lose weight.
  • But it keeps finding me.
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13 tips for improving your personal happiness

You’ll be as happy as you choose to be. You might not think so, but that is a fact.

Yes, life can be challenging. Yes, life can be full of frustrations and disappointments. And yes, other people can drive you nuts at times.

No one’s life is perfect, and everyone has problems. They’re facts too.

However, your level of personal happiness will be dictated by how you choose to look at life.

You can let life’s challenges make you feel miserable, or you can refuse to let anything get you down.

Just say to yourself, “I’m going to be happy, and nothing is going to stop me.

You’ll find that being happy isn’t as hard as it appears to be at times.

Here are 13 ways that will help you increase your sense of personal happiness and improve your life too:-

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Tips for improving your personal happiness

1. Talk to yourself positively:

One of the greatest contributors to unhappiness is what’s going on in our heads.

Everyone is prone to self-doubt and feelings of not being quite good enough.

Everyone worries about being found out in their job.

It’s easy to assume that in some way you’re not very good at what you do and you think eventually someone will notice. Have you had that experience dear reader?

We all struggle to appreciate that we’re actually better than we think we are and that if we really couldn’t do the work for which we are paid, someone would have noticed already and they would have said something.

Negative self-talk can grind you down. So, stop it now.

Replace negative self-talk with positive self-talk.

Tell yourself constantly that you’re better than you think you are and that you have every reason to like yourself.

And adopt this saying as your mantra:

Repeat it to yourself frequently and whenever even the slightest hint of doubt pops into your mind.

2. Value people:

Your social network, i.e. the people with whom you interact, and your relationships are essential to your happiness.

Human beings are social animals. We’re not solitary creatures like cats. We need other people, frustrating as some of them can be at times.

Remember we’re all different. We’re all individuals. So accept people for who they are and what they are. Everyone has many sides to their personalities. No one is perfect.

So look for the good in people and don’t judge their less flattering sides too harshly. Never forget, we all have a less flattering side.

However, keep away from personality clashes and arguments. Let go of any resentment you may feel towards individuals. Just remember they’re not perfect, just like you.

If an argument seems inevitable, seek first to understand and then to be understood.

By understanding the other person’s point of view and why they feel the way they feel, you just might find you get along with them so much better.

And even if after you’ve listened carefully, if you still think they’re wrong, so what?

You can always agree to disagree.

You don’t have to prove you’re right and they’re wrong.

It doesn’t have to be about you proving you’re right all the time.

Peace and harmony are of much greater value to your happiness than being proved right.

So just let it go. 

3. Be grateful:

Being grateful for whatever you have, is an important part of your happiness.

Being thankful is a great attitude to develop.

If you think about it, I’m sure there will be at least as few things for which you can be truly thankful. Simple things like having a laugh with a friend whilst having a coffee or a meal.

They don’t have to be big things.

Little things that put a smile on your face are far more important to your personal happiness than any amount of material possessions.

In fact, material possessions don’t make you happy at all. Mostly the resulting clutter they create is just a source of stress and extra work.

Take the time to thank those people who provide you with even the smallest things. Making a point of saying thank you will help you realize just how abundant your life is in reality. 

4. Avoid doom and gloom:

The media tends to focus on bad news.

Unfortunately, bad news attracts more attention than good news and media channels are focused on ratings. They make money from eyeballs watching and ears listening.

They’re in the business of making money not cheering you up, so they’ll focus on bad news always.

It is a fact that most news is depressing and stressful.

With 24-hour rolling news channels, our lives are filled with a lot of stuff that can fill us with doom and gloom, if we’re not careful.

Watching, listening to, or reading the news will detract from your personal happiness.

So, if the news is just a source of doom and gloom then it’s a good idea to get less of it, don’t you think?

Switch it off and find something else to do that will cheer you up.

5. Manage your time wisely:

Your time is precious and it should be used and managed wisely.

Just because someone expects a piece of your time doesn’t mean they’re entitled to it.

Only you can judge whether they’re worthy of your time. And it’s perfectly reasonable to say “No!” if you think that’s appropriate.

No one has an unlimited amount of time. We all have just 168 hours per week. So we all must make the most of our time because time is far too important to waste.

If someone requests a piece of your time then make sure they have a very good reason to justify it. Otherwise, just say No politely but very firmly.

It’s your life, so live it your way. 

6. Find something to make you laugh:

Let’s face it, life is far too short to be serious all the time.

Occasionally we need to laugh to alleviate our stress levels.

Laughter is the best medicine, or so they say. And I think it’s true. A good laugh can cheer you up.

So make sure you enjoy a good laugh at least once a day. It may be watching a sitcom you love or a funny animal video on YouTube. Whatever puts a smile on your face then that’s fine. You need to smile because it will help you relax.

It may be a funny joke that makes you laugh.

And if that happens, remember to share the joke with family and friends. That way you get to laugh twice. Once when you hear the joke and again when you share it.

Laugh and laugh vigorously every single day. 

7. Say how you feel:

If people matter to you then be sure to let them know occasionally.

Don’t be afraid to communicate your feelings, affections, friendship and passion to people around you.

Being open about your feelings is not a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength.

It’s a sign that you’re confident enough in yourself to let people know what they mean to you.

It’s a sign that you recognize how important it is for people to know that they matter to you. They’ll appreciate it and that will enhance the bond between you. 

8. Avoid negative emotions:

Pent-up feelings of anger and frustration are bad for your health.

Yes, we all feel angry occasionally but suppressing it is counter-productive.

If you’re not happy about something it’s better to say so.

Occasionally you may need to say so forcefully too. However, never say it in a way that’s mean and hurtful. That’s just being unpleasant.

And if you do say something which you later recognize as mean and hurtful then apologize. Never be afraid, or too proud, to apologize.

You won’t be the first person to say something you later regret but don’t compound the offence but failing to offer a sincere apology.

At the very least that will show you’re big enough to recognize when you’re in the wrong.

If you can learn to express your anger and frustration in a way that will not cause injury or hurt to anyone then you’ll be on the road to being a very decent human being. 

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9. Have a sense of purpose:

It’s important to have a sense of purpose.

To work each day at something in which you excel and which gets you out of bed in the morning.

Working hard at something you love can bring you great personal contentment.

Your work is your contribution to society and potentially the legacy you leave behind.

For instance, John Lennon left a wonderful collection of songs that we still listen to today almost 40 years after his death. That’s a fantastic legacy.

Work gives you a sense that you can finish tasks.

Work is a source of satisfaction when you take on a challenge and use your skills and know-how to complete it. In this way, you grow in character.

Through your work, you use your time profitably and when the working day is done you feel you’ve earned your rest and recreation.

Work well done, with a sense of purpose, will make you feel good about yourself. 

10. Never stop learning:

Learning does not finish when you leave school or college. Learning is a lifelong process. And it does not necessarily involve formal tuition.

You can be self-taught and learn by doing.

You can read books and watch instructional DVDs or video tutorials on YouTube.

You can listen to audiobooks and podcasts in your car or whilst travelling on public transport.

So be a committed student and work constantly on being a master of your craft.

Working constantly on achieving mastery will increase the value you can offer in the workplace and it will make you a very attractive proposition in the job market.

Learning is a joyful exercise, particularly if it’s a subject you love.

The more you learn, the greater will be the number of skills you can offer. The more skills you have the more value you add. So, learn something new every day.

And remember; learning will also broaden your horizons. Learning is a positive experience, so never stop learning. 

11. The power of faith:

Faith can be a great comfort in times of trial. Believing there is some higher power helps us to appreciate our place within the universe. We are nothing more than specs of dust in a great cosmic cloud, or at least that’s the way it seems.

Faith adds discipline to your life. Whichever faith you choose is not important. Well, I don’t think so anyway. However being part of a spiritual group with its singing, sacraments, chanting, prayers and meditations encourages inner peace and personal well-being.

It also encourages the idea of service and putting others first.

Never underestimate the power of faith. 

12. Minimise your exposure to pollution:

Pollution comes in many forms but it all takes its toll on your happiness and well-being.

Life is full of toxins, hazardous places, loud noises, light pollution and much more.

Minimize your exposure to these negative elements because they’re an assault on your senses and they’re not good for you if you’re over-exposed to them. 

13. Take regular exercise:

A sedentary lifestyle is not healthy for anyone.

Our bodies were built for movement. So exercise daily.

That doesn’t mean you must go to the gym. Neither does it mean you must participate in formal sports teams or clubs.

You can exercise in simple ways like running, jogging, a brisk walk or even an informal game of football or tennis with friends in the local park.

Even if you’re just taking your dog for a walk then that’s exercise too.

Alternatively, perhaps you could walk to and from work, if possible, rather than using your car or public transport.

Just do what your body was made for and you will feel a bit more alive. Regular exercise improves your health and well-being.

Conclusion:

Today’s underlying message is that you can choose to be happy or not. It all depends on how you choose to look at life and the slings and arrows that life sends your way.

There’s nothing to be gained by being miserable and a sense of personal happiness is better for your health and well-being.

So choose to be happy and develop habits that will lead you to a state of personal happiness.

It’s not easy of course, and it does take some work but it’s well worth the effort.

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40 Quotes on politics that will make you think

Today, I am exploring quotes on politics.

Politics. It’s the word that can clear a dinner table faster than almost anything else, and yet it shapes virtually every aspect of our lives.

From the roads we drive on to the schools our children attend, from the taxes we pay to the wars our nations fight, politics is the invisible hand that guides the world we inhabit.

But what is politics, really?

At its best, it is the noble art of building a society that works for everyone. It’s a mechanism through which millions of competing voices, needs, and values are somehow forged into a functioning whole.

At its best, it produces visionaries: leaders who sacrifice personal comfort for the greater good, who stand firm against injustice, and who leave the world measurably better than they found it.

At its worst, however, politics is something else entirely.

Power, as many great thinkers have observed, has a peculiar effect on the human soul.

It attracts those who seek it for the wrong reasons, and it corrupts many of those who arrive with the right ones.

The halls of government have, throughout history, been as much a stage for greed, manipulation, and self-interest as they have for courage and conviction. This isn’t cynicism; it’s simply the record of human nature, written large across the pages of history.

In truth, politics is neither purely heroic nor purely corrupt. It is deeply, frustratingly human, and that means it contains the full spectrum of what we are capable of, both inspiring and shameful.

Few subjects have provoked more memorable words from the world’s greatest minds. Presidents and philosophers, satirists and statesmen, rebels and reformers, all have wrestled with the paradox of political power.

Well, today I offer you 40 quotes on politics that are thought-provoking and remind us why this subject will never stop mattering.

Keep reading to discover which of these quotes resonates most with you and perhaps which one makes you uncomfortable.

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  1. Be prepared to defend civilization or accept barbarism.
  2. You can paint stripes on a horse, but that doesn’t make it a zebra.
  3. We’re all shaped by the environment that surrounds us in our formative years. We are the product of environmental factors.
  4. Judge not those who went before us. They were not of our times, nor we of theirs.
  5. When politicians rob Peter to pay Paul, they do so in the knowledge that it guarantees them support from Paul.
  6. If you think any politician will improve your life, you’ll always be disappointed. The only person who can improve your life is you.
  7. The game is rigged against ordinary folk. To believe otherwise would be extremely naive.
  8. Failing to call out the unacceptable is to be complicit in allowing the unacceptable to take hold.
  9. Look where it’s been tried, and you’ll see socialism is just the equal sharing of misery. Countries adopting socialism fail to prosper, and ordinary people are impoverished. Nice idea, perhaps, but it doesn’t work.
  10. Our lives are dictated by the choices we make. It’s that simple. We must learn to make good ones.
  11. Fail to protect what is yours, and it will be taken from you. Slowly, imperceptibly at first, but gradually, the speed will gather pace, and suddenly you’ll wake up, and what you once had will be gone.
  12. A strong nation is bound by shared identity, history, culture, and way of life.
  13. Politicians don’t work for ordinary folk. They work for whoever bankrolls their campaigns, and they represent their interests, not ours. To believe otherwise would be naive.
  14. When politicians refer to investment, they mean spending public money to create a dependency, thereby securing future votes from those who become dependent on the taxpayer’s largesse.
  15. You can’t force different tribes to become one and live together in peace. They won’t accept it, and it will never work. They will always be suspicious of each other. It’s naive to assume otherwise.
  16. Every well-intended attempt to make the world a fairer place has precisely the opposite effect. The world isn’t fair, it has never been, and it will never be. We must all learn to play the cards we’re dealt as best we can.
  17. Leadership is not about optics; it’s about acting in the best interests of those you lead and represent. It’s not about what’s good for you, it’s about what’s good for them. If your actions are solely intended to benefit you, you’re not a leader, you’re just another grifter.
  18. Our forebears’ hard-won freedoms have been taken for granted for far too long. We must protect those freedoms and resist any attempt to dilute or dismiss them. Anything less would be an insult to those who went before us.
  19. When judging politicians, don’t be fooled by their rhetoric. Attempts to address a problem are usually nothing more than them trying to neutralize a political threat and placate public concern. They may fool the public, but they’re unlikely to change anything.
  20. Politicians are not ignorant of the problems, nor are they ignorant of the solutions. However, they also know that dealing with them effectively will come at a personal cost that they are unwilling to pay. They say they care, but it’s only for themselves.
  21. Don’t assume politicians want you well-educated. They don’t. If you’re well-educated, you can’t be controlled. So, they want you sufficiently educated to do all the crappy jobs that need doing. Beyond that, they want to keep you as dumb as possible.
  22. Those with real power won’t give it up easily and certainly not without a fight. I refer not to politicians; they are bought and paid for. Real power lies with those who own and control the politicians.
  23. When politicians resort to smear tactics against their opponents, you know it’s because they themselves have nothing to say of value. They have no vision, no ideas, no solutions. In fact, they show themselves to be unworthy of your vote.
  24. If you don’t have to prove yourself and earn your place, then that place ain’t worth a carrot. Merit should matter more to you than quotas.
  25. You cannot redistribute that which has not been created. Remove the incentives for the enterprising to work hard, and guess what? They don’t. And, before you know it, your economy is a basket case.
  26. If politicians create conditions in which it makes no sense for entrepreneurs to invest, guess what happens? They don’t invest. Discourage entrepreneurs, and they’ll take their know-how and capital elsewhere.
  27. Respect those deployed to fight, for they serve their nation. However, question those responsible for the deployment, because primarily they serve their own interests and those of their paymasters.  
  28. Mastering trendy dogmas and fashionable attitudes is not the same as having a rigorous education and developing the ability to think for yourself.
  29. We live in an age when it’s acceptable to offend the many, but it’s completely unacceptable to offend the few.
  30. Never assume that politicians care about people. They don’t. They care about power, and once they gain power, they care about retaining power. They will shamelessly do whatever it takes to retain power, however damaging their actions may be for citizens.
  31. You can have net zero, or you can have a successful economy, but you can’t have both. Net zero is economic suicide.
  32. History tells us that revolutions never help those who are poor and downtrodden, nor are they ever intended to. Revolutionaries see themselves as an elite, and their aim is to replace the existing elite. Once they have power, their actions will favour themselves and those they need to help them retain power. The lives of ordinary people always get worse.
  33. If you don’t vote, you can’t complain about the outcome and what the victors may choose to implement once they have power.
  34. The level of government borrowing is just a measure of the unwillingness of politicians to balance the budget. Borrowing isn’t a free ride. The debt must be serviced with interest payments, and, ultimately, it must be repaid. It’s a tax on future generations and a constraint on future governments.
  35. If you don’t set high standards and don’t insist on those standards being achieved, guess what? You don’t achieve high standards. You end up with very low standards. You’ll get what you tolerate.
  36. The problem with politicians today is that their only aim is to gain and retain power. They have no idea what to do with it once they have it. Their focus is just tomorrow’s headlines and taking every opportunity to smear opposition parties. Beyond that, they are clueless.
  37. In Britain, every single penny paid in income tax by those who work is paid to those who don’t. That is not sustainable.
  38. When a politician becomes a figure of ridicule, it is virtually impossible to recover and be taken seriously.
  39. Education is about developing the ability to think critically. If young people are being taught what to think rather than how to think, that’s not education; it’s indoctrination. Without critical thinking skills, progress is impossible.
  40. An honest politician would put national interests before party interests. The problem is, it’s rare you’ll find an honest politician.
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30 short funny quotes that will make you smile

If you love short, funny quotes, then I’ve found a few you should enjoy. See how many of these you can work into your day.

Here are 30 short, funny quotes I’ve curated for you, dear reader, and all of them will raise a smile. They certainly made me smile.

Enjoy them all.

And please, feel free to pass them on.

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Short funny quotes (1-10):


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Short funny quotes (11-20):


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40 Quotes on New Beginnings: Embrace Change Positively

Today I am exploring some quotes on new beginnings and the importance of embracing change positively.

If you’re embarking on a new chapter, dear reader, dive deep into the wisdom of the ages.

Whether you’re turning a fresh page in your personal story or seeking inspiration as you reshape your destiny, these timeless quotes on new beginnings can be your guiding light.

These are handpicked by your author from some of the great minds and thinkers from the modern era to antiquity.

Each quote provides a dose of encouragement that might just be the catalyst for your next big leap. So, read them all and arm yourself with the motivation you need to embrace change and seize the power of starting anew.

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Quotes on New Beginnings (1-10):

  1. It is always good to make new friends. ~Jose Feliciano
  2. The thrill of life lies beyond your comfort zone. ~Joseph Crosby
  3. Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end. ~Seneca
  4. With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
  5. A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. ~Albert Einstein
  6. If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success. ~John D. Rockefeller
  7. There’s a lot to be said for new beginnings. Going boldly in the direction of new adventures and taking that tiger for a ride. ~Lucius B. Wack
  8. We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. ~Walt Disney
  9. Don’t let fear or insecurity stop you from trying new things. Believe in yourself. Do what you love. And most importantly, be kind to others, even if you don’t like them. ~Stacy London
  10. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. ~Christopher McCandless
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Quotes on New Beginnings (11-20):

  1. Think not the new beginning but the chance to re-energise your life. ~Philomena Mangan
  2. You’ll never get to second base if you’re afraid to take your foot off first. ~Albert Moreton
  3. The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. ~John Maynard Keynes
  4. It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure. ~Ernie Harwell
  5. When hardships come into your life it breaks you for a while, but when it is done with you evolve into a new person. ~Madalsa Sharma
  6. Move out of your comfort zone. You can only grow if you are willing to feel awkward and uncomfortable when you try something new. ~Brian Tracy
  7. I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning. ~J.B. Priestley
  8. There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or more uncertain in its success, than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. ~Niccolo Machiavelli
  9. We’re shaped by the challenges we face and our experiences good and bad. Every new experience is a chance to build our character and become the person we were always destined to be. ~Tom Irwell
  10. Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday’s success or put its failures behind and start over again. That’s the way life is, with a new game every day, and that’s the way baseball is. ~Bob Feller
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Quotes on New Beginnings (21-30):

  1. I shall create a new world for myself. ~Frederic Chopin
  2. Every team you play for, you meet new friends. ~Jonas Valanciunas
  3. There’s always a new challenge to keep you motivated. ~Sean Connery
  4. Each new day has a different shape to it. You just roll with it. ~Ben Zobrist
  5. Every day is a new day, and you’ll never be able to find happiness if you don’t move on. ~Carrie Underwood
  6. Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful. ~Prince
  7. True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  8. The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. ~Carol S. Dweck
  9. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny!’ ~Isaac Asimov
  10. Change can be frightening, and the temptation is often to resist it. But change almost always provides opportunities – to learn new things, to rethink tired processes, and to improve the way we work. ~Klaus Schwab
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Quotes on New Beginnings (31-40):

  1. Every moment is a fresh beginning. ~T.S. Eliot
  2. The beginning is the most important part of the work. ~Plato
  3. There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. ~C.S. Lewis
  4. Nothing in the universe can stop you from letting go and starting over. ~Guy Finley
  5. Do not wait until the conditions are perfect to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect. ~Alan Cohen
  6. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are. ~J.P. Morgan
  7. Let go of yesterday. Let today be a new beginning and be the best that you can, and you’ll get to where God wants you to be. ~Joel Osteen
  8. Begin today. Declare out loud to the universe that you are willing to let go of struggle and eager to learn through joy. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach
  9. It’s never too late to become who you want to be. I hope you live a life that you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
  10. Starting over can be the scariest thing in the entire world, whether it’s leaving a lover, a school, a team, a friend or anything else that feels like a core part of our identity but when your gut tells you to do it, you listen. ~Jennifer DeLucy
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27 Quotes by Groucho Marx to amuse you

27 QUOTES BY GROUCHO MARX

Groucho Marx, born Julius Henry Marx, was an American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star and part of the successful and immensely popular comedy act known as The Marx Brothers.

Groucho was known for his quick wit, and he is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era.

With his siblings, the Marx Brothers, Groucho Marx made 13 feature films, but he also had a successful solo career in radio and television.

Here are 27 quotes by Groucho Marx that illustrate his quick wit.

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Quotes by Groucho Marx (1-10):

  1. I intend to live forever or die trying.
  2. Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
  3. A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
  4. Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
  5. Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!
  6. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
  7. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  8. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
  9. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  10. She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Quotes by Groucho Marx (11-20):

  1. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
  2. No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
  3. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
  4. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
  5. Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
  6. Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife.
  7. Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
  8. Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.
  9. Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
  10. If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Quotes by Groucho Marx (21-27):

  1. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
  2. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.
  3. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
  4. There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him. If he says yes, you know he’s a crook.
  5. One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I’ll never know.
  6. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
  7. I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

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25 quotes about anything and everything

Usually, when I curate a series of quotes, I tend to select them around a single theme. Today I’ve adopted a different approach. I thought you might like some thought-provoking quotes about anything and everything.

Nevertheless, please don’t equate the lack of a theme with quotes that might otherwise be less than special. Today’s quotes are all brilliant, I think, and I’m confident you’ll agree.

So please take a few minutes to reflect on these 25 thought-provoking quotes about anything and everything.

And please feel free to pass them on.

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Quotes about anything and everything (1-15):

  1. If you can dream it, you can do it. ~Walt Disney
  2. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. ~Mark Twain
  3. In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. ~Albert Einstein
  4. We all have to sell something to survive. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
  5. Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. ~Gordon B Hinckley
  6. Things do not happen. Things are made to happen. ~John F Kennedy
  7. Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. ~Sam Levenson
  8. Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right. ~Henry Ford
  9. In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can. ~Nikos Kazantzakis
  10. To succeed be different, be daring and be there first. ~ Author Unknown
  11. The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing. ~Author Unknown
  12. You’ll never change your life until you change something you do daily. ~Mike Murdock
  13. Figure out what you really love doing and use your strengths on a daily basis. ~Tom Rath
  14. Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination. ~Carl von Clausewitz
  15. Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you’ll never cease to grow. ~Anthony J D’Angelo
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Quotes about anything and everything (16-25):

  1. When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favour. ~Elon Musk
  2. If you want to conquer fear, don’t sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. ~Dale Carnegie
  3. If you don’t like the job and are only doing it for the money, you’re on a losing wicket. ~Carolyn McCall
  4. Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in and it will come naturally. ~David Frost
  5. I really believe that everyone has a talent, ability or skill that he can mine to support himself and to succeed in life. ~Dean Koontz
  6. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time. ~Thomas A Edison
  7. I don’t believe you have to be better than everybody else. I believe you have to be better than you ever thought you could be. ~Ken Venturi
  8. When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’. ~Erma Bombeck
  9. You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand. ~Woodrow Wilson
  10. Today is life, the only life you are sure of. Make the most of today. Get interested in something. Shake yourself awake. Develop a hobby. Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you. Live today with gusto. ~Dale Carnegie
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