If you have a passion for offbeat quotes then here are 10 of the best quotes you’ll read today. Well, I think so. Certainly, they’re amusing quotes.
Unfortunately, they’re all authors unknown, so I haven’t been able to add credits. However, it would be a genuine pleasure to include credits if readers can shed any light on their origin. So, please do let me know.
In the meantime, enjoy today’s amusing quotes:-
Amusing quotes:
- For the best seat in the house, you’ll have to move the dog.
- The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
- Sometimes the best part of my job is a chair that swivels.
- Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.
- The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.
- I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke but the best ones argon.
- Kids, I don’t know if our ceiling is the best ceiling but it’s definitely up there.
- What’s my best non-swearing insult? “I hope you step on a Lego in your bare feet!”
- A woman’s dream is not to find the perfect mate. A woman’s dream is to eat without putting on weight.
- Laughing is one of the best exercises; it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.
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