21 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you

Does getting older bother you dear reader?

If you’re like me then it might just bother you a little bit.

The years go by so quickly, don’t they? Life goes by in the blink of an eye.

We all want to make the most of our time of course. However life usually gets in the way.

When we’re young, we have time and energy but no money and few skills.

As we get older, we have the demands of work and family eating up the time we have. And whilst we have some money, it mostly goes on paying bills.

Then in old age we have money if we’ve been lucky and we have fewer demands on our time but we have no energy and our bodies start to let us down.

Life can be like a cruel joke at times. However done right, life can be fun too. Well I think so anyway.

Live life whilst you can and don’t put anything off until someday because someday never comes. If you want to do it, do it now.

Here are 21 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you and certain to get you thinking about life too.

Funny quotes about age:

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for. ~Author Unknown
I don’t do drink or drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up too fast. ~Author Unknown
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. ~Luis Buñuel
Where does it say we have to act our age? As long as it makes me happy and I’m not hurting anyone, I will act whatever age I want to. ~Author Unknown
Middle age is when a guy starts turning off lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. ~Eli Cass
I don’t let my age define me but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore. ~Author Unknown
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~Benjamin Franklin
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. ~Ogden Nash
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. ~George Bernard Shaw
Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had. ~Matt Maldre
I’ve reached the age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” ~Author Unknown
Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. ~John Wagner
Age is just a number that changes depending on who’s asking. ~Author Unknown
Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. ~Author Unknown
At my age I’ve heard it all; I’ve seen it all; and I’ve done it all. I just can’t remember it all. ~Author Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. ~Walt Disney