30 Sarcastic quotes about love to make you smile

Sarcastic-quotes-about-loveIf you enjoy sarcasm and sarcastic quotes then you might just appreciate these sarcastic quotes about love. They made me smile and I hope they make you smile too.

Sarcastic quotes about love (1-15):

  1. You’ll do.
  2. You can’t be wise and in love.
  3. Where there’s love there are lies.
  4. Nothing says “I love you” like sarcasm.
  5. True love comes from the heart, not the mouth.
  6. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  7. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  8. A relationship is a test for which you’ve never studied.
  9. Deceiving others. That’s what the world calls a romance.
  10. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a beautiful day.
  11. I’m no one’s backup option. Choose me or lose me. The choice is yours.
  12. If love’s the answer then you probably didn’t understand the question.
  13. You don’t stop loving someone. Either you always will or you never did in the first place.
  14. Apparently, if you treat people the way they treat you they’ll get offended. Who knew?
  15. All you need is love. And an IQ low enough to believe that.

Sarcastic quotes about love (16-30):

  1. If you don’t love yourself then no one else is going to love you.
  2. Relationships don’t die a natural death. They’re murdered by attitude.
  3. Yes of course you were my cup of tea but now I’m drinking champagne.
  4. No, I’m not afraid to love. My fear is in not being loved back.
  5. Everything happens for a reason. So if I punch you in the face, remember it was for a reason.
  6. Love may be important to the sustaining of life but let’s get real, money and oxygen are more important.
  7. Marriage is a legal contract through which you can annoy that one special person for the rest of your life.
  8. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings because I can guarantee there’s no link between my self-esteem and your acceptance of me.
  9. I never reach out to people if there’s little or no chance of it being reciprocated.
  10. Hating people consumes far too much energy. So I’ll just pretend you don’t exist.
  11. I don’t need anyone to hold my hand. I can put my hands in my pockets and just keep walking.
  12. You may show me that you don’t give a s*** but I can show you that I’m much better at it.
  13. Of all the lies I’ve heard, “I love you” is the best.
  14. There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything you. Remember that.
  15. Happily ever after is so once upon a time.

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30 dark sarcasm quotes that’ll make you smile

dark sarcasm quotesWhen you want to suggest a hint of menace then having a few dark sarcasm quotes up your sleeve is always useful. People need to know that they shouldn’t mess with you. Sarcasm is a powerful way of getting that message across.

So today I offer you 30 great dark sarcasm quotes and I hope they all entertain you.

Take a few minutes to enjoy them all. I did and I’m confident you will too.

Dark sarcasm quotes:

  1. Sarcastic? Me? Well, a little sardonic perhaps.
  2. Surely you must be on stupid pills?
  3. If I’m smiling that alone should scare you.
  4. I’ve had a wonderful evening but this wasn’t it.
  5. Zombies eat brains. So you’ll be quite safe.
  6. Well, aren’t you a little ray of pitch-black.
  7. Keep your head high and your middle finger higher.
  8. Am I joking or am I psychotic? You don’t want to find out.
  9. I really need the one thing you can provide, your absence.
  10. If it looks like I don’t care, that’s because I really don’t.
  11. Am I free this afternoon? No, I’m very expensive.
  12. I don’t treat people badly. I treat people accordingly.
  13. If I cut you off then in all probability you handed me the scissors.
  14. You’re allowed to use your brain you know. It’s not illegal just yet.
  15. I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s dark, then you’re going first.
  16. Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  17. I feel like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn’t there.
  18. If you can’t say something nice, at least make it clever and devastating.
  19. My level of sarcasm has reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
  20. I don’t like making plans in case they lead to the word ‘premeditated’ being thrown around in a courtroom.
  21. Don’t be a complete prick all your life. Take a few minutes off and give the rest of us a break.
  22. I’m sorry. While you were talking I was struggling to figure out why you think I care.
  23. My life’s been full of disappointments and you’ve just been added to the list.
  24. No, I can’t help you but I can offer you a sarcastic remark.
  25. When I said how stupid can you be it wasn’t meant to be a challenge.
  26. No, I wouldn’t say I’m the best in the world but I’m confident I’m in the Top 1.
  27. You should be careful if you don’t want to be offended. I can speak fluent sarcasm.
  28. It’s one of life’s mysteries but those who whine loudest tend to be those who’ve contributed least. Why is that?
  29. You think you’re street smart but I’m guessing that’s Sesame Street.
  30. Oh, you were talking to me? I’m sorry I thought there was something wrong with you.

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30 Sarcastic quotes about life lessons to amuse you

Sarcastic quotes about life lessonsToday I return to the theme of sarcasm because this theme always results in some positive feedback from readers. So here are some sarcastic quotes about life lessons many of which I’m sure will resonate with readers.

They made me smile and I hope they make you smile too.

Sarcastic quotes about life lessons:

  1. Shhhh …… No one cares.
  2. I may forgive but I never, ever forget.
  3. Apology accepted but trust is denied.
  4. I’ll try to be nicer if you’ll try to be smarter.
  5. Some people are so poor all they have is money.
  6. Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.
  7. There’s no need to repeat yourself, I’m ignoring you.
  8. Let’s share. You take the grenade and I’ll take the pin.
  9. I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
  10. Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot, I only exist when you need something.
  11. I’m not heartless. I’ve just learned to use my heart less.
  12. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back.
  13. I’m sorry for those mean, awful, accurate things I’ve just said.
  14. You can laugh at anything, as long as it’s not happening to you.
  15. An apple a day will keep anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
  16. If I hurt your feelings for calling you stupid, I’m sorry but I thought you knew.
  17. Of course I can multitask. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time.
  18. Common sense is like deodorant. Those most in need of it are least likely to possess it.
  19. Life’s just like an elevator. On the way up, sometimes you have to stop to let people off.
  20. If you had to pay me a dollar for every smart thing you said, you wouldn’t owe me a cent.
  21. You shouldn’t worry about what I’m doing. You should worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.
  22. If someone throws a rock at you, just throw a flower back at them. But make sure it’s still in the pot.
  23. If me living my life my way bothers you then you can always get yourself a life of your own.
  24. No matter who tries to teach you lessons about life, you won’t truly understand them until you have to go through them on your own.
  25. People are either on your side, by your side, or in your way. So choose them wisely.
  26. Never waste your time with people who only want you around when it fits their need.
  27. I’ve reached the age where my brain’s gone from, “I probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s go for it and see what happens.”
  28. Just when you think you know all the answers, life changes the questions.
  29. It wasn’t an act of revenge. I was simply returning the favour.
  30. There’s a difference between giving up and knowing when you’ve had enough.

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