30 Sarcastic quotes about love to make you smile

Sarcastic quotes about loveIf you enjoy sarcasm and sarcastic quotes then you might just appreciate these sarcastic quotes about love. They made me smile and I hope they make you smile too.

Sarcastic quotes about love:

  1. You’ll do.
  2. You can’t be wise and in love.
  3. Where there’s love there’s lies.
  4. Nothing says “I love you” like sarcasm.
  5. True love comes from the heart not the mouth.
  6. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
  7. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  8. A relationship is a test for which you’ve never studied.
  9. Deceiving others. That’s what the world calls a romance.
  10. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a beautiful day.
  11. I’m no one’s backup option. Choose me or lose me. The choice is yours.
  12. If love’s the answer then you probably didn’t understand the question.
  13. You don’t stop loving someone. Either you always will or you never did in the first place.
  14. Apparently if you treat people the way they treat you they’ll get offended. Who knew?
  15. All you need is love. And an IQ low enough to believe that.
  16. If you don’t love yourself then no one else is going to love you.
  17. Relationships don’t die a natural death. They’re murdered by attitude.
  18. Yes of course you were my cup of tea but now I’m drinking champagne.
  19. No, I’m not afraid to love. My fear is in not being loved back.
  20. Everything happens for a reason. So if I punch you in the face, remember it was for a reason.
  21. Love maybe important to the sustaining of life but let’s get real, money and oxygen are more important.
  22. Marriage is a legal contract through which you can annoy that one special person for the rest of your life.
  23. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings because I can guarantee there’s no link between my self-esteem and your acceptance of me.
  24. Hating people consumes far too much energy. So I’ll just pretend you don’t exist.
  25. I never reach out to people if there’s little or no chance of it being reciprocated.
  26. I don’t need anyone to hold my hand. I can put my hands in my pockets and just keep walking.
  27. You may show me that you don’t give a s*** but I can show you that I’m much better at it.
  28. Of all the lies I’ve heard, “I love you” is the best.
  29. There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything you. Remember that.
  30. Happily ever after is so once upon a time.

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