27 funny comebacks that say ‘Don’t mess with me!’

27 funny comebacksHave you ever been in a situation where you’d wished you had a smart response straight off the tongue to put someone well and truly in their place?

An insult or funny comeback to let someone know that they’re attempting to mess with someone they really shouldn’t mess with?

Certainly, it’s a good idea to have your own personal stock of insults and funny comebacks ready and waiting to be used, just in case.

This would be your own deadly quiver full of arrows.

There’s nothing worse than being stuck for words only to kick yourself later when you think of a good comeback but it’s all a bit late.

So here’s another selection of 27 insults and funny comebacks so your gun is loaded, cocked and ready to fire. No one messes with you dear reader.

27 Funny Comebacks:

  1. Well, I was pro-life……until I met you.
  2. You’re so fat you could sell shade.
  3. You’re living proof that evolution can go into reverse.
  4. If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.
  5. You’ll go far, and hopefully, you won’t come back.
  6. You’re living proof that God really does have a sense of humor.
  7. Were you born this stupid or have you had special training?
  8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  9. You’re about as useful as a condom with a hole in it.
  10. Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.
  11. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people.
  12. Hey, your village called. They want their idiot back.
  13. Hey, the zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage?
  14. Please just tell me that you don’t plan to home-school your kids.
  15. Jesus might love you, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
  16. Save your breath. You’ll probably need it to blow up your next date.
  17. It amuses me when I hear you talk about stuff you don’t understand.
  18. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really does work that’s for sure.
  19. I have seen people like you before, but I’ve always been charged for admission in the past.
  20. Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?
  21. Don’t you know that it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid rather than open it, removing all doubt?
  22. I love what you’ve done with your hair. How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
  23. Meeting you has made me realise that there are some remarkably dumb people in this world.
  24. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you and it smelled better too.
  25. In Science class, I learned the universe consists of neutrons, protons and electrons. The University of Life has taught me that it consists of morons too.
  26. If you’re waiting for me to care, then I hope you brought something to eat, because it’s going to be a long, long time.
  27. I’m trying my hardest to see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass.

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