15 black humor jokes that'll definitely make you laugh

If you’re like me then you’ll need a good laugh each and every day. It is after all the best medicine, they say. If nothing else it certainly relieves stress.

I love all forms of humor, even what I’d call black humor. That’s humor with a slightly darker edge?

Some people find this type of humor a little distasteful but personally, I think it can still be very funny.

Here are 15 black humor jokes that I think will definitely make you laugh. Well some of them will make you smile at least.

None of these jokes are too distasteful, so I hope they will appeal to everyone. If they don’t appeal to you dear reader then I will endeavour to offer something more in line with your preferences next time.

For those who like humor with a darker edge, enjoy!

Black Humor Jokes:

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. Which one would you like to hear first?
Patient: The good news please.
Doctor: I’ve got the diagnosis for your illness. Unfortunately it suggests you have only two days to live.
Patient: So what’s the bad news then?”
Doctor: I’ve been trying to contact you for two days.

Today really has been a terrible day.
First my wife gets hit by a bus.
Then I lose my job as a bus driver.

The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment, I shot him.
The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far.
Yes, isn’t this catapult amazing. Quick get our daughter!

Girl: So, what do you do?
Boy: I work with animals every day.
Girl: Oh that’s so sweet! What exactly do you do?
Boy: I’m a butcher.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come to you anyway.

Fred walks into a shop and sees a nice looking dog.
Does your dog bite? Fred says to the shop assistant.
No, my dog doesn’t bite, said the assistant.
Fred starts petting the dog but it attacks him viciously.
You said your dog doesn’t bite, said Fred.
He doesn’t. That isn’t my dog, said the assistant.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my father did.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers on his bus.

They say the quickest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach.
Personally, I find a knife through the ribcage a lot quicker.

Finally I got one of those roof-top boxes for the car.
It’s very practical. I can barely hear my kids now.

I took my wife out for tea and biscuits.
She wasn’t very happy about having to donate blood though.

Mom, I’m still having those sharp headaches!
Then don’t stand in front of the dart board!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.

A man awakens from a coma.
His wife is irritated and changes out of her black clothing.
I really can’t depend on you for anything, can I?

If I’m smiling, I’m probably thinking of doing something evil.
If I’m laughing, I’ve already done it.

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