We live in difficult times and we all face so many pressures. When our friends are down we try to lift their spirits. And for that, it helps if we have a few Corny puns and funny jokes to cheer someone up.
Well today, I’ve curated another 33 gems just for you, dear reader.
At least I think they’re gems. So I hope they’ll make you laugh too. You might mind some of them a bit too corny but a few of them might just tickle you.
Enjoy them and don’t forget to share them too.
Funny jokes to cheer someone up: (1-11)
- Nothing tops plain pizza.
- A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
- Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.
- Seven days of fasting will make one weak.
- What do you call a hippy’s wife? Mississippi.
- I tried eating a clock but it was time-consuming.
- I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
- Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.
- I was never a fan of San Andreas. It’s not my fault.
- Dead batteries cost nothing. They’re free of charge.
- The girl in the middle of the tennis court is Annette.
Funny jokes to cheer someone up: (12-22)
- Ask yourself if it’s wise to eat at Sam and Ella’s diner?
- Cemetery raises prices and blames it on the cost of living.
- I will start collecting highlighting pens. Mark my words.
- I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
- My dogs are called Rolex and Breitling. They’re watchdogs.
- What does the pizza man use to cut his hair? Little Caesars.
- I pulled a muscle digging for gold. It was just a miner injury.
- What do you call a cow that can’t give milk? An udder failure.
- Water’s heavier than Butane because Butane is a Lighter fluid.
- When a wolf is taught to meditate, does it become aware wolf?
- I started an online bakery but I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
Funny jokes to cheer someone up: (23-33)
- Lego store re-opens after lockdown. People stand in line for blocks.
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? Because it lifts their spirits.
- My daughter wants to study burrowing rodents. I told her to gopher it.
- I’m reading a book called “Quick Money for Dummies” by Robin Banks.
- I wanted a career as a fisherman, but I couldn’t live on the net income.
- If you wear a facemask and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.
- Beauty School student misses classes. She’s forced to make up the makeup test.
- If two meth-heads start a relationship are they “speed dating” or just “mething around”.
- My wife said she’d leave me if I made up any more puns about The Monkees. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face …..
- DOCTOR: Nurse, what’s the status on the boy who swallowed a coin? NURSE: Still no change, Doctor.
- Dear Algebra, Please stop asking me to find your X. She’s not coming back and don’t ask Y.
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