39 funny Disney jokes to raise a smile

If it’s funny Disney jokes you’re looking for, dear reader, then here are some light-hearted funnies just for you.

I hope they make you smile and brighten your day.

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Funny Disney Jokes (1-10):

What did Mickey Mouse have for dessert? Mice cream!
How does Ariel stay in touch with her friends? Sea-mail!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? To visit Pluto!
How did the Genie fit everything into his lamp? With difficulty!
Why was Tinkerbell feeling blue? She was having a fairy bad day!
Why did Donald Duck watch the news? To get the feather forecast!
What did Quasimodo say after winning the lottery? I’m ringing in the cash!
Why did the Disney cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants to play golf? In case he got a hole in one!
Why don’t Disney characters listen to the media anymore? They’ve heard enough fairy tales!

Funny Disney Jokes (11-20):

What does Ariel use to call her friends? A shell phone!
What kind of shoes does Mickey Mouse wear? Squeakers!
Why does Peter Pan never get his feet dirty? He Neverlands!
What did Nala tell Simba after he was walking too slowly? Mufasa!
Why did Woody give Bullseye some water? Because he was a little horse!
Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because she ran away from the ball!
Why did Captain Hook become a chef? Because he’s great at hooking up a good meal!
Why did Snow White treat each dwarf equally? Because she’s the fairest of them all.
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t show up? Someday my prints will come!
What did the postcard say to the stamp at the Disney post office? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!

Funny Disney Jokes (21-30):

How does Ariel like her toast? With mermelade!
Where does Olaf keep his money? In a snowbank!
Why was the broom late in Fantasia? It overswept!
How does the Little Mermaid wash her fins? With Tide!
What do you call a fairy who never bathes? Stinkerbell!
Why couldn’t Mickey surf the web? He didn’t have a mouse pad!
What did Dumbo do before he went on holiday? He packed his trunk!
Why did Goofy bring a ladder to the bar? He’d heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Daisy Duck say she was always calm? Because she’s never quacking under pressure!
Why do the Seven Dwarfs dance while they play? Because the hills are alive with the sound of music!

Funny Disney Jokes (31-39):

Why wouldn’t Piglet use the toilet? He saw Pooh on it!
What is Tarzan’s favourite Christmas carol? Jungle Bells!
Why did Dopey take a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains!
How did Gaston get the baking job? By egg-saggerating his skills!
What does a Disney princess use to unlock her room? A-riel key!
What did the Jungle Book teach us about bananas? They’re apeeling!
Why did Aladdin go to the bank? To check his balance on the flying carpet!
Why was Eeyore always calm during tests? He knew how to stay relaxed under ass-essment!
Why did Goofy stare at the computer screen? Because he wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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