Here are 21 really bad jokes that will make you cringe and smile simultaneously.
They’re so bad they’re funny. Certainly, they made me smile.
So take a few moments to enjoy them all.
And please, feel free to pass them on.
21 Bad Jokes:
- Cashier in store: “Would you like the milk in a bag?”
- Man: “No, just leave it in the carton.”
- Man in a bookstore: Where is the Self-Help section, please?
- Saleswoman: If I told you that, sir, it would defeat the purpose.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
- In case he gets a hole in one!
- How do you make holy water?
- You boil the hell out of it.
- What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
- Nothing, they just waved.
- Who’s the king of the classroom?
- The Ruler!
- What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
- Feyoncé!
- Why can’t zoo animals take tests?
- There are too many cheetahs!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth?
- Someday my prints will come.
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Great food but no atmosphere!
- How many apples grow on a tree?
- All of them!
- How do you think the unthinkable?
- With an itheberg!
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
- Doyouthinkhesaurus
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
- It goes back four seconds!
- What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
- Dam.
- If you’re American when you go in the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
- European.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
- He won the no-bell prize.
- What’s red and bad for your teeth?
- A brick.
- Two guys walk into a bar.
- The third guy ducks.
- Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed some space.
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