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If you’re looking for some cheesy dad jokes, then here are 27 little gems that might just tickle you.

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Cheesy Dad Jokes:

I never liked insect puns. They bug me.

I love eye jokes. The cornea the better.

I used to be a floating voter. Now I’m sunk.

I don’t like Greek yoghurt. It’s a culture difference.

I was so bad at art in school, it’s a wonder I can draw breath.

I’m reading a book called The History of Glue. I can’t put it down.

I saw a parrot wearing a raincoat. I’m told it was polyunsaturated.

I asked a girl in the office for a date. She told me to buy my own fruit.

I’m looking for a new telekinesis class. My old one moved unexpectedly.

I’ve developed a Bible for the visually impaired. It’s called the Holy Braille.

I saw an insect that kept dropping things. Apparently, it was a fumble bee.

I’ve been hired by a guillotine factory in Paris. Be heading there on Monday.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. So, she smiled and hugged me.

I used to have a job managing Old Macdonald’s farms. I was the C I E I O.

I thought I saw a rabbit driving a Rolls Royce. It turns out it was a millionhare.

I saw a monkey floating away in a basket. Apparently, it was a hot air baboon.

I named my dog Five Miles. Now I can tell everyone I walk Five Miles every day.

I gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick. She’s still not talking to me.

I was running towards the door as a polite sheep opened it. It said, “After ewe!”

I loved working as an almond harvester until I discovered my boss was a nut job.

I joined the Tourette’s Society a week ago. They’ve only just finished swearing me in.

I’ve just finished building a car from washing machine parts. I’ll be taking it for a spin tomorrow.

I feel cheated. I bought a can of fly spray and sprayed myself all over with it, but I still can’t fly.

I’ve started a job at Apple supporting law enforcement’s covert operations. My department’s called iSpy.

I was apprehensive about going to the dermatologist today. Thankfully, he didn’t make any rash decisions.

I don’t think it’s a big achievement, but my doctor’s report says I haven’t used my muscles for so long that I’m getting a trophy.

I lost my thesaurus yesterday. Not only was I sad, but I was also glum, gloomy, downcast, despondent, miserable, wretched, woebegone, crestfallen, and unhappy.

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Once again I’ve been surfing the Internet looking for humour and smiles.

On this occasion, I was looking for cheesy jokes.

So here are 17 cheesy jokes I found that should make you smile today I hope.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t identify the authors but should you be one of them please let me know and I will add a suitable credit and link to your work.

Cheesy jokes:

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA

Which US State has the smallest soft drinks?
Mini-soda

Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?
A loose Canon

What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A Bagel

Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because he was on a roll

Why did the poor man sell yeast?
To raise some dough

How do snails fight?
They slug it out

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!

What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
I just love baskin’ robins

What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

How does NASA organize a party?
They planet

What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
Quattro Sinko

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