15 stupid jokes that are funny

If you’re looking for some stupid jokes that are funny, dear reader, then I have 15 for you today that I’m confident will make you laugh.

So, grab a cup of coffee, relax and take a few moments to enjoy them all.

And please, feel free to pass them on.

Stupid jokes that are funny (1-5):

1. Last week, I went on a first aid course and the instructor asked me what I’d do if my child swallowed a door key. Apparently “I’d climb through the window,” wasn’t the right answer.
2. Barber: How would you like your hair cut sir? Customer: In silence, please.
3. Yesterday, I was persuaded to run a marathon for charity. I didn’t want to do it at first, but they told me it’s for blind and disabled kids, so I thought I’d have a decent chance of winning.
4. Wife: “Just look at that couple over there, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?” Husband: “Are you mad? I don’t even know the woman!”
5. It’s been so cold recently that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

Stupid jokes that are funny (6-10):

6. After years of study at university, finally, I’m a PhD, or as I’m better known, a Pizza Hut Deliveryman.
7. Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common? A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
8. It is a fact that light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear to be quite bright until you hear them talk.
9. Late one night a robber wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man in central London and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” the robber demanded. “You can’t do this I’m a Member of Parliament!” the man replied, “Oh! In that case,” smiled the robber, “give me MY money!“
10. My wife keeps berating me for being unkind to one of my kids, but I don’t know which one she means. I think I treat Bobby, Cindy, and the fat, ugly one all the same.

Stupid jokes that are funny (11-15):

11. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally, I was forced to take his bike away from him.
12. Q: What can you hold without ever touching it? A: A conversation.
13. Mike arrives home one evening, unannounced, with his best buddy, Pete, and asks his wife, Jane, if she can make dinner for him and Pete. Naturally, Jane’s not happy and she starts screaming at Mike, as the two men just sit and listen. “What are you doing to me?” shouts Jane. “My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, and it’s too late to expect me to start cooking now. Why the hell did you bring him home anyway?” Mike hesitates momentarily and then says, “Because Pete’s thinking of getting married, so I thought it would be helpful if I showed him what married life is like!“
14. Jim’s driving home from work when he gets a call from his wife, Irene, on his cell phone. “Be careful on the road, honey. I’ve just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way down the highway,” says Irene. “It’s not just one car,” Jim responds, “there are literally thousands of them!“
15. Dick and Roger are two elderly gentlemen eating breakfast together in a restaurant one morning. Roger notices something funny in Dick’s ear. “Hey, Dick,” says Roger. “Do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Dick fiddles with his ear, pulls out the suppository, stares at it momentarily and then says, “Well I’ll be darned, now I think I know what I did with my hearing aid.”

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