31 stupid quotes that make no sense that'll make you think

Now, do you like quotes, dear reader? I love them. Today I thought it would be fun to take a look at some stupid quotes that make no sense.

There are times when people say some silly things, I’m sure you’ll agree. I’ve been known to say some silly things myself. However, though they may be silly, such things can be amusing too.

So here are 31 stupid quotes that make no sense but are more thought-provoking than they first appear to be. And some of them are definitely amusing.

So enjoy them all, and feel free to pass them on.

Stupid quotes that make no sense (1-15):

He’s about as sharp as a marble.

Less is more. Surely that’s obvious?
Not taking risks is life’s biggest gamble.
We can’t keep calm. We’re all mad here.

It’s always darkest before it’s pitch black.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seized the wrong day.
Only our parents’ children are always right.

Life gives the test first, and then the lesson.
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can’t see
Whether a man marries or not, he will regret it.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
War doesn’t decide who’s right, only who’s left.
I must be a squirrel because I attract all the nuts.

When life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.
I’m on the whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Stupid quotes that make no sense (16-31):

Ignorance is temporary, but stupid is permanent.

I adore spontaneity, as long as it’s carefully planned.
A virgin birth, I can believe, but three wise men? Really?
I’m not superstitious, but I can be a bit stitious at times.

I tried being normal. It was the worst two minutes of my life.
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
People tell me I might be schizophrenic, but I’m in two minds.

I was going to take on the world today, but I overslept again.
YARD SALE: Take a look around. Our crap could be your crap.
Dress for the body you have, not the body you wish you had.

Marriage means being committed. Then again, so does insanity.
If you don’t want to be mistaken for a doormat, get off the floor.
There would be many people alive today if there was a death penalty.

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
My husband tells me that if I ever decide to leave, he’s coming with me.
My mind is like someone emptied the kitchen junk drawer onto a trampoline.

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