I love quotes, and I love those funny quotes that make you smile and make you think.
Here are 21 funny quotes to highlight my point. Enjoy them all.
Funny quotes:
- Smile today, because tomorrow could be worse. ~Anonymous
- A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ~Anonymous
- I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ~Anonymous
- You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death. ~Anonymous
- He who wakes up early yawns all day long. ~Anonymous
- I’m not lazy; I’m just very relaxed. ~Anonymous
- Those who snore always fall asleep first. ~Anonymous
- Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence; after all, intelligence has its limits. ~Anonymous
- I just wanted you to know somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. ~Anonymous
- “Revenge” sounds so mean; that’s why I prefer to call it “Returning the favor.” ~Anonymous
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you’re with someone you’re not supposed to be seen with. ~Anonymous
- It’s alright if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right. ~Anonymous
- To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, now that shows political skill. ~Anonymous
- It may look like I’m doing nothing but in my head, I’m quite busy. ~Anonymous
- When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window. ~Anonymous
- Doing nothing is hard because you never know when you’re done. ~Anonymous
- Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back. ~Anonymous
- I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food. I don’t even know where sandwiches live. ~Anonymous
- Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you’re bad luck. ~Anonymous
- I don’t need anger management. You just need to stop making me angry! ~Anonymous
- My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one. ~Anonymous
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