22 bad puns that are so bad they're funny

I love puns, as you may have seen in some previous blog posts. The clever use of words always makes me smile. Whether they’re good puns or bad puns they usually make me laugh.

Well, today I’m focusing on some bad puns for a change.

Here are 22 bad puns which consider why so many professionals never die.

I hope they brighten your day and or at least don’t make you groan too much.

Enjoy them all now.

And please, feel free to pass them on.

Bad Puns:

Old owls never die they just don’t give a hoot.
Old lawyers never die they just lose their appeal.

Old sculptors never die they just lose their marbles.
Old professors never die they just lose their class.
Old limbo dancers never die they just go under.

Old chemists never die they just fail to react.
Old mathematicians never die they just disintegrate.
Old investors never die they just roll over.

Old printers never die they’re just not the type.
Old sanitation engineers never die they’re just dumped.
Old police officers never die they just cop out.

Old bankers never die they just lose interest.
Old sewage workers never die they just waste away.
Old electricians never die they just lose contact.

Old accountants never die they just lose their figures.
Old photographers never die they just stop developing.
Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.

Old tailors never die they just get stitched up.
Old chauffeurs never die they just lose their drive.
Old quarterbacks never die they just pass away.

Old cleaners never die they just kick the bucket.
Old cooks never die they just get deranged.

Can you add another one?

On the theme of old professionals never dying, can you add another one to this list?

Maybe you could make one up and entertain our readers? Perhaps a pun related to your own profession or hobby? I’ll bet you can dear reader.

Go on, have a go at writing one of your own and send it to me via the Contact Page.

The page will then be updated and you’ll get a full acknowledgement on this post for your contribution

I’m confident readers will have lots of great ideas. So go on, let me have them ow.

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