25 brilliant one-liners guaranteed to make you smile

There’s so much stuff on the Internet and so little time to read it all. We need to laugh but we haven’t got time to read all the longer jokes.

Worry not dear reader. Help is at hand. Here are 25 brilliant one-liners guaranteed to make you smile.

Certainly, they all made me smile.

They’ll only consume 30 seconds of your time and they’re well worth the effort.

And of course, laughter is the best medicine. So rather than take medication, you can have a good laugh instead.

Surely that’s a win-win situation? Go on, enjoy them all now.

Brilliant one-liners (1-10):

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
I saw a sign that said, “Watch for Children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

She wanted a puppy. But I didn’t want a puppy. So, we compromised and got a puppy.
Why is the day you do your housework, laundry, cooking, and ironing called a day off?
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend actually thinking.

You know they’re a real friend when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
I’m great at multitasking; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
If a woman wants to scare a man the only question she needs to ask is, “Do you know what day it is today?”

When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. It’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

So did any of these prove to be the brilliant one-liners you’d hoped for dear reader?

Perhaps you feel that you could still use a good laugh?

If so, then please click on the links below. You’ll find plenty of smiles to amuse you.

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When you share, everyone wins. It’s always a good idea to pass on the smiles.

Thank you.