21 best one-liners ever. You’ll love Number 15

BEST ONE-LINERS EVERToday I offer you some of the best one-liners ever. Well, they are in my opinion, at least.

I love a great one-liner and these are all brilliant. They’re amusing, sharp and very witty. I hope at least one or two of them will brighten your day.

So take a couple of minutes and enjoy them all.

And please feel free to share them.

Best one-liners ever:

  1. Am I indecisive? I’m not sure.
  2. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
  3. Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
  4. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  5. A clean house suggests there’s no WiFi.
  6. Not all math puns are terrible. Just sum.
  7. It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
  8. I started with nothing and I’ve still got most of it.
  9. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  10. When life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.
  11. You say you’re a compulsive liar but I don’t believe you.
  12. Since I had my neck-brace fitted I’ve never looked back.
  13. A liberal is just a conservative who hasn’t been mugged yet.
  14. You shouldn’t laugh at your wife’s choices because you’re one of them.
  15. You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon fails to return home then what you’ve actually lost is a pigeon.
  16. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving unless it’s something you plan to do more than once.
  17. I love to hold hands at the movies but for some reason, strangers sitting next to me never seem that keen.
  18. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you’ll look forward to the trip.
  19. Is it true that the security guys at the Samsung Store are known as Guardians of the Galaxy?
  20. You know they’re your friends when you walk into their home and you connect to the WiFi automatically.
  21. The absurdity of the sexual act is God’s way of reminding us that he really does have a sense of humor.

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