Here are 21 clever one-liners you’ll just love. They’re all sharp and witty and guaranteed to amuse you. Take a minute to enjoy them all.
Clever one-liners:
- I can handle pain until it hurts.
- No, I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
- I would lose weight but I hate losing.
- Life is just a sexually transmitted disease.
- I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- Creditors have better memories than debtors.
- It’s only funny when it’s not happening to you.
- Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
- How could I miss you when you won’t go away?
- It’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
- A lottery is just a tax on people who don’t understand math.
- Life would be so much better if we could mute some people.
- When I need an expert’s advice, I stand in front of the mirror.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. Some only gargle.
- If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
- Some people lose their tempers just from seeing you keep yours.
- I’m not looking for a stable relationship, I’ll settle for a stable internet connection.
- Don’t you just hate how spiders sit there on your wall and act like they pay rent?
- There is a solution for when your hair starts falling out. Put it in a box.
- People always say they don’t believe in ghosts until they hear a strange noise in the middle of the night.
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