30 of the best puns guaranteed to make you smile

If you’re looking for the best puns, read on.

Do you enjoy clever puns, dear reader?

I must say, I do. I love them, and I’m always on the lookout for the best puns I can find, and occasionally I write my own too.

So here are 30 of the best puns you’ll hear today.

Unfortunately, I cannot be sure of their origin, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh, of that I’m sure.

Certainly, they made me laugh, and I hope they brighten your day too.

Enjoy them all and feel free to pass them on.

The Best Puns (1-15):

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Atheists can’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
A girl said she recognised me from my vegetarian club but I’d never met herbivore.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
The Energiser Bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
I didn’t like my beard at first but it grew on me.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does the clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings but I think I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I ordered 2000 lbs. of Chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
With great reflexes comes great response ability.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory for taking a day off?
Why do the French eat snails? They don’t like fast food.
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason. Details are sketchy.
Don’t make jokes about unemployed people. They don’t work.
My computer’s got Miley Virus. It has stopped twerking.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
The best time to open a gift is the present.
Why did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
I used to build stairs for a living but it’s an up and down business.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you’ll rise and shine!

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