We all must laugh at least once daily, wouldn’t you agree? Well, dear reader, if you’ve yet to laugh today, I think this hilarious joke will just be what you need.
This is a joke guaranteed to make you laugh, and it’s one you can tell in the office without worrying about offending people.
So go on, take a minute, and enjoy it.
Hilarious Joke:
Standing up to the Angels:
A man dies and suddenly finds himself standing in line at the Pearly Gates waiting for St Peter.
With a cloud-connected iPad in his hand, St Peter is checking the details of each individual standing in line to decide whether they’ve done enough to pass through the gates into Heaven.
When the man gets to the front of the queue, St Peter looks at him and says, “Name please?”
“I’m Jim Thompson”, says the man.
“Hello Jim”, says St Peter, “Can you tell me what you did for a living please?”
Jim hesitated momentarily before saying, “Unfortunately I was out of work and living on welfare.”
“Hmmmmm”, says St Peter rubbing his chin. “Have you done anything recently that has benefited your fellow human beings?”
Jim thought for a minute, and then he said, “Well, when I saw a group of Hells Angels abusing a pretty girl in the street, I walked right up to the ringleader, and getting right into his personal space, nose to nose, looking him dead in the eye, I said to him, ‘You show that girl some respect, boy or you and I will have to sort it out man to man’.”
St Peter tapped something into his iPad and considered the response momentarily. Then he said to Jim, “I’m afraid there’s nothing in your records to confirm what you’ve said. When did it happen?”
“About five minutes ago”, said Jim.
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