Jokes are always popular with readers, so once again I’ve been searching the Internet for stuff to make you smile.
Here are 15 hilarious jokes that made me laugh, and I hope they will brighten your day, too. Yes, they’re corny, but they’re still very funny, I think.
They are all classified as ‘Author Unknown,’ as I’ve been unable to confirm the identity of the original authors. However, I’d be happy to add appropriate writing credits to every joke if anyone can advise me as to their origin.
Take a few moments to enjoy them all, and please feel free to share them with others.
Hilarious Jokes:
- A naked woman robbed a bank.
- Nobody could remember her face.
- My girlfriend hated my endless stream of police puns.
- So, I decided to give it arrest.
- What do you get if you Google ‘missing medieval servant’?
- Page not found.
- Patient: Doctor, I’m so nervous; this is my first operation.
- Doctor: Oh, don’t worry. It’s mine too.
- Don’t be sad when a bird poops on your head.
- Just be happy that dogs can’t fly.
- My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday.
- I’m not sure how. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
- When a cougar’s old and needs a hearing aid, what does she become?
- A Def Leppard.
- If you rub your eyes with ketchup, what will you benefit from?
- Heinzsight!
- My girlfriend says I’m hopeless at fixing appliances.
- Well, she’s in for a shock.
- What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
- No whey Jose.
- My girlfriend has her own taser.
- She’s a real stunner.
- I bought a dog off a blacksmith recently.
- As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
- What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?
- You make a seizure salad.
- A man walked into a zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog.
- It was a Shih Tzu.
- When pharmacists get sick, what do doctors give them?
- A taste of their own medicine.
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