One of the most memorable sitcom characters of all time has to be Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld, played by the excellent Michael Richards. So let’s take a look back at some of the best Cosmo Kramer quotes that made us all smile back in the day.
If you’re not old enough to remember the sitcom Seinfeld and Cosmo Kramer, in particular, then you’ll find plenty of amusing clips from this sitcom on YouTube. They’re all brilliant and well worth a little bit of your time.
So check them out but not before you’ve enjoyed these 15 memorable Cosmo Kramer quotes, which I hope will brighten your day.
Cosmo Kramer Quotes:
- Look away, I’m hideous.
- She’s got the Jimmy legs!
- Moles … freckles’ ugly cousin.
- Just make love to that wall pervert.
- You’re as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job.
- Yeah, don’t worry, Jerry. We’re right on this guy like stink on a monkey.
- Because I’m like ice, buddy. When I don’t like you, you’ve got problems.
- Well, you know what they say, you don’t sell the steak; you sell the sizzle.
- There’s nothing more pathetic than a grown man who’s afraid of a woman.
- Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure, my twinkle! Everything I have, I owe to this face.
- Now, what does the little man inside you say? See, you gotta listen to the little man.
- Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint – it’s delicious.
- I love the name ‘Isosceles.’ If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer.
- If everybody knew everybody, we wouldn’t have the problems we have in the world today. Well, you don’t rob somebody if you know their name!
- Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humour. You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.
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