10 Silly Jokes

If jokes that are just a little bit silly appeal to you, here are 10 silly jokes guaranteed to make you smile. These are the sort of jokes you’d find in Christmas crackers. Corny but you just can’t help laughing at them. Well groaning anyway.

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest?
  • An investigator.
  • What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
  • A Minnie van!
  • What do you get when you cross a dog with an antenna?
  • A Golden Receiver.
  • Where should a 600 pound gorilla go?
  • On a diet
  • What has one head, one foot and four legs?
  • A bed.
  • What did the stamp say to the envelope?
  • Stick with me and we’ll go places!
  • What would happen if you threw yellow sneakers into the Red Sea?
  • They’d get wet.
  • Why did the photograph go to jail?
  • Because it was framed.
  • What would Bears become without Bees?
  • Ears.
  • Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
  • Because then it would be a foot!
  • What is green and smells like blue paint?
  • Green paint.

If these silly jokes made you smile then please share them with your friends on social media. When you share, everyone wins. It’s always a good idea to pass on the smiles.

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