40 what do you call jokes that are corny but fun

Looking for some “what do you call jokes,” dear reader?

Those wordplay jokes that are always corny but still make you smile.

I love them, I must say. So, I’ve curated 40 of them just for you.

Why not grab a coffee and then take a few minutes to enjoy them all?

And please feel free to pass them on to your friends and loved ones.

What do you call jokes (1-10):

• What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping?
• A dino-snore!

• What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• A gummy bear!

• What do you call a cow with no legs?
• Ground beef!

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
• Fsh!

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
• An abdominal snowman!

• What do you call a pig that knows karate?
• Pork chop!

• What do you call a deer with no eyes?
• No-eye deer!

• What do you call a fake noodle?
• An impasta!

• What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
• A baboom!

• What do you call a guy who can’t flip pancakes?
• A flippin’ failure!

What do you call jokes (11-20):

• What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
• A can’t opener!

• What do you call a bear with no socks on?
• Barefoot!

• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
• A maybee!

• What do you call a snake that tells jokes?
• Hisssterical!

• What do you call a computer that sings?
• A Dell!

• What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?
• Decalfinated!

• What do you call a pile of cats?
• A meowtain!

• What do you call a group of musical whales?
• An orca-stra!

• What do you call a dog magician?
• A labracadabrador!

• What do you call a snowman who’s been sunbathing?
• A puddle!

What do you call jokes (21-30):

• What do you call a dinosaur with a knowledge of words?
• Thesaurus Rex!

• What do you call a bear with no ear?
• B!

• What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
• A chicken sees-a-salad!

• What do you call a cat that can play the guitar?
• Kitty Perry!

• What do you call a pencil that can tell wordplay jokes?
• A pun-cil!

• What do you call a bear that’s caught in the rain?
• A drizzly bear!

• What do you call a cat that likes to eat lemons?
• A sourpuss!

• What do you call a donkey with a PhD?
• A smart ass!

• What do you call a tree with a lot of money?
• A cashew tree!

• What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
• Nacho cheese!

What do you call jokes (31-40):

• What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs?
• A condescending con descending!

• What do you call a bear that loves to dance?
• A groovy bear!

• What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
• An alley cat!

• What do you call a happy cowboy?
• A jolly rancher!

• What do you call a pile of cats falling over?
• A catastrophe!

• What do you call a sheep that doesn’t have any money?
• Poor ewe!

• What do you call a cat that plays the piano?
• A meow-sician!

• What do you call a tree with a podcast?
• An audio-branch!

• What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?
• Chicken!

• What do you call a group of cows playing in a band?
• A moo-sical ensemble!

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