25 brilliant short jokes to make you smile

brilliant short jokesIf you’re looking for some brilliant short jokes to make you smile, dear reader, then I have some here today that will tickle you.

So, take a few minutes and enjoy them all.

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Brilliant short jokes (1-10):

  1. What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris-sites.
  2. l asked my boss when his birthday was. He said, “March 1st.” So, I stood up, walked around the office, and asked again.
  3. My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because I’m balding. Well, it’s hair loss.
  4. If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?”
  5. The other day I spotted an Albino dalmatian. Well, it was the least I could do for him.
  6. It’s a 5-minute walk from my house to my local bar. However, it’s a 45-minute walk from the bar back to my house. The difference is staggering.
  7. I bought lettuce from a small grocery store called Mamas & Papas but I can’t eat it. All the leaves are brown.
  8. If I ate six bowls of alphabet soup before bed, would it result in a massive vowel movement the following morning?
  9. I said to my boss that I needed a pay rise because three other companies were after me. “Which ones?” he asked. “Electricity, Gas, and Water,” I replied.
  10. I bought a new pair of gloves today, but it turns out that they’re both ‘lefts’. On the one hand, that’s fine, but on the other, it’s not right.

Brilliant short jokes (11-20):

  1. Charles Dickens walked into a Manhattan bar and ordered a martini. “Olive or twist?” said the bartender.
  2. I’ve started promoting the health benefits of eating dried grapes. Naturally, I’m raisin awareness.
  3. OMG! I’ve just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person! And here was me thinking he was just a theoretical physicist.
  4. I’ve just spent the day listening to the Doors. I really must oil the hinges.
  5. My girlfriend runs a battery kiosk at the local park. She sells C cells by the seesaw.
  6. I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out that I’d been seeing Claire Lee behind her back. At least, I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone!
  7. I went to my doctor with hearing problems. He said, “Can you describe the symptoms?” I said, “Yes, Homer’s the fat bloke and Marge is the woman with blue hair.”
  8. Looking for an easy way to turn your sofa into a sofa bed? Try forgetting your wife’s birthday, that should do it.
  9. My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl and now she’s making all my decisions for me. It seems she has power of a tawny.
  10. I joined a Carpenter’s Class the other day, but we haven’t made anything yet. We’ve only just begun.

Brilliant short jokes (21-25):

  1. I wasn’t too happy when my doctor told me to cut down on my constant dancing, so I just grabbed my coat and waltzed right out of there.
  2. Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it’s eaten. It’s called a wedding cake.
  3. My Uncle Artie is always making funny vegetable puns. I must say, I love Artie jokes.
  4. I pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, I’d say it was pretty painful.
  5. The teacher said to her math class, “If I had 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what would I have?” Little Johnny’s hand shot up and he said, “You’d have a drinking problem, miss.”

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