12 original Limericks written just for you

ORIGINAL LIMERICKSIf you enjoy the style of poems known as Limericks then here are 12 of them just for you, dear reader.

They’re all original and written by me. So, I hope you enjoy them.

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Limericks (1-6):

  • There was an old man from Blairgowrie
  • Who married a beautiful Maori
  • Making Auckland their home
  • Never again would they roam
  • Thanks to a generous dowry
  • A young guy from Chester-le-Street
  • Was inclined to be indiscreet
  • But what he revealed
  • About a girl from Hatfield
  • Was a story of intrigue and deceit
  • There was a young girl named Grace
  • Who decided to run in a race
  • Such a beautiful belle
  • She started so well
  • Only to fall flat on her face
  • Original LimericksI went to a party to schmooz
  • And enjoy a wee dram of booze
  • I met a nice girl
  • Whose first name was Shirl
  • And her family name was Hughes
  • A delivery guy named Bob
  • Dispatched packages for the Mob
  • Inside each one
  • A Mossberg shotgun
  • And directions to the next job
  • There was an electrician named Joe
  • Hired to light up a show
  • Climbing the heights
  • To put up the lights
  • He slipped and broke his big toe

Limericks (7-12):

  • The thief had to make a confession
  • About more than a minor transgression
  • Punished for his crime
  • He now pays with his time
  • And reflects on his little indiscretion
  • For the Highland Games Jack did smarten
  • For ne’er would he wish to dishearten
  • His proud Scottish wife
  • In his sock was a knife
  • And his kilt was his own family tartan
  • I was fast asleep in the shade
  • When approached by a beautiful maid
  • I gave her a smile
  • And we talked for awhile
  • Then she gave me the note she conveyed.
  • Original LimericksThere was a guy from Cheyenne
  • Selling systems to businessmen
  • With incredible zeal
  • He closed every deal
  • And signed with a gold Parker pen
  • With her Spanish boyfriend José
  • Jane decided to run away
  • To Gretna, they headed
  • Their aim to get wedded
  • Before anyone could say nay
  • An intrepid young lady named Alice
  • Travelled from her home in Dallas
  • To Lapland, she went
  • Completely hell-bent
  • On seeing the Aurora Borealis

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10 original Limerick poems for your entertainment

Limerick-PoemsToday I’ve written 10 Limerick poems just for you, dear reader. They’re all original and written by me. I hope you enjoy them all.

Limerick Poems:

  • An intrepid young Scouser named Will
  • Travelled to Manaus in Brazil
  • In a bar for his lunch
  • He was served a fruit punch
  • By a Liverpool girl called Jill
  • There was a good Catholic from Gwent
  • Who gave up smoking for Lent
  • The days went by
  • With not a smoke on the sly
  • And a great deal of money not spent
  • Amusing LimerickA munitions expert called Tom
  • Was dispatched to defuse an old bomb
  • He approached it with care
  • Tension filling the air
  • But he completed his task with aplomb
  • An Irish lad named Buchanan
  • Agreed to be shot from a cannon
  • From the cannon, he burst
  • Then he landed head first
  • In a cowpat the size of Dungannon
  • An Italian gent named Ricardo
  • Had a crush on Brigitte Bardot
  • He was in a bazaar
  • In Morocco’s Kasbah
  • And there she was in a bar called Farrago
  • There was an old lady named Mo
  • Who drove her car really slow
  • No one asked why
  • They didn’t like to pry
  • And nor did they need to know
  • Amusing LimerickThere was a young girl named Miranda
  • Sat on her mother’s veranda
  • Studying Lenin and Marx
  • Before she embarks
  • On her life spreading propaganda
  • There was a young guy called Phillipe
  • At work, he kept falling asleep
  • In the afternoon he would snore
  • Behind a closed door
  • Whilst the clock towards five it would creep
  • A girl from Yorkshire called Jean
  • Had a reputation for being a bit mean
  • Before going to bed
  • She’d eat two slices of bread
  • With cheap luncheon meat in between
  • In Jamaica, a fella called Jimbo
  • Volunteered to dance the limbo
  • He gave it his best
  • The crowd was impressed
  • And he pulled an attractive young bimbo

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Thank you.

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