Once again I’ve been trawling the internet and my journals to find short but witty jokes to keep you amused dear reader. So here’s another batch that I think will definitely have you smiling.
They’re all officially recorded as Author Unknown but if you can identify any of these against an original author then please do let me know. I am keen to add suitable credits and links to websites where appropriate.
So please advise accordingly but not before you’ve enjoyed these 15 hilarious corny jokes.
Hilarious corny jokes:
- What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?
- A condescending con descending.
- I used to be a narcissist.
- But now look at me.
- What did the ocean say to the island?
- Nothing, it just waved.
- A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
- He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
- What happens to illegally parked frogs?
- They get toad.
- Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.
- It means a lot.
What was a more important invention than the first telephone?- The second one.
- Did you hear the one about the two radio antennas that got married?
- The church service was just fine but the reception was awesome.
- Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?
- Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What did the police officer say to his chest?
- You’re under a vest.
- What do you call an imaginary colour?
- A pigment of your imagination.
- What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
- One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
- When does a joke become a Dad joke?
- When it becomes fully groan.
- My friend is a structural engineer.
- He’s always complaining about stress at work.
- Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
- It was a Number 2 pencil.
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