50 amusing quotes about cars to make you smile

10/18/2023 by

AMUSING QUOTES ABOUT CARSLearning to drive is one of the most useful skills we learn. Driving is freedom and what’s not to like about that? I love my car and I love the freedom it gives me. So, with that in mind, I thought it might be fun to explore some amusing quotes about cars and driving.

Naturally, there are plenty of quotes to choose from. I’ve curated 50 little gems for you today, dear reader. They’re all classified as “Author Unknown” but that doesn’t mean they’re not memorable or fun.

I’m confident you’ll enjoy them all.

So, grab a coffee and take a few moments to see what others think of cars and driving and then see if you can come up with a memorable quote of your own.

Amusing quotes about cars (1-10):

  1. Parking is such sweet sorrow.
  1. Happiness is a long drive and an old song.
  1. Honking is the car’s way of saying ‘I have feelings too!’
  1. The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
  1. Driving a stick shift makes you feel like a wizard, or maybe just old.
  1. My car and I have so much in common. We both scream for no reason.
  1. Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a Lamborghini and that’s close.
  1. My car’s GPS has an ‘avoid potholes’ feature. It directs me to stay at home.
  1. A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons still left in the tank.
  1. Parallel parking is a skill many achieve, but few master. For the rest, there’s hope and parking lots.

Amusing quotes about cars (11-20):

  1. Life is too short for boring cars.
  1. My dream car is one that runs on laughter.
  1. Racing is the art of turning money into noise.
  1. Friends come and go, but a good mechanic is forever.
  1. Cars are like kids. If they’re making a noise, something’s probably wrong.
  1. I named my car ‘Stress’ because it’s always breaking down at traffic lights.
  1. When you drive as fast as I do, cholesterol is not something you worry about.
  1. Car love is true love. Why else would you talk sweetly to it when it won’t start?
  1. I don’t need to go to therapy. I just need to cruise the open road with my best buddy.
  1. Always drive like someone’s watching. Because they probably are, they’re called ‘traffic cameras.’

Amusing quotes about cars (21-30):

  1. Why did the car sit down? It was too tired!
  1. Cars and coffee are my two favourite ‘C’ words.
  1. If you think I’m cute now, wait until you see my Maserati.
  1. Couples who travel together, fight over directions together.
  1. Most of my money goes on my car and the rest I just waste.
  1. You know you’re an adult when joyriding involves doing errands.
  1. Traffic jams are just nature’s way of making sure you listen to your entire playlist.
  1. If you’ve never driven your car on the edge, then you’ve never really driven your car.
  1. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy an old 1965 Ford Mustang and lovingly restore it.
  1. Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds everything in the universe together, especially my car.

Amusing quotes about cars (31-40):

  1. A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.
  1. If my car could talk, it would probably just complain.
  1. Love is sharing your playlist with someone on a long drive.
  1. Car sickness is when you get sick of making car payments.
  1. The closest thing I’ve got to a sports car is a speeding ticket.
  1. Ecstasy is a long drive along a coastal road with some great music playing.
  1. If cars had feelings, traffic would just be a prolonged group therapy session.
  1. Some refer to it as road rage. I prefer to call it aggressive car communication.
  1. I treat my car like I treat my pets: I talk to it, pamper it, and sometimes yell when it doesn’t listen.
  1. My car sometimes feels like a hotel room. Not because it’s luxurious, but because I leave a mess in it.

Amusing quotes about cars (41-50):

  1. You can’t be sad while driving a sports car.
  1. Some days, my car is the only thing that listens to me.
  1. We have traffic signals because cars need time-outs too.
  1. Cars were invented as a faster way of fleeing from commitment.
  1. If your car could read your thoughts, it’d probably need therapy.
  1. If my car was a person, we’d probably argue over who’s more tired.
  1. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cars, so that’ll do for now.
  1. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
  1. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his taxi.
  1. I have two moods: 1. Constantly checking my fuel gauge. 2. Living on the edge with the fuel warning light on.

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